Shuiguangzhen joke

Last week, after the post of organizing everyone to pick peaches was sent out, my dad asked me, "1 talent charges 50 yuan, so you don't lose money, do you?" I said I wouldn't lose money. Although not everything is profitable in business, sometimes it is for sharing, sometimes it is for giving back, and sometimes it is just for fun, but your daughter is not really stupid. I certainly won't do anything to lose money.

After a while, my dad asked again, "You're not dragging people shopping, are you?" Holy cow, it seems that my father only knows that his daughter is a tourist. I really don't know which way his daughter takes in the tourism industry and which hill she stands on. I don't know why his daughter got a foothold in a small place where rivers and lakes are full of blood.

The world is changing so fast that even the elderly know that there are traps in shopping by swiping their mobile phones every day. Forget it, let's talk about traveling and shopping today.

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After the New Year, our family of three and Lianzong's family of three took their children to Thailand to play. When choosing the itinerary, I deliberately chose the high-end itinerary. Lian always said that it hurts to pay the tour fee.

I said I was more than distressed. My heart is bleeding. The person with the most money in Hua Cuo is actually me, okay?

Every time they discuss where to play, nine times out of ten they choose to go where I have been more than once. Every time I protested, they advised me, would it feel the same if you took a group with us? Travel? I don't care where I go, what matters is who I go with, right?

My husband and wife have been classmates and friends for many years, and their friendship is profound. So sometimes people can't talk about feelings, and talking about feelings will definitely hurt money.

As we all know, there are more or less several shopping shops in outbound travel. To tell the truth, I have no antipathy to shopping malls.

Especially overseas duty-free shops. You can often find some good things with good quality and low price. My wife, in this carriage, introduced Thai masks, bird's nest, snail cream, water needles, and international brand-name skin care products, watches and bags in duty-free shops. The two people in that carriage have secretly discussed it, first changing the password of the bank card and doing a good job in the three-prevention policy of fire prevention, theft prevention and failure prevention.

As soon as we entered the duty-free shop, we two women flew into the blue sky like kites and the fish swam into the sea. Moreover, these two men also followed suit, thinking that they were not so tight when they chased us.

Under the strict supervision from inside and outside, when buy buy bought and left the duty-free shop with great restraint, we obviously heard the sound of these two men's hearts "plop" back to their normal positions on their chests.

Out of the duty-free shop, even the average daughter-in-law regrets buying more things. I comforted her and said, next time, next time, I will take you to Bangkok. Bangkok Airport Duty Free Shop is famous all over the world. The yellow calendar says that you should take your wallet to Bangkok and avoid men.

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I think it's in the duty-free shop. Even the overall performance is like a diaosi with a car (broken) and two suites (suburbs) with normal thinking, but when I arrived at the latex shop, I immediately fell into a bright-eyed and crazy gentleman who only knew how to buy chop hands in buy buy.

At that time, I happened to do some latex agency business, and I already knew the ropes inside. After years of affection, I earnestly advised him not to buy, not to buy, not to buy, and I promised to get him the best when I got home. I can't wait to show him all the agreed prices of my agent latex.

But he has lost most of his soul and reason, as if he had eaten the smile of Master Xing, and even suspected that he would never buy a real latex pillow again after leaving this door. He even thinks that our friendship for so many years has been fed to the dog. I lied to him that I would go back and buy him a good and cheap one.

Finally, I reluctantly gave up trying to save him from the tide. Watch him burn money there. Later, I simply turned around and tried to stop it from the beginning, to fan the flames and watch the excitement, encouraging him to buy it at buy buy.

Lian always crosses his legs and trousers and brings a latex mattress and pillow home. After a while, I asked him how to use it.

Replied, it's really good. Before using latex mattress, my neck, shoulders and old waist hurt everywhere when I slept. After use, it doesn't hurt anywhere except my heart. Actually, I'm also very upset. If I had known that they were both shopaholics, I would have given them a shopping group with the lowest tour fee! ! Shopping group! ! Shopping group! ! ! !

