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Is it really profitable to have a fish tank at home?

Friends who are interested in home feng shui should be familiar with this sentence, which is called "the mountain manages people to manage money". Actually, this sentence is half right and half wrong. Feng shui pays attention to all places and is harmonious and moderate. The so-called solitary yin is not born, and solitary yang is not long. If we don't consider the balance of the five elements in the layout of geomantic omen, we can't make up for it. Just like a quack, no matter whether the patient is diagnosed or not, it is as harmful as Guizhi Decoction and Mahuang Decoction.

Sounds like a joke. As a matter of fact, the so-called geomantic omen, which is popular in Chinese mainland now, came from Hong Kong and Taiwan in the 1980s and 1990s. Once upon a time, the stalls were full of pirated and shoddy geomantic numerology books, and everyone was copying them and making mistakes. What's more, the original author himself has a little knowledge of Zhouyi's geomantic omen, relying on formulas and terms that a few laymen can't understand, and why Hong Kong and Taiwan have a wide audience.

Well, that's too far. Let's talk about the arrangement of fish tanks in the geomantic omen of Yangzhai. Can you make a fortune by keeping a fish tank at home? How big is the fish tank? Square and round? How many fish do you have? Only a few people can explain the problem clearly.

Fengshui fish tank

The core question here is: where is the fish tank? First of all, regardless of the owner's animal sign, age and occupation, fish tanks should never be placed in the southwest and north of residential and living room telephone poles! Absolutely not!

Don't listen to those messy letters on the financial situation across the door. It's sheer nonsense! If you put people in the north, you will inevitably break the money within three months. The bigger the fish tank, the worse the money, there is nothing wrong! Do you often suffer from insomnia and dreaminess in the southwest, and have loose bowels at regular intervals? This position must be consistent with the vertical pole of the house, and the central pattern of the living room must not conflict with the overall pattern of the house!

The core of Yang Zhai Feng Shui is nothing more than sand, water and yin and yang.

Any feng shui conditioning method has its own applicable conditions. It is not easy to make money by keeping a fish tank at home. Some people even put a fish tank at home, which will not only bring wealth, but also damage their health, breaking money again and again, and strange things keep happening.

There is also a widely circulated rumor to be exposed: those who avoid water in the eight-character numerology should not put fish tanks, and those who like water in the eight-character numerology should put more fish tanks. These are the pernicious influences of Feng Shui in Hong Kong and Taiwan. The eight-character numerology has nothing to do with the fish tank at home! Remember, the luck of the fish tank is only related to the placement! The core of geomantic omen is the unity and coordination of orientation and time. Put it in the right place, and then talk about the factors that affect relatively small size, color, height and so on.