Life is interesting, talking about mood phrases.

1, never drink Telunsu at cards, especially if you lose!

2. Every time I receive a reply of "Hehe" and "Hahahaha" in chat, I really want to run to the other person's computer and dig his "H" button for him.

3. My heart is not a bus. I can sit down if there is a vacancy.

4. Who said that girls must be soft and weak? Labor and capital are Mulan in 2 1 century.

5. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice,

6. It took 26 minutes to get up this time. You beat 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

7. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.

8. You and San Xiao are going to jump off a building. I'll shout come on downstairs.

9. Modern women's three defenses-fire prevention, theft prevention and small three defenses.

10, I hate reading and going to work when I sleep soundly.

1 1. Don't yell at me. I was frightened by dogs when I was a child.

12, yes, I am a bitch, but do you have capital?

13, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

14, I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

15, secret protection: primary school teacher: Xiaowangba middle school teacher: Zhongwangba University teacher: Dawangba,

16, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

17, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu, Lulu!

18, the most embarrassing thing when I was a child was kissing my parents while watching TV.

19, in those years, the whole class handed in homework, and one of them was wrong, and the whole class was wrong.

If you treat your wife as a queen, you are the emperor. If you treat your wife as a servant girl, you are a eunuch.

2 1, the kind of pain you really feed your dog is like a rusty saw sawing dully in your heart, and your heart cries blood until you die.

22. My little dog is paranoid, and now he thinks he is a runaway wild horse. Run, baby.

23.[ Good woman, no need to explain]

He who treats his wife as a queen is an emperor. If you treat your wife as a servant girl, you are a eunuch.

Your mother told you not to speak ill of others behind their backs.

26, chubby, chubby, like a pig. ...

27, July 7, Tanabata. Whether it's a phone call, a text message, a button or a message board, I hope I love you, whether it's friendship or love.

28, tofu residue. A ghost.

29. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you!

30. Get up and shout every morning-silence behind is more spiritual than mental illness.

3 1, I won't leave you here, I have my own place to stay. I won't leave you anywhere and go home to do housework.

32. Now all the acting skills are too realistic, but the difference between a man and a dog is still unclear. The more you fight me, the stronger I am. The less you can see me, the better I can show you.

33. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

34. Do you have a very manly show of the Gang of Four? One is stupid, the other is persistent and the other is domineering?

Teacher, it took me two months to give birth to my homework. I should sit on the moon by rights.

Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!