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The ultimate family-Xiu Mei-Chapter 3 1

When you are in an illusion, can you tell what is reality?

"Xiu Xingxing...Xiu...Xiu Xingxing..."

Xiu Lili opened his heavy eyelids, raised his upper body with his arms, and found himself in a shabby The tent, through the holes in the tent, you can see the remaining traces of the black and white supernatural fight and the large blood stains that have not yet dried. "Jie, where am I?"

"Xiu, Are you overstimulated by Sun Shangxiang? This is the battlefield rescue department." Be careful and worry that Xiu is still obsessed with it. He keeps urging him, "Xiu, I don't understand. What is it about Sun Shangxiang that makes you so obsessed with it? You have to understand Sun Shangxiang and her father Ye Sixian. , Her brother Ye Yuce has been expelled from time and space from the beginning. So what if he is taken back to the Yehenala family? Look, the Ye family ancestral hall admits it! Being a time and space wanderer is a lifelong brand. Sun Shangxiang is not suitable for the Huyanjueluo family. You Why can’t you figure it out?”

Jie grabbed Xiu’s shoulders and shouted, “Xiu, please wake up, put aside your identity, and take a step back. She is our enemy, Ye Si!” Ti killed her parents, threw Ye Siti into a wormhole, disabled her brother Ye Yuce's superpowers, and imprisoned Ye Yuce in a superpower prison. What kind of bullshit love do you expect to convince Ye Yuxiang and you to live a good life? "See you! Xiu was dejected without saying a word. Jie stood up and dragged Xiu out of the tent to a place. There were corpses everywhere. It shouldn’t be said that the corpses of Huyanjueluo family soldiers were everywhere. "Huyanjueluo Xiu, Open your eyes and let me see clearly. This is a good thing done by the woman you love. She told the demon world about the Huyan family's secret door. She can betray even you. Do you know that if Akuo hadn't discovered it in time and turned on the sound wave? To protect the magnetic field, there will be another corpse on the ground that was pierced through the heart by the magic blade. Hu Yanjue Luo Xiu’s own corpse!” The corpses, the pungent smell of disinfection in the air, and the smell of blood oozing from the cracked wounds on the body all stimulated the chaotic memories in Xiu's mind to gradually become clearer. The scenes of personal experience were so vivid that Xiu could no longer look back. Tell yourself that this is all false...

The gauze bandaged on the wound has been dyed red by the blood that leaked out. The intense pain made Xiu sweat all over his head and his face turned pale. He pushed the ring away and wanted to With a supporting hand, Xiu's trembling hands opened up the white cloths, and familiar faces appeared in front of him. They were former brothers and friends who used to play together. One of the corpses of a little boy caught Xiu's attention. " A Liang! Why is A Liang here? Please tell me why A Liang is lying here. He is still so young. Why is he here? We were captured by the demonized people brought by Sun Shangxiang. In order to prevent us from being threatened, A Liang chose to reveal his powers. Because he was too young and lost his powers, he couldn't... couldn't..." Huyanjue Luojie choked up and said. Can't go on

Memories

"Brother Xiu, I learned another mind-telling technique today"

Xiu put down his guitar bag and asked "What is it?"

The boy pulled Xiu to the fountain in the courtyard, "Brother Xiu, please watch out, telepathy - water flow is forbidden."

The water stopped flowing in response, but resumed flow after a few seconds. "Ah... "I failed again." The boy was a little annoyed.

Xiu touched the boy's head, "A Liang, look - it's forbidden."

The water stopped flowing immediately, and it didn't flow for a long time. The flow did not resume, and the eyes of admiration shone, "Wow, brother Xiu, you are so awesome. The water flow stopped and it has not recovered for such a long time. It's great. How did you do it?" "

Xiu picked up the boy, pointed at the forbidden water flow and taught, "A Liang, do you know what is most important for telepathy? "

"I know, it's a superpower. The higher the superpower, the more powerful it is."

Xiu shook his head and said, "Superpower is just one of them. The most important thing is to capture the mind."