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Next, we began to talk about shopping. Let's talk about the outbound group first. Really broken down, about shopping, it seems that it is really one-sided. You can't just say that shopping kills a store with a stick. To be fair, there are actually many overseas shopping groups that are still very bad.

Compare the prices first. Even in the peak season, Phuket reported a high standard, but the itinerary included shopping spots, and the normal market price was 5000+. Of course, I often hear the request of "pure play, no shopping". Whenever there is such a group to check the price, I know that this is actually a beautiful trip and expensive to do. The price without shopping is basically 8000+. Which do you prefer, the same scenic spot and the same time?

Ordinary people will convince themselves at this time, aren't they just a few shopping stores? What can I do if I go and see it? Isn't it just a delay? There is nothing wrong with opening your eyes. If you really think so, congratulations on your correct answer.

As far as Thailand is concerned, I personally think shopping malls are actually quite interesting.

Not much to say about duty-free shops. Anyway, shopaholics who know the goods will definitely go shopping in the end.

Snake medicine, as soon as you enter, let you watch a snake dance from a distance.

Jewelry, decorated that is called a gorgeous. I remember once entering a jewelry store and queuing up to take a small train through a simulated underground mine. I thought at that time, if I took my son, it would be much better than the small train that drilled the cave in Bishagang Park amusement park.

Latex, even general madness, has made me understand. In the nearly forty years before his death, I'm afraid it was the first time I heard that the most comfortable bedding in the world was made of rubber. Where is the eraser? Yes, in Southeast Asian countries. How can I put it? This is also a shopping store that increases knowledge and broadens horizons, right?

How is it possible to travel without shopping or joking? On the whole, Lian said, "If you don't let me buy something back, what can I remember this pleasant journey in the future?" What should I send to my aunt, uncle, aunt, aunt, aunt, aunt? "Hey, there seems to be a little bit.

Tourism shopping has developed with the tourism industry for so many years, and it has also experienced numerous overhauls. Although there is a trough, not fade away. Why? Tourists have needs.

Will it be forced to buy and sell? Think so much. In this smiling country of Thailand, nothing like this has ever happened. I have taken my delegation to Thailand several times, and the specifications are very high, so-called "negative grounding gas". I've never encountered such a thing as forced trading.

I'm afraid it will shorten the tour time. No, no, no, for a shopaholic, do you always feel that shopping time is not good enough?

And Thailand's itinerary is reasonable. Unless you are a real holiday-oriented local tyrant, you will probably like to swim in a daze and eat a buffet in a hotel. For most people, going out is nothing more than seeing the world. Why do you always let people eat and sleep in the hotel? The world is never a vacuum. What's wrong with sightseeing, sightseeing and shopping? You have to shop at home anyway.

There are two kinds of people who come back from the outbound group. One is happy and satisfied. One is complaining about shopping all day. Everyone has his own outlook on life and values, and I don't make any comments. Just a reminder, the number, name and stay time of shopping spots are marked in the itinerary and contract before departure. The travel agency also informed us before departure. Both parties agreed to the terms before payment. Children all know that playing games should follow the rules. Happy or unhappy, not others, only yourself.

I'm not excusing the shopping mall, I'm just stating a possible fact. No shopping trip, expensive and lonely. Loneliness may not be afraid of anyone, but it is expensive. Do you care?

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I seem to have said a lot of nice things about shopping in Thailand. Then, let's talk about China. Shopping in China is another story. The rules and market conditions in different provinces are different.

Is there a better place than Thailand? Of course, I think I have a good time in Henan.

Foreign tourists came to Henan to join the group, and eight of the ten groups were satisfied. There are not many shopping spots, and the tour guide is honest and formal, basically based on the principle of entering the store in one day, and it is under the condition of ensuring that the guests have a good time and do not compress the time.

A few years ago, when the Tourism Bureau reorganized shopping spots throughout the country, many trips in Henan simply canceled shopping spots. Even the shopping malls have closed down several times.

