A funny joke is determined to study hard.

1, 70 eyes to eyes, 80 opponents, 90 mouth to mouth; Working overtime every day after 70, refusing to work overtime after 80 and refusing to go to work after 90; There is a deposit after 70, a debt after 80, and a lot of money after 90!

2, ask for high temperature! Seek exposure! 40 degrees! Begging for rain! It doesn't matter how hard we are! Be sure to let freshmen get exercise! ! !

3. Twist and follow the body healthily; Ho, you have everything for me; Take a break, feel refreshed and do a somersault; Received the receipt and received the blessing: May you stay happy and have a happy life!

4, an orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not in love with school, graduated from junior high school, like nature, and stayed in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

The physics teacher talked about the principle of electricity: "Friction can generate electricity. For example, as long as you touch the cat's hair backwards, you can see the electric spark. " "God," cried a little girl, "how many cats must be kept in that power station!"

I haven't heard from you for a long time. I thought of death. I used to cut the pulse with potato chips, start with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but I didn't die. Invited me to dinner and died.

7. Instructor: Don't talk, or you will make me angry and engage in fitness to kill you.

8. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

9. Marriage: Lonely, eager to find a solitary and primitive female animal. My price is a place in the grassland of Inner Mongolia. Anyone who peeks at the website occasionally can make up his mind to do it alone. Recently, the weather is abnormal, and my mind is afraid, and I need your concern urgently. From Garnett the Wolf King.

10, Seven Wolves in the World: Wolf Clinton, Wolf Cole, Wolf Saddam, Hungry Wolf Putin, Wolf Salon, Home Wolf Chen Shui-bian, Lone Wolf Castro ... Hehe, Happy New Year!