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Super humorous joke, laughing to death without paying.
Some received the wolf smoke, some received the letter, and then a voice came from a small corner: dream.
Teacher: Get out.
When the bus paid the money, a fashionable MM gave an old woman a squeeze when she got on the bus, and they quarreled.
MM said, "You must say sorry to me."
The old woman said, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to. "
MM said, "You are not sincere enough. Just kneel down and kowtow to me! "
Of course not, old woman.
A bystander said, "Stop it! Think of it as the wrong grave! "
Today, I was waiting for the bus at the railway station. I saw a young man crossing the railing and entering the ticket office.
At this time, a chubby female ticket inspector saw it and blurted out: "Liu Xiang didn't pass, but you passed ..."
Today, I sold a small mobile phone. When the guest asked for a new film, he took out a knife and scratched it carelessly, and blood splashed on the mobile phone. The guest was surprised: "Holy shit, are you going to turn on the light for me?"
Just came to Beijing, rented a small room, the first floor, went to Taobao to buy clothes, chose to pay and contacted the seller: "I have paid, please deliver." Who knows the goods directly said: "I see your address, go upstairs and get it yourself!" " I'm right above you. "
Take your sister. I paid the postage. . . Send it down.
A man walked into the bank and said to the cashier, "Please open a joint account for me. Thank you. "
"Ok, who are you driving with?"
"Who has more money, who will open it?"
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