Help me collect the wonderful lines of Dicky Cheung's TV (movie)?

The cool breeze is trustworthy,

The autumn moon is boundless,

It's like a day passing by.

Although I'm not well proportioned and charming

, I have a broad mind and strong arms.

-< < Xiao Bao and Kangxi > >

God is arrogant and doesn't understand the teacher. He can argue fluently! -< < clever little don't understand > >

Nonsense is really useless-< < clever little don't understand > >

I didn't say this as a teacher Zhu Zheng, but as a lovelorn man who was dumped by a woman he liked very much and desperately wanted her to be happy-< < clever little don't understand >

I have taught you everything I can, and I have taught you everything I can. There is nothing to teach. Moral education is life. You have mastered your own life and embarked on your own path. What I can do is to bless you. Tonight is the last time I stand on the podium and talk to you. I am not willing to give up, not willing to give up the academy, not willing to give up the classroom, and not willing to give up you, but you don't have to give up me. However, it's none of my business. I didn't do anything, but I worked hard on your own. I'm proud of you. I'm very glad. I've been here, attended the yellow class and taught you. But from today on, we'll go our separate ways. In the future, some people may be rich and some poor, but whether they are rich or poor, I hope very much that you can. We can always maintain this relationship between teachers and students, and then always remember that in a certain period of time, in this space, in the class of the yellow class, we were crazy together, silly together, laughing together, crying together, absurd together, of course, together, and supporting each other together. So, in the past six months, we have not wasted, have not wasted, I have not, and neither have you. What's the matter? -< < clever and ignorant > >

I'm not free, I'm not free.

I'm sad and I'm in tears-Xiaobao and Kangxi

Are you sure you don't miss everything in the world anymore?

not even me?

...

Don't you love me?

----------< < Juvenile Zhang Sanfeng > >

Morning in floret, morning in Dege,

—— Every morning greeting in the young hero Fang Shiyu

At the meeting, the tree fox will do somersaults, ah

Mountain leopard goat, there is an old sheep in the mountain, and I see my old grandson fidgeting ~ hey

——— Monkey Great Sage the Monkey King

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-"Monkey King"

Call people into the house and go to the temple to worship God. By the way, change D Guan Wen, Master! -The Journey to the West

Zhang Junbao (Mandarin): I know why you are called Yi Tianxing, because you go against the sky!

(Cantonese): I know that your explanation is Yi Tianxing, because you go against the sky! -(at this time, "Yi" and "Inverse" are homonyms)

---< < Juvenile Zhang Sanfeng > >

Villager:' No one has died since ancient times'. What's the next sentence?

Fang Tianmiao: Hee hee! Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one uses paper to shit!

---------< < Detective Fang lie > >

endless:-got it! I shot it with a trick of "the ghost king throwing a fan" to see if he was awake. If he's not awake, I'll hit him with a bang in the chest with Prajna fist. If he's not awake, wow, that's amazing! I used the "willow leaf to grind the waist and pierce the heart and leg" to kick him straight to the left in the middle of his chest and his heart with the edge of his toe tail, making him fly like a kite, and then fall down--------------asking if you are awake? Haha ~ ~ haha ~~

I don't understand: hum! Oh! Are you sick ~? ! That's my student! One stroke, "Liu Ye grinds the waist and pierces the heart and legs", kicks him to the left in the middle of his chest with the tail edge of his toes, and makes him fly like a kite-that's it!

------------< < Smart and ignorant > >

I don't understand: which one can't be found? Although I did Jia Ye Temple a big favor, don't reward me, or I will be proud! I don't have to wash the toilet for one year, but it's just as well for two years. You don't have to go to morning classes for one year, but it doesn't matter for two years; It doesn't hurt to add two hundred and twenty silver, two hundred and twenty-

Monk: you will be fined one hundred sticks

I don't understand: two hundred sticks won't hurt! (suddenly wake up) ah! I helped Jia Ye Temple, and you still want to stick me? ! !

--------------< < Smart and ignorant > >

don't use your wisdom to measure my ability.

Soft-shelled turtles are stewed in clear water, while tall crabs are braised in brown sauce. You can use whatever tricks you want to deal with.

cornucopia

Isn't life just to bear a responsibility? Parents are children, husbands are wives, and friends are friends. If you don't even have this responsibility, what's the difference between you and animals?

