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Intelligence quotient of armored invincible winners

1. Breast augmentation costs 10 thousand on both sides and only 3 thousand on one side.

A: twists and turns

It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. What will the passengers say to the hijackers? Guyi mobile phone brand

Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

3. Make up time to win the wave and estimate the brand of a car.

A: Porsche

It is said that there was a famous brand store with a 10% discount before. A woman went left to sweep the goods and died left after buying Lebanon.

Hey, what's the point?

A: Death.

5. Do you know how to laugh at BB?

Because if you can laugh, you won't cry.

6. Can you learn anything from the wild?

A: The library.

7. What is the most handsome button on the side of the keyboard?

A: F4

8.L Will training low left become baa?

A: The plane (flat)

9. baa hair is the most common?

A: Normal.

10. Why can't you tell jokes on the boat?

Ans: Because a sea will laugh and cause a sea.

1 1. Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself, and the next day, he died. What's the solution?

Ans: I can't live because of my homework.

12. the city of the sky, an estimated place name in hong kong.

A: Kennedy (away from) the underground city.

13. Uncle McDonald, estimate the name of a country.

A: Myanmar (without electricity)

14. Which two English letters are the most difficult to teach?

A: C, E, because EC is difficult to teach.

15. What do students fear most?

Ans: East Star (not upgraded)

16. What are the legs of a wild boar?

A: orb

17. Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa?

A: Taro

18. Is there fish eggs in Yu Danfen's noodles and ice cream in his noodles?

A: Seven.

19. Can you put it in the refrigerator?

Ans: Secret, because you can't tell secrets.

20. By the way, can TV artists comb their hair?

Zhu Mimi, because you can't comb your breasts.

2 1. Pineapple is yellow and Barbaro is green?

A: Kay Louro.

22. McDull bathed himself, which is probably the name of a modern literary writer.

Ans: Zhu Ziqing

23. There are 26 English letters in English. When e and t turn left, how many lowercase English letters will there be?

Ans: 2 1, because ET left by UFO.

24. What is a terrorist?

A: Denominator of terror.

25. From the above questions, what is the median line?

Answer: Terrorism Branch

26. Is football Zhu, basketball Lan and judo Ba?

Ans: Last name is Christmas, because it's Christmas Day again, and it's Christmas Day again ~

27.minna no tabo wears red lipstick and estimates a new English word.

Ans: direction (big red lips)

28. When is six minus two equal to zero?

A: When making six gei gestures.

29. There is a monster invading the earth. What should we do?

Ans: Sing the March (Superman theme song lyrics: This March, once played high, the monster ran away ~)

30. Congratulations on getting rich. Estimate the name of a country.

A: Belgium (Billy is)

3 1.NDS vs PSP, which one will win?

Ans:NDS, because NDS is a bending machine (folding machine)

32. How happy will it be to solve the problem?

Ans: because happy new year ~ ~

33. Dump your dad in winter?

Ans: Doraemon (ending song: Dump a dad in winter, dump a dad in winter, Doraemon)

After a long day, A dreams of becoming a doctor.

A: Husband.

35. Have a dream in the morning, and the teacher's illness will be more contagious than the other one?

A: Stretch men, because stretch men stretch men.

From the above question, who was the first to be infected? (Not Doraemon)

Ans: Shinji, because Nohara Shinsuke.

37. What is Doraemon's surname?

Ans: Wu (opening song: Doraemon ~)

38. What a good solution! A, if you dream of becoming Japanese, can't you go outdoors?

Because he can't see his fingers.

39. Explain that there are Tokyo, Nanjing and Beijing in the world, but there is no Xijing.

Ans: Because western classics are more left-handed than Tang Sanzang.

40.Hello Kitty saw a cross in Deardanier's block, which means Kitty will give Daniel a beating?

Because this intersection is dirty.

4 1. If the earth explodes to the left, do you want to go to the edge?

The right side of the earth

42. Can animals play table tennis?

Ans: Eagles, because eagles know billiards.

43. When does nine plus four equal one?

A: Look at the clock.

44. A Chinese character will sound good when it is divided, but it will be painful when it is closed. Guess the verb (18+).

A: Bite

45. Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangnan produces pumpkin, Guangxi produces watermelon, and Guang Bei produces it?

Ans: Make a scene, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a scene.

46. Can you type?

Ans: Bananas, because they don't play bananas.

47. A mouse has two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse.

48. Judging from the above questions, does baa duck have two feet?

A: All ducks (including Donald Duck).

49. How to create a tense atmosphere with the same stool in the Sanduang District?

Answer: lamp stool

50. Is the daily necessities a gei product in the 1980s?

Ans: Oil, because oil is not from the 1980s ~

5 1. Is Fu Cha from Wu, Yue and Gou Jian from Ba?

A: DAMIAN LAU.

52. Bread A, B, C and D, which bread is bitter?

Ans: c, because the baker (c is bitter)

53. When does one plus one equal three?

A: When fruit is wrong.

54. Will noon be greater than two, and two will be greater than five?

Ans: when guessing the bag and cutting the hammer fruit

55. Can animals tear eels?

Ans: Snake, because Youseman (snake tears eel)

56. Xiaoming is better than Daming, and Daming is better than Bian?

Ans: Dogs, because I've heard a lot about you (dogs breed Daming)

57. Is Yakult a delicious shelf?

You drank Zuo Wei today.

58. What is the most disgusting haircut product in Di Yun?

Ans: Meiyuan shines, because Meiyuan shines and will not be "played".

Amin and Ashan robbed the bank, but they escaped.

But when D police chased Guo, they didn't chase Amin, but they all chased Ashan. What's the solution?

Ans: Because of the Himalayas (at least La 'a Mountain).

60. What is the Da Vinci Code?

A: Da Vinci account.