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Tik Tok's routine is question and answer.
2. Woman: Little brother, little brother, I'll give you a tool. Do you want it?
Man: What?
Woman: You open your hand. (After the boy opens it, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?
Do you have a lighter?
no
Then how did you take out my heart?
4. Can you play the guitar?
no
Then how did you resonate with me?
5. Handsome guy, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If so, would you mind changing it? Would you mind not changing it? Would you mind eating another one?
6. I wonder why you are so strange today.
Is it strange there?
It's beautiful! !
7. Let me ask you, handsome, which way is it?
Which way?
The way to your heart
7. Do you have a map?
What happened?
I'm lost in your eyes.
8. Can you smile at me?
Why?
I forgot to put sugar in this cup of coffee!
9. (Drinking tools together) How sweet!
Not so sweet!
I am talking about you!
10. Hey, can I show you a handsome guy?
What? _?
Look at her in the mirror.
1 1. Can you help me wash a tool?
Wash what?
(Wash) Like me.
12. Can you simulate a woodpecker?
Yes
Come on, think of my face as a tree.
13. Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is?
Heart door?
No, it's us
14. What do you belong to?
tiger
Yes, you belong to me.
15. Do you know the meaning of Sa Na Hey Yo in Thai?
I love you
me too
16. I tell you, I don't like waiting, I only like you.
17. Are you fast?
Soon!
Can I catch up with you?
?
18. Do you know what I bake first when I barbecue?
Mutton kebabs, gluten
(Roast) Miss you
19. Hey, you have a mark on your forehead.
Ah, no.
Open your hair and have a look.
Give her a kiss when she pulls her hair back.
It's my lip print!
20. From today, I will continue to be a vegetarian, because you are my type.
2 1. Do you know the luckiest number?
8? 6?
None of them are wrong. It's five o'clock.
Why?
You put out your hand to have a look, (then you hold her finger tightly)
22. Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?
hear nothing of
I like you.
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