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What is the most devastating thing you have ever seen?
My husband cheated on me during marriage and my mistress got pregnant. They were very happy, and I was even happier.
Because they fell into the hands of me, an emergency physician.
I want to use this mistress’s belly to make them experience the punishment of betrayal!
"Derailed" (Completed)
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My name is Xu Qian, I am an obstetrician and gynecologist. It was the first time I discovered something was wrong with my husband. It actually originated from an emergency department consultation.
My husband, who was on a business trip out of town, was sent to the emergency department of my hospital with another woman.
The most important thing is that the woman shouted at us, "Quick, save my husband!"
......
In the early morning, I had just completed two surgeries for ectopic pregnancy, and when I was exhausted, I received a call from the emergency department for consultation.
As soon as I arrived at the emergency room, I saw Doctor 120 pushing a stretcher cart
A man and a woman into the emergency hall.
"A couple, the man accidentally fell and seriously injured his knee while taking a shower, and the woman was worried about fainting because she was pregnant. However, we have taken first aid measures before the hospital, and now the pregnant woman is conscious
p>Wake up.
120 The doctor briefly talked about the patient's condition.
"Husband, are you okay? Don't scare me. Doctor, please, first. Show my husband, I'm fine.
Before the pregnant woman could finish her words, she was pushed to another emergency room.
I was wondering whether she needed consultation. When I was a patient, I glanced at the man who had just been carried to the rescue bed from the corner of my eye. When I saw his familiar face, I was stunned.
This was not my husband who was "on a business trip". Wang Dong?
"Wang Dong, when did you become a couple with another woman? How come I didn't know?"
I strode forward and stood beside the emergency bed. , pulled the curtain at the head of the bed and asked directly.
At this time, there are only two of us here.
He was wearing a white bathrobe, curled up, holding his swollen left knee with both hands, rolling back and forth in pain on the bed.
The moment Wang Dong looked up and saw me, he was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and half-opened his mouth as if he had forgotten it
Pain, surprise The ground can fit half an egg into it.
"Didn't I say to go to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital?!"
That low complaint, mixed with a burst of anger, exposed all his
lies undoubtedly.
As an obstetrician and gynecologist at X City People’s Hospital, I have seen
too many bizarre cheating incidents, but when this happened to me, it really happened to me. Even now, I still find it difficult to accept it.
Before going on a business trip, he was still affectionate with me in bed. Obviously before going on a business trip, he was still affectionate with me in bed.
Apparently last night he was still video chatting with me on WeChat, saying that this business trip was very hard and he asked me to come back and "reward" him.
I spent the whole night in the hospital working very hard, but he was living happily with other women in the name of husband and wife, and even bothered to go to the hospital. It was really ironic and ridiculous.
An unspeakable anger rushed directly to the top of my head. I could only hold the stethoscope in my hand tightly to prevent the rage factor in my body from exploding.
I looked at him coldly, my teeth creaking from my bite, and the embarrassment and panic on Wang Dong's face became more and more intense.
"Honey, don't get me wrong...just listen to my explanation...
"I swear, this is the first time.
"Save me some face..." First time?
What a liar.
Looking at the prayer on his face, I felt extremely disgusted and hateful.
There are only zero and countless cheating times.
I will never forgive!
Forgiving him means that in the days to come, whenever he has any
trouble, I will be on guard.
Doubt is like a dull knife, it will not kill me, but it will make my life worse than death.
I took a deep breath, and the moment I exhaled, I adjusted my mood and returned to my normal calmness.
"You are shameless, and I have to take it too.
Now, if you tear him apart, you will be happy for a while, but if you tear him apart, divorce him and let him go.
Half of my property, and then I took my money and my mistress
We stayed together, and made me the talk of everyone after dinner in the hospital
Capital joke...
< p> No matter how this is calculated, I am at a loss.Therefore, I need to take a step back and be patient, so that I can have time
to understand the ins and outs of the matter.
Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you make them pay a painful price
!
2.
"Director Xu, so you are here , the pregnant woman who needs your consultation is next door.
A young female emergency doctor trotted over and saw me in a hurry.
During this interval, the orthopedic surgeon had already arrived and gave Wang Dong a brief examination
Physical examination: "Let's do an MRI first.
After saying that, several nurses came up When I was about to push the rescue bed, I pretended to come forward to help, but quietly put Wang Dong's cell phone on the bed into the pocket of my surgical gown. p>
As I watched the ambulance being pushed farther and farther away, until it disappeared at the end of the corridor
, I suddenly felt a little lucky.
Fortunately, I got married. I was still in training, so I didn’t notify anyone from the hospital to attend the wedding banquet.
Otherwise, today’s incident would have made a huge difference in my career.
.
Not only will it make me lose face, but it will also make me a joke in the department.
3.
I looked away from the end of the corridor and walked straight into the emergency room where the mistress was.
It happened that I couldn't find anything despite my hard work.
p>
Moreover, she is pregnant?
How is this possible?
I don’t know how Wang Dong and Xiao San feel, but I’m holding back now.
I am full of energy and my mind is full of hatred.
I will use Xiaosan’s belly to make them suffer from disaster!
4.
When it comes to cheating, men are scum and women are mean.
How can a fly bite a seamless egg?
When I saw the mistress, I was even more convinced of this.
A sweet-looking girl with a pitiful makeup was lying on the bed
crying like a child, looking so shy. , how could
not make Wang Dong like him, how could he not arouse his masculine
desire for protection
But he cried for a long time. The base makeup and eye makeup without flowers betrayed her intentions.
Seeing someone coming in, the mistress stopped crying and opened her eyes with pretentious innocence
"Doctor, is something wrong with my husband?"
said After that, he tried to pull my arm, but I just felt sick, and instinctively
turned sideways, letting her fall away, looking at her pitiful appearance
I was even in no mood to answer.
Wang Dong is not here, who is he putting on a show for?
How is it possible that he is even worried about fainting?
Or did she come to the hospital on purpose to have a fight with me?
However, the way she asked me the question just now doesn’t look like she knows me
.
Or maybe she didn’t recognize me?
At this time, because I had just undergone surgery, I was wrapped tightly in a surgical gown, sterile
surgical cap and mask, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed
< p> Outside.So, it’s not surprising that she doesn’t recognize me.
In order to test, I pretended to take off my mask and hat casually,
I deliberately looked into her innocent eyes and said in a normal tone, "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
p>
"My stomach feels uncomfortable. I'm pregnant, doctor.
When Xiao San said this, there was no wave in his eyes, no anger, no curiosity, no jealousy. He was as calm as if he were seeing any strange doctor.
My intuition told me that she really didn’t know me. Why?
She is very scheming and not stupid. It stands to reason that she has interfered in other people's marriages. Why didn't she investigate the original wife? Is it because she doesn't want to be in power?
Then what is she trying to do? What?
Wang Dong is not a very rich man, and he should not be her first choice.
With her appearance and means, wouldn't it be even easier to find a rich second generation in minutes?
Picture love?
This reason is even more ridiculous.
I put on the mask again, and while my brain was thinking rapidly, I put on sterile gloves and told her to lie down, preparing to examine her.
"How long have you been pregnant?"
[50 days].
I don’t know why, but I always felt that when she answered this question, she blurted it out almost without thinking, as if she had already prepared it.
However, since she doesn’t know me, I might as well just use her trick.
If we start the fight now, it will not only alarm the snake, but also give her a chance to use the topic to her advantage, and even turn into a medical incident that makes me sick...
It’s really not worth it for this moment of pleasure. , unwise.
"I will arrange a color ultrasound for you.
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