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An interesting way to play mahjong

Another humorous way to play mahjong;

1, go back to the dormitory early and play cards, and lose money as soon as you play cards. It seems that staying in the lab is still the best choice.

2. The characteristic of mahjong players is that they must arrive at every game and never arrive late or leave early. Explain that the concept of time is strong.

3. Optimistic, strong and happy; The money spent from your hand is your own money; It is better to meet someone who likes reading than to meet someone who likes playing mahjong.

4. Others are short of three when playing mahjong, and I am short of three when playing mahjong.

5. After dinner in the evening, play mahjong with colleagues. My wife called me and asked me what I was doing. Colleagues smiled and said, "You won't be beaten when you go back, will you?" I said, "That depends on whether I win money in the end." If she loses, she will definitely be beaten! "

6. There is nothing unsuccessful in doing business with the mentality of playing mahjong!

7. The characteristics of mahjong players: three shortages and one urgency. This shows team spirit.

When we agreed to lose money at cards and give us a cup of milk tea, we were sent away.

9. May grandma live a long and healthy life and play mahjong every day, my favorite person.

10, fighting landlords is much more interesting than playing mahjong. I won a deck of cards yesterday and played mahjong all night.

1 1, the characteristics of mahjong players: always stand behind the master, nod and smile, and learn what you want. It shows that you are good at learning from others' strengths.