People live their whole lives just by eating and sleeping, closing their eyes and sleeping in a bed. If they die, they will sleep in a few wooden bars, put down their black hearts and take out their conscience to legally operate for the benefit of the people.

cornucopia [Jianning: Do you know who I am? I'm Princess Channing ]

[ Xiaobao: Yes, Princess Huanzhu's sister]

Miao: Bitter!

Fang: bitter!

Miao: It's more bitter than Coptis chinensis!

prescription: more bitter than bitter medicine!

Miao: It's more bitter than boiling Rhizoma Coptidis with bitter medicine!

prescription: bitter medicine is more bitter than Rhizoma coptidis!

Miao: Son! You really want to live up to expectations! Heal your injury quickly, otherwise, your mother really paid a great price for you.

Fang: hello! Floret! I am more bitter than you! The skin I soaked is skin, the meat is meat, the bones belong to the bones, and the whole body is almost scattered!

Miao: no! Or am I more involved than you? Wow! I meditate every day with that teacher Wu Mei, and my legs are numb when I sit, which is even worse than when Dege calls me < P > to have it repaired!

Fang: floret! How can it be miserable to be dependent on others? Let's go!

Miao: No ... Your grandfather said that only a teacher named Wu Mei can cure your internal injuries, so no matter how hard it is? We ... we must all hang in there!

Fang: Ah ... Have you ever been a rapist in your last life, and I have been a murderer? Why does God punish us like this?

Miao: Shiyuya ...

Fang: Huahua ...

Miao: Shiyuya ...

Fang: Huahua ...

The classic line of the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qi Tian

"I am the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva, who has been appointed as the special envoy of the Western Classics to take the beauty of Huaguoshan water curtain cave. Handsome to slag! "

"The elephant can dance, the monkey can climb the tree, the fox can fight, the mountain pig mountain leopard goat, there is an old sheep in the mountain, and I see my grandson in a daze, hey!"

Dao Hong (shouts and runs to Junbao): Junbao!

junbao: don't come here!

Dao Hong (holding the post tightly): Junbao, I'll hold it for you. You go first!

junbao: go away!

Dao Hong: No!

junbao: don't be silly, it will kill you!

Dao Hong: Let's die together!

junbao: this pile will break!

Dao Hong: Let's die together!

junbao: it's broken!

Dao Hong: Let's die together! Die together! Die together!

(The stake is broken, and Junbao flies out with Daohong)

Junbao (runs over and picks Daohong up): What about you, Shenpo, huh? Is there anything wrong?

daohong: junbao, I'm fine.

Junbao (looking at the blood on his hand and hugging Daohong tightly): Nothing is good, nothing is good, nothing is good.

Daohong: Junbao, I know I'm dying.

Junbao: There is no such thing

Daohong: I know I'm dying. Don't lie to me. I counted and counted, but I still didn't count that I would have this robbery.

Junbao: Then don't forget it, and don't forget it in the future.

Daohong: Will there be a future?

junbao: of course, you forget that miss ling's medical skill is very good. (after saying that he got up to leave)

Daohong: Hey, Junbao, don't go!

Junbao: OK, I won't go, and you won't go without me.

Daohong: Junbao, I'm so tired.

Junbao: Don't sleep, don't sleep, and don't sleep even if you are tired. Shall I tell you a joke?

Dao Hong: I'm in pain.

Jun Bao: Where is the pain? I'll massage it for you.

Dao Hong: I'm in pain all over.

Jun Bao: Oh, that's right. Go back and take a hot bath and have a rest.

Dao Hong: Jun Bao, please let me talk for a while, and then I'll be fine. <

Dao Hong: Actually, actually, I have always liked your

Junbao: Yes, I know

Dao Hong: Do you like me?

Junbao: Yes, I like

Daohong: Deception

Junbao: No, it's true (saying, leaning down and kissing Daohong deeply)

Daohong smiled and shed the last tear.

Dao Hong took Junbao's hand and walked into the yard)

Junbao: Hey, it's not solemn for men and women to pander to each other!

Dao Hong (pounding Junbao's chest hard): Hate, hate, hate!

Junbao: Hey, Buddha has a fire, too. I helped you find a husband with kindness, and you hit me.

Daohong: Why did you call him?

Junbao: You said you wanted to find a smart, handsome, young man with martial arts and a surname of Gong Changzhang. Is that the trouble?

Dao Hong: I don't want him!

junbao: if you don't want this, you can look for it slowly, so don't get angry, fool! Don't you want to comb yourself and not marry ...