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“What is mind-taking? ”

“Mind-taking is when our consciousness is focused on one thing. Ah Liang, mind-taking is not enough to rely on superpowers alone. If you are in trouble, lose your superpowers, are seriously injured, and are attacked from both sides, you should be supported.” is strong and sober

consciousness! ”

His firm eyes reveal his unyielding spirit. You must know that commanding the four major city guards in the east, west, east, west, north and south cannot make people surrender by relying on his superpowers alone. Xiu’s mental control superpowers are beyond imagination

"Brother Xiu~" threw himself into Xiu's arms, and the boy said coquettishly, "Although I don't understand, brother, please don't get hurt, okay? I will study hard and protect my brother."

Xiu smiled slightly after hearing this, "Okay, I'll protect my brother when A Liang grows up."

"Let's play Gou, and I will work hard to learn telepathy and guitar from my brother, and then protect my brother."

"Okay, let's hook up, brother will teach you"

He tickled the boy's itch with bad intentions, "Hee hee~ Hahaha~ Brother is good or bad~ Hahaha..."

His fists hit the ground, and tears of regret overflowed from his eyes, sinking into the soil around the boy. If he had not gone to Silver Time and Space, if he had not met Axiang, fallen in love with Axiang, and had no selfish motives, right? This result would not have happened...

"It's all my fault... If it weren't for me, A Liang wouldn't have died, and everyone wouldn't have died." The huge guilt was like a tide that drowned Xiu, who was seriously injured and weak. The chapped lower lip was bitten tightly, and the sobs were blocked in the throat. The red eyes remembered this tragic scene deeply in his mind, reminding himself all the time

A forbidden soldier stood anxiously In the distance, Jie waved to the other party to come in, "What's going on?"

The imperial army looked at the pale-faced Xiu and the bad-looking Jie, and said hesitantly, "Ye Siti and Sun Shangxiang are shouting to see the commander in front. He said he wanted to have a good chat with the commander, but his subordinates led people to intercept them, but... they couldn't stop them."

"Oh, we didn't go to them to settle the score, but they came to our door. You can help the commander there. Medical tent, I'll go meet them..." Jie took out his weapon

Xiu grabbed Jie who was about to go berserk, "Wait a minute"

"Xiu, if you can't bear it, let me Go, I will pay for the lives of my brothers with their blood." After saying this, he shook off Xiu's hand.

"Stop! "Powerful mental control rushed towards him, forcing Jie to stand there motionless. He wanted to express something but couldn't even open his mouth, but Xiu didn't use Volis! "Jie, you have to change your temper. I said no. Go? "Licking his chapped lips, his deep eyes glowed coldly, "Go and tell him, I will be here shortly."

In front of the Baidao camp, Ye Siti stood there and shouted, "Get out of here, I am You who came to see my son-in-law, why are you stopping me? You know who I am, I am Hu Yanjue Luo Xiu’s father-in-law! "

"What are you talking about? Our commander is not the son-in-law of a traitor like you"

"Even the abandoned son of the Ye He family has the nerve to get involved with our commander, who doesn't know The Xiu of Dongcheng Guard only talks about piano and not love."

At this time, a cold voice came, "The son-in-law of the Yehenala family, I, Huyanjueluo Xiu, cannot reach that high! "Xiu, who had been re-bandaged and changed into clothes, walked out with Jie and other Dongcheng guards

"Bei Bei" Hearing Xiu's reply, Sun Shangxiang looked at Xiu with a look of deep love in his eyes. He was slightly injured

"Isn't this my good son-in-law?" Ye Siti seemed not to have heard Xiu's reply just now, and insisted that Xiu was his son-in-law. Their eyes gradually changed, and they were all discussing something in a low voice

"What are you talking nonsense about? How could our Master Xiu be the traitor of Yehenala and the son-in-law of a time and space wanderer? Besides, your daughter is long. She has breasts but no breasts, and a butt but no butt. What does Master Xiu see in her? Do you want me to donate a mirror for you to take a good look at?" Although Akuo is mean-mouthed, he also protects his shortcomings, but he can't stand Ye Siti's look of coming to worship me.

