Life is just a joke

1. My colleague’s husband is a policeman, and they have twin sons. The sons were very naughty, and the policeman was very strict with them. Normally, the children would be too frightened to say anything to their father. But when this father drinks, he shows special affection for his children, like a monkey kiss. It's not a big deal, and it often makes the children scream and even cry. The children don't dare to disobey, they are afraid!

One day, the children were really angry and did not dare to speak out. Before leaving for school, I put a note on the door of my house: "If one person quits drinking, the whole family will be happy."

The two boys are still naughty, but they are actually very clear-minded in their hearts. Once I told my grandparents: "My parents also wanted to have an obedient daughter like my eldest sister (aunt's daughter), but unfortunately they didn't do it. We really can't be like my eldest sister." The words revealed. Guilt, a polite expression of apology. This child was also helpless.

2. Police officers are probably more ruthless. Some time ago, Lao Wang’s classmate’s child got married, and their classmates had a party at night. There was a female classmate who drank a little too much and yelled that her policeman husband was a Hitler and she didn't dare go home. Everyone said they asked Lao Wang to send this female classmate back, but they didn't know which of these students could see that Lao Wang could defeat Hitler.

Lao Wang quickly declared: No, no, I can’t send her away. There is Hitler in her family, and Soong Meiling in our family! They are still waiting for me to go back, and I don’t dare to go back too late.

3. My colleague’s daughter is in her second year of high school. She has good grades and studies very hard. She often studies late at night. But the children in the house upstairs were making noises every day, making noises until late at night, which was enough.

One night, my daughter couldn't bear it anymore. With a stroke of a pen, a large letter of accusation was posted on the door of the family upstairs in the middle of the night.

The content is as follows: Your child wakes up early and goes to bed late every day to play basketball and play on scooters at home, making the neighbors uneasy. Don’t you know? As a parent, if you gave birth to him, wouldn’t you teach him a routine and tell him when he should go to bed? Do you know that you have failed in your duty as a parent? When you give birth to a child, you have to be responsible for the child...

I really don’t know how the parents upstairs felt when they saw this post. Anyway, when my colleagues told us, we all laughed. This child's thinking is different from that of adults. Instead of blaming the children upstairs, she accused the parents of neglecting their duties. She really got to the bottom of it.

4. My colleague’s husband doesn’t cook well, so when she really can’t stand it, she cooks it herself. As time went by, her husband began to be picky about whether this was delicious or not. One day her husband started doing this and that again. My colleague couldn't hold it back anymore and said: "Here, someone is cooking it for you and you are picky and picky. When no one is cooking it for you, you take a few bites of shit."

She was a little bit The mother-in-law who has Alzheimer's disease suddenly said: "Oh my god, that stuff is not delicious. My son will not eat that stuff, and neither will I."

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