What are the funny jokes?

An old man went to see a doctor and told him that there was something wrong with his stomach.

The doctor asked him, "Is your stool regular?"

"Very regular, defecate on time at eight o'clock every morning."

"Then what's your question?"

"The problem is that I don't get up until nine o'clock every morning."

Doctor: "?"

2, owe a beating

The barber shop met a buddy. After sitting down, the master asked him if he could wash his hair. He hesitated, agreed and chose shampoo. Master carefully washed his hair twice. Back in his seat, the master wiped his head and asked, "What are you doing?" This guy looked in the mirror for a long time and said, "I want to shave my head?"

3. Before marriage:

He: Long live, finally! I can't wait!

She: May I leave?

He:

Don't! Don't even think about it!

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Will you betray me?

He: No, why do you think so?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Anyway!

She: Can I trust you?

Read from bottom to top after marriage!