"Red Flame Spirit Rocket" Sun Shangxiang summoned a red bow and arrow, equipped with four orange-red arrows and pointed it at Aqiao, "Don't say bad things about my dad, and then..." Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by two powerful powers

"Divine Wind Slash - Vulabaha" Two hurricane wind blades quickly swept towards Sun Shangxiang

"Purte Shelter - Aura Protective Shield Vulabaha" Yesiti had just raised it Aura protective shield, Sun Shangxiang can't escape before he can

, the protective shield had been cut into pieces by the hurricane, and Kamikaze Slash immediately hit Ye Siti and Sun Shangxiang. They fell to the ground and vomited blood, and the Red Flame Spirit Rocket was also shattered by Kamikaze Slash

The power walkers and Dongcheng Guards next to them were both stunned by Xiu's operation? Don't you mean serious injury? Isn't it rumored that Sun Shangxiang fell in love with Yin Shikong and couldn't help himself, and he had to give up his last name for her? What's wrong with Master Xiu?

Akuo patted Ming and asked in a low voice, "Isn't Xiu injured?"

Ming pushed Akuo away, "We will do what Xiu does, just watch now." "

Xiu didn't pay attention to everyone's whispers. He walked forward with cold eyes hiding a storm, "I can't afford Miss Sun's love. I'm not Liu Bei of Silver Time and Space. I'm Huyan of Iron Time and Space." "Jue Luo Xiu!"

Sun Shangxiang struggled to get up from the ground, holding Xiu's hand and trying to find a trace of love in those cold eyes, "Bei Bei, you should love me, why do you His eyes are so cold, I don’t want to do this, I just want the people of the Huyan family to acknowledge me.” Sun Shangxiang stroked Xiu’s face with sadness on his face, and said with a cry in his tone, “Beibei, why are you looking at me like this? It’s for our future. No one can stop us from being together now. The old man Huyanjue has been killed by me, the kid who bullied me also blew himself up and died, and Uncle Wu who always disliked me is also dead. , No one in the ancestral home can stop us from being together, aren’t you happy? Now that we can be together happily, aren’t you happy about our future?”

"Awl - Wu La Baha" Another powerful supernatural power penetrated directly into Sun Shangxiang's abdomen, and the whole person was thrown out by the divine wind awl like a worn-out doll. He fell heavily to the ground, and his blood dyed his pants red and dripped to the ground. Every hole was shaken to the point of bleeding, "Happiness? Haha~ I can't afford Miss Sun's happiness. Sun Shangxiang, Ye Siti, listen up. I, the Huyan family, will definitely repay the life debt myself!"

"Axiang, it doesn't matter if you want it, Axiang..." Ye Siti hurried over and accused angrily, "Hu Yanxiu, why did you promise me to take good care of Axiang in Jiangdong? She will do it for you After doing so much, you actually hurt her now."

"Ye Siti, I advise you not to anger me. I can throw you into a wormhole and kill you. Do you want to try it? !" After saying that, Little Hornet was already in hand, looking at Sun Shangxiang who was vomiting blood in Ye Siti's arms, "Take care of me? I would like to thank Miss Sun for taking such good care of my family. I will definitely come to thank you in person one day!"

"Hu Yanxiu! How dare you" Ye Siti summoned the Demon Warrior

The sound waves of the soul-washing song played by Little Hornet were accompanied by a powerful mental control, causing the Demon Warrior to instantly transform into Fly Ash

"Old...Dad...let's...let's go..." A large amount of blood was lost and Sun Shangxiang's body gradually became colder. Ye Siti understood that now was not the time to be entangled too much, so he picked up Sun Shangxiang and entered Demon Realm Teleporting Light Array

"Wow, cool Master Xiu, you finally saw their faces clearly. Brothers Izumi Izumi will be very happy. Let's go buy some firecrackers and set them off. Then..." The cold light in his eyes made the laughing and joking A'Kou quiet down. "Okay, I'm sorry."

"A'Kou... poof..." The surging air couldn't help but vomited on the ground, Xiu Finally unable to hold on anymore, he fainted

"Xiu...Xiu... cheer up..." Jie and Ming quickly picked up Xiu and ran to the medical tent...

