Tell me a joke …

It was already deep at night, and a taxi driver decided to take another passenger home, but there were not many people on the road. The driver drove aimlessly and found a white shadow shaking in front of him. There are people all at once in the silent night. This situation has to remind people of something that people don't want to think of, that is, ghosts!

But in the end, the driver decided to give her a hand. The man got on the bus and said in a sad hoarse voice, please go to the crematorium. The driver trembled with excitement. It was really her, and he didn't dare to think about it or think about it. He regrets it, but now he must send her away as soon as possible. The woman's face is comely and pale, and she has nothing to say all the way, which makes people feel creepy. The driver really can't go on. When he was almost where she was going, he made an excuse and stammered, I'm sorry, miss. It's hard to turn around ahead. Go by yourself. It's very close.

The woman nodded and asked, "How much is that?" The driver quickly said, forget it, forget it, you are a woman, it is not easy to come here so late, forget it!

How dare you?

That's it! The driver insisted.

That woman can't handle it, then, thank you! Say that finish, opened the door.

The driver turned to start the car, but didn't hear the sound of closing the door, so he turned around. How did that woman disappear so quickly? He looked and sat, but didn't! There is nothing in the front, back, left and right of the car! Did she just disappear?

The driver's curiosity made him think about it. He got out of the car and came to the open door. Did that woman walk so fast, or did she just ... He was about to collapse, and just left here, a bloody hand patted him on the shoulder. He turned around, and the woman stood in front of him, her face covered with blood, and said, Master! Please don't park by the ditch next time.

Second,

Xiao Wang is a taxi driver who works at night all the year round. In the middle of the night, he drove an empty car on the road to find business. A beautiful young woman stopped the car. The young woman said to go to Yangcun.

Yangcun is in the west of the city, and there is a funeral home nearby. The young woman sat in the back seat, Wang stepped on the gas pedal and the car drove west. After driving for a while, Xiao Wang inadvertently looked in the rearview mirror. Surprised him at a glance-there was no one behind!

Xiao Wang was hairy at that time, so he stopped the car quickly. Looking back, the young woman was sitting there looking at him. Xiao Wang thought that he just looked at the rearview mirror at the wrong angle and didn't think much. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the car moved forward again.

After two minutes, Xiao Wang subconsciously looked at the rearview mirror again, and the young woman disappeared again. Xiao Wang felt strange, stopped the car with one foot and looked back. The young woman is still sitting in her original position, staring at him with a strange look.

Xiao Wang thinks this is really a strange thing! Reminiscent of the place where the young woman was going just now, Xiao Wang was afraid, but dare not say anything, so he had to bite the bullet and continue driving.

Open open, Xiao Wang couldn't help it, looked at the rearview mirror-the young woman was gone again!

Xiao Wang braked the car with one foot and suddenly turned around, only to see the young woman's hair hanging freely, her face covered with blood and her big eyes staring at him.

Isn't this a ghost? Xiao Wang was so scared that he opened the car door and abandoned the car to escape. Unexpectedly, the young woman grabbed him by the collar and dragged herself into tears, saying, are you driving like this? Brake as soon as I tie my shoelaces, and brake as soon as I tie my shoelaces. Look, my nose is bleeding.