Beautiful and humorous phrases about mood. Humor and phrases about mood.

1. When you feel that the person you like also likes you, it is usually because you are overthinking it.

2. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. As time goes by, you will find that you probably will never meet someone again.

3. Passing by an Internet cafe, I saw such a couplet. First line: Play more, play less, play as much as possible. Second line: Come in early, come in late, come in early, come in late. Hengpi: Internet cafe.

4. The typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I will not leave.

5. My friend broke up with his girlfriend and said with a tragic face: "Hey! My girlfriend gives me the feeling of the sea. I can't calm her down with my Dinghai Shenzhen!"

6. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful?

7. When I say "go away" instead of "croak", I know that I can't win this quarrel.

8. Don’t think of me as a love rival. Don’t worry, I don’t like your partner.

9. My class is, at best, colorful and ever-changing; at worst, it is like a crazy mental hospital.

10. My bag was robbed yesterday. I was very sad. I cried all night because of this. I really couldn’t figure out how I was inferior to my bag.

11. I looked at you frequently on the bus, and you looked at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you held your wallet tightly.

12. Others treat you well just to sleep with you. I am different. I can do it on my sofa, living room, balcony or kitchen.

13. I recently found a new girlfriend and asked her to check out a room at night. Me: Does it hurt? Do you want to be gentle? Her: Did you go in? Me: Well, we’re in! Her: Oops, it hurts so much, please be gentle!

14. I have been thinking that if Newton sat under a durian tree instead of an apple tree, wouldn’t we have to study so hard?

15. When you get married in the future, if the groom is not me, I will move in next door to your house and treat your children better than my own, until your husband doubts his life.

16. What is a master? It is to be able to judge the opponent's intention in an instant, and then kill the opponent invisibly. For example, I: "Mom, I want..." My mom: "No money!"

17. Kidnapper: "I have your class teacher in my hands." Student: "I won't give you money." "Kidnapper: "If you don't pay, I'll let him go." Student: "I'll collect the money right away." 18. Be kind to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don't blame yourself.

19. I think you have done a very good job in liking me.

20. I want to kiss you. If you agree, we start kissing. If you don’t agree, I start kissing you forcefully.

21. Life is not just about the present, there are also invitations from your ex.

22. In this short life, I just want to seize the time to be lazy.

23. "Someone gives you 500 and slaps you. What do you do?" "It's great to be rich, isn't it?" I’ll just silently show him off.”

24. “Why do parents only look at scores?” “Nonsense, do you think they can understand the questions!?”

25. God spreads wisdom all over the world, and you are the only one who holds the umbrella.

26. When I went to eat, I forgot to bring money for the ten-yuan egg fried rice. I said I would pay for it next time, but the boss refused to agree. I got angry and called a dozen of my brothers to get it together. Got money for food.

27. People say I have a bad temper. It’s a joke. I’m good-looking and have a good temper, so that’s okay.