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The sunshine after the rain becomes softer. The sunlight is filtered by the layers of sycamore leaves and leaks into the indoor hospital bed, turning into light, round and gently swaying The halo, the cool breeze blowing into the room brings a bit of refreshment to the hot summer days

'Xiu, the Huyan family will rely on you from now on, you have to cheer up' A man with white hair and a face An old man with wrinkles between his legs stood beside Xiu's bed and gave instructions

A beautiful woman with a young handsome man on her arm also stood beside Xiu's bed. He caressed Xiu's face with his hands and kissed Xiu's forehead lovingly. "Xiu, I have suffered so much for you these years. Your parents left early and let these guards have the responsibility to find and take care of the ultimate Tek people." Responsibility, and family responsibility

, delivered to you too early, causing you to bear undue pressure at a carefree age. You have done a good job, you are great, you are the pride of your mother, Xiu, don’t suppress yourself too much. , listen to your mother and take good care of yourself. Whether you like Sun Shangxiang or not, your parents will support you. As long as you are happy and as long as the woman you find can make you feel happy, your mother will be very happy. Your parents will bless you in heaven. I'm looking forward to you and her, please promise mom to cheer up.'

The handsome man also patted Xiu on the shoulder and affirmed, "Xiu, you are my pride. Promise dad not to give up hope of having a baby. Although the family It's important, but you are the treasure that your mother and I love. If the Huyan family falls, you can start over. You are still young and cannot give up the hope of living.'

'Xiu, you have to take care. If you are unhappy, your parents and Grandpa is very sad, we are leaving, you have to be strong, you heard me, Xiu, you have to be strong...'

"No... I don't want it, I want you to be together... Mom and Dad, don't leave ...Grandpa, don't...don't go...don't..." His hands were waving wildly, trying to grab something. Strings of tears wetted the pillow towel

A pair of small hands grabbed Xiu's big waving hands." I am here, Master Xiu and we are here."

Xiu's emotions were soothed and he gradually calmed down. He opened his tearful eyes, and his dry throat could only say "water..." one word at a time.

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Natsumi picked up a cotton swab, dipped it in water and applied it on Xiu's lips. She applied it several times. "Don't move. Do you want to go to the operating table again?" "Take a towel and wipe Xiu's face carefully." The surgery has just been completed, and the muscle contraction function has not yet recovered. You can't drink water. Be good, Xiu, please bear with me." Xia Mei admired the way Xia Yu used to coax her, and coaxed her gently

"Meimei, I feel so much pain." Maybe Natsumi's gentle tone was the same as her mother's tone in the dream just now, which made Xiu unconsciously show his vulnerability and act coquettishly

"You idiot, does it not hurt after more than a dozen stitches on my chest?" "Putting away her nymphomaniac disguise and taking off her heavy smoky makeup, Natsumi spoke to Xiu Shuo in a soft and normal tone for the first time

"Meimei has become beautiful." She held Natsumi's left hand, He tilted his head and looked at her, taking off his smoky makeup, revealing a melon-shaped face that had not been put on makeup. She was elegant and graceful, and a pair of bright and clear eyes were looking at her. She was like the wayward little girl who was born in the morning sun. Grow up in one night

"When did you, Meimei, stop being pretty?"

He chuckled, "Meimei is the most beautiful, Meimei, why am I in the hospital?"

"Where would you like to be if you weren't in the hospital? Continue to stay on the battlefield and be cool"

"Meimei, I have nothing left, why am I still alive? It would be great if I could go with them" Xiudai Staring at the ceiling blankly

The clear sound of a slap rang in his ears, "Huyanjueluo Xiu, this slap is for your family and the leader of the alliance. They gave you the hope of life, not to keep you here. Sigh, now you are not only living for yourself, you are also living for them! "I wiped away the tears that were about to fall with my sleeves. "Xiu, you know, when the little brother and the snobbery ghost are gone, I told myself, Meimei, you can't cry, no one will pamper you anymore. , your collapse and weakness will only make those who are watching the joke look down on you and your family even more, so I have to cheer up, and I want to show those who are watching my joke, it doesn’t matter if I have low abilities and poor qualifications, I With her own abilities, Xia Lanyong Demei can still support the Xia Lanyang Demei family and the Yehenara family." Jian Xiu listened and Xia Mei continued, "Xiu Xiu, you have to heal your injuries. It's not like you can't recover from power failure. You and Tojo Guard, everyone, and me."