Daohong (pointing to the tip of Junbao's nose): Zhang Junbao! Are you playing dumb or are you really that stupid?

junbao: what!

Dao Hong: When I say Mr Right, I mean ... you!

junbao: me?

Dao Hong: You!

junbao: me?

Dao Hong: You!

junbao: me?

Dao Hong: Yes! It is you! (She kisses Junbao on the cheek)

Junbao (while wiping her face): Ah, under such circumstances and circumstances, let me see, young, smart, handsome, martial arts, surnamed Gong Changzhang, half a head taller than you ... Alas, if you don't count your bun, I am really half a head taller than you!

Dao Hong: I have already decided that I won't marry anyone but you.

Junbao: When did you decide? Why didn't you tell others?

Dao Hong: Since the second night I met you and had that dream, I feel that I have fallen in love with you. Now it seems like yesterday.

Junbao: But men have their own careers, so I should concentrate on practicing martial arts!

Daohong: Don't worry, I won't bother you. I will be a good wife!

junbao: you are a good wife, but I am not a good husband. I'm sorry!

Dao Hong: No, no, no,no. I've been with you for so long, I'm sure you must be a good husband!

junbao: I'm not sure myself. how can you be sure?

Daohong: You really don't like me?

Junbao: I don't like

Daohong: OK, let me ask you some questions. If you have something good, will you share it with me?

junbao: of course, it's hard to be fat alone!

Dao Hong: What will happen to you if I am unhappy?

Junbao: I will be unhappy, even more sad than you.

Daohong: If your house is on fire, I have a dog. Who will you save?

Junbao: I never had a dog.

Daohong: What about cats?

Junbao: Cats and dogs are both alive. I'll save both of them.

Daohong: No, only one can be saved!

junbao: ok! Then I will save you!

daohong: well, that means you have fallen in love with me!

Junbao: No way, that's nothing. I treat everyone like this.

Daohong: Zhang Junbao! Are you a man?

junbao: 1%!

Dao Hong: But a man has to marry a wife!

junbao: both my masters are men, but they haven't married either!

Dao Hong: But I have calculated our birthdates. It really matches!

Junbao: birthdates's match doesn't mean you have to marry me!

Dao Hong: I must marry!

junbao: you must marry me, but I don't have to marry you!

Dao Hong: You don't have to marry me. Ok, you said

Ming Dow Hong walked into the yard)

Junbao (clapping his hands and telling her): Ah, ah, ah, ah ... still angry with me.

Dao Hong: Go away!

Junbao: A girl shouldn't always tell people to go away. Of course she has something good for you. Come on, come on.

I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a martial artist named Zhang Junbao. I met a lovely little girl at a certain time in a certain month. Her name is Ming Dow Hong. Junbao didn't want to marry my father as a concubine to help her escape from my father's clutches, so he took her away overnight. Since then, they have been hand in hand and heart in heart, wandering the rivers and lakes, crossing mountains and clouds. Finally, one day, they came to a place called Taixuguan and lived a happy life. After countless sunrises, sunsets, spring, summer, autumn and winter, the little girl is slim and graceful, and a heart to be married is ready to move, so her good brother is looking for her ideal partner everywhere. Bad luck for the first time, it doesn't matter, as the saying goes, you have lost many wars and accumulated experience to go into battle again, so one day your good brother will help you find your Mr. Right!

Dao Hong (slapping Junbao in the face): Go to hell!

junbao: hey, I'm really kind enough to get slapped!

Zhang Sanfeng: black sesame,

Partridge: Wow!

Zhang Sanfeng: White Sesame

Partridge: Fat!

Zhang Sanfeng: So he believes it? What a fool ...

General Feilong: Zhang Junbao!

Zhang Sanfeng: Partridge, did you hear someone calling me?

partridge: yes, behind you! ! ..............

"When I find that rival in love, I will definitely cut him to pieces!" Yi Tianxing said angrily.

"really?" Zhang Junbao frowned and said, "Sweeping the floor is afraid of hurting the life of ants, senior."

Young Zhang Sanfeng

"I have told you many times for the teacher," Tang Priest glared at the Monkey King and said, "Sweeping the floor may hurt the life of ants, but now you actually hurt people!"

Monkey King

"How many times have I told you that I didn't kill your master!" Zhang Sanfeng said angrily.

"You didn't kill my master, but he died because of you!" Zhang Cuishan said.

"yes, you said.