Give a three-word joke

The pig slayer made a bet with the tea seller.

The pig killer said, "You can't break eggs with a hammer."

The tea seller said, "The hammer is broken!"

The pig killer said, "The hammer won't break!"

The tea seller was out of breath, so he brought an egg and smashed it with a hammer. The egg is broken. Say:

"Isn't this broken?"

The pig killer said, "the egg is broken. I said I can't hit it with a hammer!" " "Then he pointed to the hammer.

2. Women are higher than men.

Yu Zeng cited an interesting debate in the city in which both heroes and men participated.

Husband, the debate is about the status of men and women. Both sides fought to the death for a day.

Length. The content is wonderful, and I dare not be selfish, so I take notes to entertain readers.

After the judge announced the beginning of the debate, the man spoke first. He said, "Dry characters represent men, and

The word "Kun" stands for women. Nowadays, people only say "Kun" and don't say "Kun" is that men are superior to women. "

The woman immediately heard someone say, "Yin and Yang, there is Yin on the top and Yang on the bottom, that is, women are above.

The man is next. "

Another person said, "If the three words" Weng Gu ","Male Mother "and" Mother "are all Yang on the top and Yin on the bottom, it is acceptable.

It means that men are above and women are below. "

The girl replied: "Men and women, excellent prostitutes, fire and water are all negative and positive."

Another person said: "red and green, so it means boys and girls;" Hard and soft, so this means

Men are stronger than women, so there is no doubt that men are superior to women. "

The woman said, "Sweet and sour, women like vinegar, men like sweet words, and they smell good."

This word, so it means sweet man and smelly man. So it is natural that women are superior to men. "

A man snapped, "Men are active and women are quiet, but when they exercise in silence, men are taller than women."

Goodbye, son. "

Before the words were finished, a girl said, "Women are soft-hearted, while men are hard-hearted, so the soft is hard; Women are light.

For men, the weight is light. "

At this point, there is no dispute between the two sides, and the judges have become speechless.

Suddenly, a fashionable young girl opened KINOMOTO SAKURA's mouth and said simply, "Concave is a symbol of men and women, concave."

It is an irrefutable truth that women are superior to men on convex surfaces. "Say, dignified attitude, from

The audience applauded warmly. In this way, the number of men is greatly reduced; all

Run away in a hurry.

Become better

There is a foreigner who is not familiar with China. He can only speak two Chinese characters: "Good." "Better."

One day, the servant came and said, "I want to take two weeks off."

The foreigner said, "Very good."

The servant said, "Because my father is dead."

The foreigner said, "Better."