A pair of peach blossom eyes with black pupils as clear and dazzling as obsidian, sliding through the unpredictable glimmer, looked at Natsumi quietly, It seems that he wants to see into her heart

“Look...what are you looking at? A touch of red clouds stained her cheeks. "Is there something wrong?" Or did I say something wrong? ”

Xiu raised a smile as gentle as the spring breeze blowing from the melting glacier. Natsumi, who had not been a nymphomaniac for a long time, was stunned. He pulled the silly Natsumi into his arms with a smile and said in a hoarse voice. The thread made Natsumi's small earlobes turn red. "Meimei's wound hurts so much, and her heart hurts so much. Give me a hug."

"How about a hug?"

This was the first time that a boy other than her brother hugged her without her consent. Natsumi had already changed his appearance in an electric way, but again Thinking of Xiu's situation, my heart softened inexplicably, and I put down my hand that wanted to push away, "Forget it, just treat Sister Meimei as doing good deeds every day."

Xiu's smooth forehead was kissed gently, Natsumi Eyes widened, "Xiu, you?" ”

“Meimei, thank you, it’s great to have you here” and then another kiss

Is the Huyan family’s way of saying thank you a kiss on the forehead? Xia Mei’s head is full of questions?

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You don’t have to listen to your heart to see Natsumi’s question, “I can let Meimei kiss her back.” Xiu lowered his body, as if waiting to be kissed

“Xiu, you took the wrong medicine ? Or was it dropped? Ah...I know you are Liu Bei, that gangster from Silver Time and Space. Do you dare to kiss your beautiful sister if you want to fight me?" Everyone in the world will admit me wrongly, but you won’t, Meimei.”

Of course she won’t admit the wrong person since she has Sadako, but is this the same Xiu who looks like the flower of the high mountain?

"Gulu~" An untimely voice interrupted Natsumi's questioning

"Meimei, I'm hungry"

"Oh, I brought white porridge and refreshing pickles"

The white porridge was still warm and was put in a small bowl and handed to Xiu, but Xiu did not take it.

Thinking that Xiu didn’t like it, Natsumi replied, “You can only eat liquid food, not other food. "Eating"

"Meimei, I feel weak all over, can you feed me?" Her peach blossom eyes were filled with water, making her whole person look pitiful

'I just hugged you so tightly. Who is it? Now he says he has no energy to lie, but the doctor said he can't let him exercise strenuously. Alas...I lost to him." After glaring at him, Natsumi sat helplessly on the edge of the bed, cooling each spoonful of white porridge and feeding it to Zai Xiu. On the lips

Xia Meimei, what are your principles? How much tofu has been eaten by someone who can’t exercise strenuously? Men are always willing to push their limits. Little Red Riding Hood can’t beat the big bad wolf, Yun Bei, Slipping away (? ω ?)

After more than ten days as a hospital escort, Natsumi's understanding of Xiu was subverted several times. Sometimes, she couldn't help but wonder if this Xiu had been taken away. The previous coldness How did Brother Junku become the gentle and rogue little prince he is today? His skills in flirting with girls are self-taught and there is no trace of stiffness, but shouldn’t he be flirting with Sun Shangxiang or Han? Why me? Did Grandpa's death stimulate Xiu so much? Natsumi felt that she had found out the truth. Well, that must be the case. Forget it, let him kiss her because he was so pitiful. Anyway, it's not a loss for me if Xiu is so handsome.

Girl, you are selling yourself off step by step, do you know? Brother Xiong outside the fantasy world looked at all this and a happy inspiration suddenly appeared, and he invented a large table of recipes for biochemical weapons, waiting for Natsumi and Xiu to come back to eat, moxibustion dance Eating snacks and watching the show, Xia Liu happily drank Boba milk tea and swayed in place three times. The leader of the dead group was very happy that his daughter had a home. Xia Yu clenched his fists and angrily threatened to beat him to death. , Akuo and other Dongcheng Wei happily watched the show, trying their best to reduce their sense of existence. Although they couldn't enter the fantasy world, don't forget that there is a cheating artifact Yue Xi. There is no pressure in the live broadcast of the short video of the fantasy world, okay? But what does it matter? Being beaten will happen in the future. It would be a fool not to take advantage of it now. 23333