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Revelation of primary school students' life
Life
Knowledge itself doesn't tell people how to use it, but the way to use it is outside books-Bacon
Life is the source of knowledge and the treasure house of composition materials.
Reading all good books means talking with many noble people-Descartes
The wisdom of life probably lies in asking why when something happens-Balzac
Learning knowledge should be good at thinking, thinking and thinking again. That's how I became a scientist-Einstein
Knowledge is as valuable as human blood. Without blood, people will be weak; Without knowledge, one's mind will dry up-Gao Shiqi, when you lose it, don't lose the lesson.
don't let a little dispute lose a friendship.
a caring family atmosphere is the foundation of your life. "You can't have your cake and eat it" comes from the Analects of Confucius by Mencius. For our eyes, it is not a lack of beauty, but a lack of discovery-Rodin
I jump on books, just like a hungry person jumps on bread-Gorky (1) Simple joy
There is a little girl who walks from home to school every day.
One morning, the weather was not very good, and the clouds gradually became thicker. In the afternoon, the wind blew harder.
Soon, lightning, thunder and heavy rain began.
The little girl's mother is very worried. She is worried that the little girl will be frightened by the thunder, and
even be struck by the thunder.
The thunderstorm is getting worse and worse, and lightning pierces the sky like a sharp sword.
The little girl's mother drives her car at once,
She looks for the little girl along the route to school,
She sees her little daughter walking alone in the street,
Only to find that every time there is lightning, she stops,
She looks up and reveals herself. After watching for a long time,
the mother finally stopped her child and
asked her, "What are you doing?
She said, "God just took my picture, so I want to laugh!
(2) Losing and owning
An entrepreneur has made amazing achievements in the business world.
When he was at the peak of his career,
one day he accompanied his father to a noble restaurant for dinner.
There was a violinist playing for everyone at the scene.
While listening to the music, the entrepreneur remembered that he had studied the piano in those days,
and was almost crazy about it.
He said to his father, "If I had studied the piano well,
I might be playing here now.
"Yes, son," his father replied,
"But in that case, you wouldn't eat here now.
Meditation: We often lament the lost opportunities or achievements,
but we often forget to be grateful for what we have now.
(3) Knowing his "limited" cleverness
There was a clever boy.
One day his mother took him to the grocery store to buy things.
When the boss saw this lovely child, he opened a can of candy.
The little boy was asked to help himself with a handful of candy.
but the boy didn't make any movements. After several invitations,
the boss personally grabbed a handful of sweets and put them in his pocket.
When I got home, my mother asked the little boy curiously,
Why didn't I catch the candy myself and asked the boss to catch it?
The little boy answered beautifully, "Because my hands are smaller!
and the boss's hand is bigger, so he must take a lot more than me!
Meditation: This is a clever boy. He knows his own limitations.
More importantly, he also knows that others are better than himself.
It's humility and cleverness to learn to rely on others in a timely manner, not only by your own strength.
(4) The Art of Listening
linklater, a famous American host, visited a child one day and
asked him, "What do you want to be when you grow up?
The child naively replied, "Hmm … I want to be a pilot of an airplane!
linklater then asked,
What would you do if one day your plane flew over the Pacific Ocean and all the engines died? The child thought:
"I will tell the people sitting on the plane to fasten their seat belts first,
and then I will hang up my parachute and jump out.
When the audience at the scene was shaking with laughter,
linklater continued to look at the child,
to see if he was a smart-ass guy. Unexpectedly,
then two lines of tears welled up in the child's eyes,
which made linklater realize that the child's compassion
was far beyond words.
So linklater asked him, "Why do you do this?
The child's answer reveals a child's sincere thoughts:
"I'm going to get fuel, and I want to come back! !
I want to come back! 」。
when you hear someone talking ... do you really understand what he is saying?
do you understand?
If you don't understand, please listen to others. This is the art of listening.
1.
2. Also, don't project your meaning on what others say.
(5) Enlightenment of Walking
God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.
I can't walk too fast. Snails have tried their best to crawl.
They always move a little bit every time. I urged it, I bluffed it,
I blamed it, and the snail looked at me apologetically, as if to say,
"People have done their best!
I pulled it, I pulled it, and I even wanted to kick it. The snail was injured.
It was sweating and panting, and it climbed forward.
It's strange. Why did God ask me to take a snail for a walk?
my god! Why? "The sky was quiet.
"alas! Maybe God went to catch snails! "all right! Let go!
anyway, god doesn't care, what do I care?
let the snail crawl forward, while I sulk at the back.
eh? I smell the flowers. There used to be a garden here.
I feel the breeze blowing, so the wind at night is so gentle.
wait! I hear birds, I hear insects,
I see how bright the stars are all over the sky. Huh?
why didn't you have these experiences before? It suddenly occurred to me that
maybe I made a mistake!
It turns out that God told snails to take me for a walk.
did you find your snail? Go out for a walk once in a while!
(6) You can be really comfortable
Milan Kundera has a book called "Living in the Other Side".
I have a good association with these five words.
Our lives are always far away, and we are all thinking:
If I have money tomorrow, I can ...
But if you are unhappy with less money now, even if you have more money,
I promise you won't be happy;
If you don't enjoy yourself when you are alone, even if you marry someone,
you marry a wife! Others are as unhappy as you;
if you don't know how to enjoy life now, you won't enjoy life in the future.
Some people ask what is freedom. The so-called freedom means:
You don't need any reason to refuse a person's date,
You have the right to live the life you want,
You have the right to go where you want. In fact, life is very simple.
Both men and women like to set a deadline in their lives.
For example,
I must get married at the age of 25 and have children at the age of 26.
I must have a man and a woman at the age of p>3 and a house at the age of 31.
So many decisions are hasty.
