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What are the fables about tigers?

First, Tiger Brother Tiger Brother.

A tiger who can only perform acrobatics in the acrobatic troupe wrote a letter to his brother, which said: The life of the acrobatic troupe is extremely comfortable. Eat the best lean meat and beef for three meals a day. The meat was carefully selected by the chef, without any fat, tendons or bones.

Every few days, live chickens and rabbits come for a change. As for drinks, either milk or egg drop soup are sent to the front, so you don't have to worry about wind and rain, and you don't have to catch up with your prey breathlessly. Living here is really like going to heaven. Good brothers, come on! I suggest you enjoy life in heaven, too.

After receiving the letter, Brother Hu longed for it for a long time and decided to go to town to have a look.

Needless to say, it is dangerous for tigers to enter the city. Brother Hu turned himself into a strong young man. It came to the circus and saw a big sign with many pictures of animals hanging on it. The oldest is his brother's.

Brother Hu bought a ticket. He is eager to see how happy his brother is.

The acrobatic performance began. I saw a young girl holding a whip and leading Emoko into the venue. With a finger of the girl's whip, Tiger Brother sat down and gave the audience a hand salute. As soon as the girl threw the whip, Brother Hu rolled honestly and turned over. With a wave of the girl's whip, Emoko jumped on a big ball and rolled steadily from one end of the pry board to the other. In an instant, a burning ring of fire was held high. The girl snapped a whip, and Emoko gave his life and jumped up and went through the fire.

Seeing this, Emoko couldn't sit still any longer. He ran back to the mountains like a whirlwind.

Soon, Tiger Brother received a letter. There is nothing in the letter except a question mark.

Second, tigers grow carrots.

A tiger saw a knowledge from a book that rabbits love carrots. Inspired by this, he planted many carrots on the hillside.

In winter, when carrots are ripe, tigers collect more than 1000 kilograms and pile them up as high as hills in caves. As long as someone walks into the hole, they can smell the sweet smell of carrots floating out of the hole, which is really appetizing.

The old fox who lives in the cave next door asked the tiger, "Why do you grow so many carrots when you eat meat?" The tiger proudly said, "Of course I am useful!" " "

The next day, the tiger posted notices everywhere on the mountain, saying that the tiger did good deeds, and each rabbit could receive two kilograms of carrots free of charge at the tiger's place for any time until it was delivered.

The tiger thought that rabbits would come to harvest carrots in droves after seeing the notice, so he got up early in the morning and waited in the cave.

Who knows that after waiting for two days, the door was deserted and no rabbits came. Very strange, I asked the old fox next door what the reason was.

The old fox said, "What's strange about this? Although the rabbit is small, it is not stupid. They know carrots are delicious, but they have to pay the price of their lives to come to the king for free. Who else will be fooled? "

Third, the little tiger that hit the muzzle.

The tiger's father is the king of the mountains, so the tiger doesn't care about other animals at all.

One day, the little tiger met the little white rabbit and said to it, "Do you know? My father is a group of king of the hill. " The mother of the little white rabbit was eaten by the hateful big tiger. When she saw the little tiger, she was too scared to say a word. She just stood there, looked at the tiger with dull eyes and nodded.

When the little tiger saw the little white rabbit not talking to it, he roared, "If you know, why don't you make way for me?" The little white rabbit just walked out of the fright and ran away from here. The little tiger laughed at the distant figure of the little white rabbit. It likes this feeling very much.

Walking, the little tiger saw a big bison and said to it, "Get out of the way quickly, or I'll be rude to you!" " "The buffalo looked up at the tiger and said disdainfully," Little fellow, how can you be rude to me? "I won't make way for you." Little tiger didn't expect to meet an animal that wasn't afraid of him, so he said maliciously, "My father is the king of the mountains. I'll look for him. "

Only then did the buffalo know that it was the son of a big tiger. The cruel appearance of the big tiger immediately came to mind, and he quickly made amends: "I'm sorry, I just bowed my head to eat, but I didn't see it was you." I'll get out of the way right away. " Say that finish, the big bison left here and never look back. The little tiger proudly looked at the back of the big bison and laughed.

After a walk, the little tiger saw a man sitting on the side of the road smoking. Little tiger came running and said, "My father is the king of the mountains. Are you afraid of him? " If you are afraid, leave here and make way for me. "The man slowly raised his head and said," are you talking about it? "

Say that finish, pointed to a big pocket around him, and the little tiger looked at the man puzzled. The man stood up, picked up a shotgun, pointed at the tiger's head and said, "I just killed your father." Go and see for yourself. " When the tiger opened his pocket in a panic, he saw that his father had been killed, and tears could not help flowing down. Just then, the shotgun rang again and the tiger fell in a pool of blood.

Little tiger, little lion and little leopard.

Tiger, lion and leopard are very good friends. Other small animals can see them together at ordinary times. Animals say they are inseparable.

The school was on holiday again that day, and the three of them were discussing what to play at the weekend! The little tiger said, "Let's play football!" The little leopard said, "We should play in the gloomy forest, so as to show the ferocity of our wild animals." The tiger and the lion agreed to come down.

The next day, the sun was shining, and the tigers took their football and went to the depths of the forest with great interest. Finally, they kicked wildly and forgot all their troubles. Suddenly, the little tiger kicked the ball far and hit a wolf looking for food.

The wolf saw the tiger. "God opened his eyes. Give me so much meat. Enough for me to eat for half a year. "The three little animals are a little underestimating their enemies, only to hear the little leopard proudly say," I can beat it alone. " But after a while, the little leopard came back scarred. The little tiger also proudly said, "Look at me, it's a piece of cake to deal with a wolf." But in a short time, the tiger limped back to the root of the tree.

Just then, the wolf said easily, the next one looks at the little lion. The little lion was frightened and hid behind the big tree. The little leopard, the little tiger and the little lion were very angry when they saw the wolf gloating. Finally, the three of them rushed up together and beat the wolves out of the water, looking for teeth everywhere. The wolf said, "I will never bully small animals again." Finally, the wolf ran away with its tail between its legs.

Son, you see, at first, they were alone and could only fail with scars, but when the three of them joined forces, the wolf could only escape with its tail between its legs. This story tells us that we must unite! How important it is for friends to live in harmony and unite and help each other!

5. Donkeys and tigers.

There are no donkeys in this place in Guizhou. A busybody brought a donkey to this area of Guizhou by boat.

It was useless when it arrived, so I put it down the mountain.

A tiger saw the donkey, which turned out to be a huge animal, took it as a god and hid in the Woods to peek.

The tiger approached the donkey carefully, but still didn't know what it was.

One day, the donkey barked and the tiger was very afraid. He ran away, thinking that the donkey was going to bite himself, and he was very afraid.

However, when the tiger came and went to observe it, he felt that the donkey had nothing special.

I gradually got used to its sound, walked around in it and never dared to fight with the donkey. (Tiger) is getting closer to the donkey and becoming more casual. Hit it, lean on it, hit it and offend it.

The donkey couldn't help getting angry and kicked the tiger with his hoof.

The tiger was very happy, thinking that the donkey would only kick the enemy when he was angry, thinking, "That's it!" "

So he jumped up and roared loudly, bit the donkey's throat and ate its meat before leaving.

The donkey barked loudly, which sounded very capable and powerful, which made the tiger a little scared. The tiger observed slowly and found that the donkey had no great skill, but his voice was a little louder.

If the donkey doesn't show such poor skills, it will be eaten by the tiger. Although the tiger is fierce, it won't eat the donkey so quickly because of doubt and fear. In our life, we will doubt anything new, and we must observe it carefully to see the essence of things.