Tell a joke and use the funniest one.

One day, these two ants basked in the sun on the rope (there were many clothes on the rope). Suddenly, a strong wind blew them off the rope and fell into a pair of pants. Both ants were knocked unconscious.

After a long time, the ants woke up from their coma and found that they came to a virgin forest. A wakes up B quickly and asks, where are we? Ant B said, "I don't know." So the two ants began a tortuous and bizarre adventure. They walked aimlessly. Suddenly, they found a cave in front. At the mouth of the cave, they stopped. A said to B, "Let's go in and have a look." B said, "I'm not going in. It is dark and scary. " A can't convince B to accompany him into the cave, so he has to go in by himself. A said to B, "Then wait for me at the mouth of the cave. I'll go in and have a look, and I'll be out in a minute. " A man climbed into the cave.

A climbed and climbed for a long time, but never climbed to the bottom of the cave. Considering that B had been waiting outside for so long, he decided to go out for fear that B was in a hurry, so an ant began to climb into the hole. Crawling and crawling, suddenly, from the direction of the hole, a bald monk rushed in and came straight at the ants. An ant saw that the situation was wrong and quickly turned around and climbed to the bottom of the hole. Seeing that the bald monk was about to catch it, all hopes were dashed, and the bald monk withdrew from the cave. An ant saw the bald monk leave the cave, thought that the bald monk had left, and climbed in the direction of the hole again to leave the cave. However, the bald monk rushed in again. Ant A saw this scene, hurriedly turned around and climbed to the bottom of the cave again. In this way, once, a bald monk and ants started a race in the cave. Finally, the bald monk couldn't catch an ant. In a rage, he spat on an ant and almost drowned it. After the bald monk spat, he withdrew from the cave and never came in again. After a long time, an ant saw that the bald monk didn't come in again and climbed out of the cave carefully. It came to the mouth of the cave, looked around and didn't see the bald monk, so it settled down. At this time, it remembered the second ant waiting for it at the hole. Ant a looked around for ant b and found that ant b fainted next to the hole. Ant A stepped forward, woke Ant B and told Ant B what had just happened in the cave. After listening to the story of A ant in horror, Ant B said with fear, "You are all right. I was waiting for you at the mouth of the cave just now. I don't know how this happened. Suddenly, a bald monk rushed into the cave. I wanted to tell you that before I climbed two steps, the two bodyguards of the bald monk kept hitting me, making me dizzy and almost killed by them. "