Do you know any funny jokes?

01. The babysitter has a very loud voice. The master told her that the people coming tonight are all dignitaries, so she must speak softly. After dinner, the host and the guests played cards. The nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned close to the host and whispered in the ear: "Then I'll go to bed first."

02. Not hanging out with girls is a treason. . If you see a girl, you will do it for the sake of heaven. The breasts are high and the more you touch them, the more sexy they become. A slender waist and a body full of unique skills. Tiny and endless. My ass is up and I want to finish it.

03. The young couple had a night of fun. After the incident, the husband went to the bathroom to clean and wipe it carefully. The wife asked what took so long? The husband said: The sniper rifle needs maintenance after use. My brother’s name is Shunliu...

04. The man kept chasing the bus. I didn't catch up when I got home. When I came back, I told my wife that I had missed the bus, but it was good that I had exercised and earned 1 yuan. My wife was angry at that time and said, you are stupid, you have to chase the taxi, at least make a starting price.

05. The unit organized a physical examination. The nurse said that the leader’s heart rate had been abnormal, so she asked the chief physician to re-examine. After the re-examination, the director kindly said to the nurse: From now on, fasten the buttons on your chest to improve your work. efficiency.

06. Dinner with an upper-middle-class family. My husband is doing well in stock trading at home and said that he has been "doing pretty well" in the past two or three months. The son-in-law works in the financial sector and humbly calls him "earn some bubble money." The mother-in-law firmly says, "The more bubbles, the better!"

07. I always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess. Don't have the guts to touch her. After graduation, she got married, and her husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing the baby, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and then told her baby, call her uncle, if you don’t shout, you won’t get food!

08. What is a spoiler? A friend surnamed Luo went even further. He changed his MSN name to "Dumbledore is dead" and then kept going online and offline. So everyone - including the unfortunate people who didn't want to be spoiled at all - watched sadly as the MSN prompt window on the screen repeatedly prompted "Your friend 'Dumbledore is Dead' is online..."

09 .Today, I drove on a section of toll road. The car broke down while approaching a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and watching other cars whizzing by. Until a patrolman came over and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.

10. Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked: Mrs. Mary? Yes. You used to be a teacher at West District Primary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled, I was your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, relaxed. The judge then said, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I am punishing you a thousand times by copying "I made a mistake by running a red light, and I will never do it again."