If the person you are looking for is wrong at first, no matter how hard you try in the future;
Sometimes, we often feel that when we get married, all the problems will be gone.
Then if there are still problems when we get married, we should give birth to the child for life as soon as possible.
In fact, your problems are not solved at this stage, and will only get bigger in the next stage;
You don't have to expect too much from the future ...
Honestly, your frustration will be deep.
It's better to see what you are doing now, which will make you feel comfortable.
You will absorb a lot of things.
Then you will feel that life is really full.
In addition, if a person tries too hard to show others,
he will be in great pain.
Today, if you believe that you are doing well and don't care what others think of you,
you can really be at ease.
(7) Patience is not enough
I have a friend who once had a family fortune of hundreds of millions and his stock market crashed, and he suddenly collapsed.
for a while, he was so depressed that his cholesterol and blood pressure were surprisingly high, and he suffered from severe depression.
I met them in a department store recently, and they were looking at the crystal glass with a big smile on their faces.
"I can't afford it," he smiled at me.
"I've sold all my old collections, but it's good to look at what's in the window and just enjoy it.
I often see a political celebrity on TV.
In his early years, he was imprisoned for more than 2 years because he was a dissident.
But when others were eager to seek justice from the old government, he didn't.
He always wears a natural and unrestrained smile, even his eyes smile, and he doesn't see any hostility or resentment.
"In dealing with persecution, patience is not enough, but forgiveness is needed. People can have spiritual wealth without greedy thoughts.
Only when people can forgive instead of hate can they have spiritual calm.
(8) Don't lose your life
I met a young man who just got a doctorate at MIT.
"It's really not easy," I praised him. "After getting a Ph.D. from MIT, you can make good use of your ambition. "
" Yes, I must hurry up to refuel, or I will lose a lot. "
" big loss? "I don't quite understand what he said.
"Yes," he smiled. "Let's see, I'm 28 years old. I learned to sit, crawl, walk, talk, primary school, middle school and university from birth.
It took me 28 years to get my degree today.
I have also consumed the resources of my parents and society for 28 years!
with a sigh: "But, how many years are there?
people like us who are engaged in cutting-edge technology, if we don't work hard all the time, I'm afraid we can work for less than 28 years.
By the time I'm 56, I'll be out of date. "
isn't it? Let me calculate, the original reward for studying is quite limited.
Take this doctor as an example. One year's study is only equivalent to one year's later study.
One hour's study is only paid for.
No wonder he said, "I have to start quickly. The moment I graduate,
that's when I start. In the next 28 years, I will make good use of the past 28 years,
so that I can get even and not lose money in my life.
(1) Don't run any further ...
The Russian writer Tolstoy wrote a short story:
There was a farmer who cultivated a small piece of barren land from morning till night every day, but his harvest was very small;
An angel pitied the farmer's situation and told him that as long as he could keep running,
all the places he ran, no matter how big, would be given to him.
So, the farmer ran forward excitedly and kept running! Tired of running, I want to stop and have a rest.
However, when I think of my wife and children at home, I need more land to farm and make money!
so, he ran desperately again!
I'm really tired. The farmer is out of breath and can't run!
However, the farmer thought that he might be too old to be cared for and need money in the future, so
he pulled himself together again, regardless of his panting body, and ran hard again!
finally, he was exhausted, "dong", lying on the ground, dead!
indeed, people living in this world must work hard;
However, when we are constantly "running forward" and "desperately making money" for ourselves, our children and a better job,
we must also know clearly-sometimes, it's time to "run back"!
Because, my wife, three children are eagerly leaning against the door waiting for you to come back!
"Run back, come back! "if you don't" run back ",
maybe everyone will never see each other again!
(11) Go to a feast of life
If you invite a new girlfriend to eat western food.
"That's it," she said gently with her little finger. "The whole meal.
the appetizer came and she swept it away.
when the soup is served, it immediately bottoms out. The salad came and she swallowed it one by one.
the appetizer of the main course came up, and she ate slowly, eating half.
The main course is being served, and she has touched her chest and gasped: "I'm too full to eat.
this kind of girl may not have seen the world.
She didn't mean to treat you like a Kai Zi, but she didn't know how to order.
On the contrary, if that girl eats a little of everything and only chooses the entrance she likes,
it may not be easy. She must be a well-informed girl, and
it will be enough to repair your poor boy.
If you are a girl and love the guy who treats you, please don't murder his wallet, please order less.
But on the contrary, life is like a feast.
If you want to live as full as possible, you should learn from the big lady who knows how to eat the whole meal.
you should taste it little by little, and never use it more when you have tasted it.
never ignore what should be the main course. The feast of life is God's treat.
He put the "menu of heaven and earth" in front of your eyes, so you can order it.
You can be ambitious and order a full-set Italian meal.
just, if you don't know how to choose, you don't know how to give up.
In the process of serving this big meal of life, you swallow everything you see.
You must be more tired and say goodbye to this feast early.
Look at how many successful people in this world are still sitting at the table of their life feast in their later years,
tasting the last dessert and the wine after dinner. When you envy them,
you should tell yourself first-"They can eat all the feasts of life because they know the trade-offs.
They know to eat less in front of them, instead of gorging everything.
12) Clownfish and Anemone
Friends are unanimous in applauding Raiders of the Sea. I like watching cartoons, and
I also like watching the documentary about marine life in DiscoveryChannel. There is every reason to go to the theater to watch it instead of waiting for the publication of VCD.
The first shot takes the audience into the deep sea, because it is an animation with high definition, which makes it more rippling than the real documentary.
I exclaimed, "Clownfish and anemones! Friend F wondered, "Why do you recognize these marine creatures at a glance?
at that time, when the movie was playing, I couldn't throw my schoolbag away. My admiration for clownfish and anemones,
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