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How to reply to the object who says he is greasy?

how can a girl reply with high emotional intelligence when she says you are greasy? 1. Thank you for your compliment. Actually, I spoke very straight. I just said what you look like in my heart, without exaggeration. 2. Not that I can talk. It's because you're too kind. I'm telling the truth. 3. I can not only talk, but also have a sincere heart. Would you like to test it? 4, sweet mouth, can talk, in order to get a girl. This is also a skill that must be possessed. 5. I'm afraid you're not being sarcastic. My speaking skills are far from perfect. It's hard to say whether I can get a girl or not. 6. To tell the truth, I have never been so praised, and I am a little flattered. 7. Thank you for looking up to me and giving me such a big hat to wear! (chuckle) 8. Tell the truth, I started talking when I could walk. I've been used to it for so many years. What's the curiosity? Girls say that you are greasy, how to respond with high emotional intelligence? Don't let girls hate you. When boys and girls are together, a little sweetness can please girls and help promote the relationship between them to become more and more intimate. But when boys say sweet words or earthy love words, you should learn to grasp a degree, otherwise it will make girls think you are greasy. At this time, boys should be careful, because girls don't like greasy boys. When she points out that you are greasy, it already means that something has appeared on you that makes her hate. At this time, one step forward is an abyss, and it takes skills and methods to pull back from the cliff. When a girl says that a boy is greasy, it usually means that this boy likes to use some exaggerated and unacceptable ways when flirting with a girl. Maybe it is glib, maybe it is flattering and smooth, maybe it is a joke regardless of the occasion and the situation, and tells some earthy love stories. In a word, greasy people always have the ability to make people feel uncomfortable and even want to stay away from them, so boys must pay attention to "controlling oil" when getting along with girls. A man who is too greasy can be described in one word as "going too far". Once a girl points out that you are greasy, you have to make a change. First of all, you can properly restrain your personality, properly review and reflect on your words and deeds in the process of getting along with girls. You really don't know where you are greasy, and you can also find close friends to give you advice. Of course, the boy's greasy is not only the greasy way of speaking, but also the greasy appearance. If the way of speaking is greasy, you can learn more about the art of language and improve your emotional intelligence and speech skills. If the external image is too greasy, you should learn to dress yourself up at ordinary times. Of course, this kind of dressing is not to dress up in an exaggerated direction, but to try to make yourself look clean and tidy, not to pursue how fashionable and handsome, just simple and natural. A man whose external image is too greasy should keep in mind one sentence when dressing up, that is, "don't ask for merit but ask for nothing." How to reply to the object when he says he is greasy? It can be said that I am sorry for scaring you, and I will correct it next time. 2. Why do you say this? Please point it out so that I can correct it as soon as possible. 3. Do you know what I admire about you? Honesty! So thank you. 4. I used to be handsome Oba, but now I'm a greasy uncle. 5. I've never been told, and I'm flattered. Thank you for telling me. 6. Do you really think so? Then I'll clean up and meet you next time. 7. Thank you for reminding me that I have been a little negligent in managing my image recently. 8. Then I will be refreshed in dressing up and try to keep my figure and image. What does it mean for a girl to say that you are greasy? There are two extreme men in the world, one is a straight man who can only be honest and bored, and the other is a greasy man who can only flirt and tease. Both men are disgusted by women. The former, too boring and dull, can't give a woman a heart-warming feeling; The latter, too frivolous, greasy and shapeless, is easy to be labeled as a funny man with a glib tongue by women. The former, often without any love experience. Straight men, the latter, are men who have learned some tricks. On attracting girls, most men have a misunderstanding that women like humorous men. In fact, excessive pursuit of humor will backfire and become funny men in women's eyes. Imagine that monkeys can also make women laugh. Will women like monkeys because of this? The answer is no. When a girl says that you are greasy, how to switch to a stable topic with high emotional intelligence? When a girl says that you are greasy, it is basically because the previous chat is too frivolous, and if you continue to repent, the girl's affection for you will continue to decline. At this time, you can switch the topic to a steady and serious topic and stop the loss in time. Girl: You are so greasy boy: By the way, I don't know what you do. Girl: Front desk boy: You can see many new faces reply "You dislike me now because you don't know me yet." Girl: You are too greasy boy: You dislike me now because you don't know me yet. Girl: Oh, yeah. When you know me, you will definitely hit me. Girl: Hahahaha replied "Two people must have one if they want to have a story. I can only come if you are thin-skinned. "When a girl smiles and says that you are greasy, you can use this reply to further puncture the window paper between you and the girl. Girl: Haha, you are too oily boy: If two people want to have a story, they must have an initiative. You are thin-skinned, so I have to come. Reply "Make you happy, but you still care about me (unhappy)". If you don't flirt with a girl or take advantage of her, but the other person says you are greasy, we can use this reply to go back. Girl: Too greasy. Boy: Make you happy. You are happy. You still care about me (unhappy). Girl: Haha, I was wrong. How can I reply to the object when it says that you are greasy? What do girls mean when they say that you are greasy? In other words, when they say that you are greasy, they mean that you are too self-satisfied. For example, if a woman replies with a haha, you think that a woman likes you; As soon as a woman knows you, you don't think of yourself as an outsider. Boy: I'll invite you to dinner sometime. Girl: All right. Boy: How about tonight? Girl: No time. Boy: Don't pretend to be reserved. I'll pick you up tonight. Girl:. . . Excessive flirting and teasing Some brothers like to take advantage of women in words and use various flirting and teasing routines. It seems that they are cheap. In fact, women have already scolded you dozens of times. Girl: At work Boy: Who is the "class"? It is agreed that there are no girls. . . Boy: Are you a goldfish and still spit bubbles? Girl: Silent boy: Don't feel inferior. It's normal to see a handsome guy sayno. Too oily and insincere. Women don't dislike sincere men, but they absolutely dislike greasy and insincere men. This kind of slick sophistication will only backfire in love. Boy: No girl for dinner: No boy: My friend just opened a shop to give me a free meal and invite you to dinner another day. Girl: Really? I'm free now. Boy: Then don't lose face on me if you are dressed beautifully today (deliberately making things difficult for girls, it's not sincere at all) Girl:. . .