But there is no fish in clear water, and the disadvantages of doing so are also obvious. Without shopping malls in subsidy income, the tour guide's remuneration will also increase, resulting in high tour fees.

I have calculated the cost. The classic Zhengzhou-Kaifeng-Luoyang three-day tour includes all the famous scenic spots. The ground connection fee for three days is 1 000 yuan, plus the transportation fee to and from Henan and the normal profit of the tour group. The high market quotation has also led to the tepid state of Henan tourism all the year round, and the land agency and the land agency are also in a state of hunger all the year round.

In Henan, the standard to measure whether you are a good tour guide is not how much money you can earn a year, but whether you take tours all year round.

Henan is a populous province, and the number of people going out ranks among the top in the national tourism rankings. Compared with the vigorous tour group, Henan Land Agency has always been low-key and quiet. Most people who stick to this business are people who love this land and this business.

To tell the truth, I have been a local escort for ten years. On the experience of commentary, I think it's not bad. But then I switched to business, but I chose to be a group. After all, there is a bigger market for group tours. And I, a person who has always loved the ground connection industry in Henan, just took the time to take a ground connection group to play.

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Yunnan is a counterexample of Henan. Speaking of Yunnan, my mood is very complicated. Although the south of the colorful clouds has beautiful scenery and rich humanities. I am also familiar with this route in Yunnan, but the success rate of my talk about Yunnan group is almost zero.

The opening remarks of Da Ren are as follows:

"Hello, I was introduced by XXX. I want to go to Yunnan. Is there a better itinerary? "

After listening to this, I just don't know how many travel agencies have compared their itineraries.

"Yes, yes, what price do you want?"

"Just for fun, right?"

"Yes, 6000+, can you accept it?"

Quiet, quiet.

After a while, "the kind with a shopping store, can't you go shopping?"

I never lie in business. "If it is a 2000+ tour fare, it is impossible to buy nothing. You see, 2000+ is at most the price of a plane ticket, as well as the local car, accommodation, tour guide and other expenses, all of which are made up from shopping. " Then Barabara explains it together.

Then, then there is no then.

Of course, I also know that these guests finally went to Yunnan. Because other salespeople may say, "Shopping shop, it doesn't matter if you don't buy anything, just go in and have a look." Anyway, the salesman won't follow you to Yunnan, and all the questions are thrown at the tour guide.

Of course, most of Yunnan is a local tour group in Kunming. If you have a good personality, you are lucky to be a group friend with local tyrants. You really didn't buy any money, and the tour guide laughed. Whether he smiles at you or not, at least you can play well with this group.

If most of your group members are like you and don't buy anything, then the tour guide may really be swearing. We usually read too many similar news headlines, such as "dirty guide brought into the shopping store, not allowed to come out for three hours" and so on. We are full of blood and anger. I can't wait for everyone to jump out and beat up.

However, everything should be viewed comprehensively, and the reason behind these chaos is nothing more than the word "price".

When you buy cheap tourist goods, you should have thought that the evil thoughts in this scene will appear in nine cases out of ten. It is an eternal market rule that you get what you pay for.

Therefore, most of the people who formed the Yunnan Youth League in my hands are friends who trust me very much. I never recommend the cheapest itinerary when I choose.

Of course, now the Yunnan market is gradually rectifying, and the quotation is gradually improving. It may not be long before the 2000+ double flight to Yunnan will be out of the historical stage.

It is also gratifying to feel that the routes launched by major travel agencies are also developing in a more reasonable, comfortable, transparent and high-end direction. And those low-cost tours and negative tour fees have gradually disappeared in the formal tourism market.

For example, the once chaotic Hong Kong-Macao Line.

I'm afraid it's not so easy to go to Hong Kong with a group now. The travel agency has given up this once-hot route.

I once saw a news comment on a shopping group on a TV station in Hong Kong, to the effect that the trick of Hong Kong travel agencies to attract tourists at low prices and then kill customers from shopping spots has been tried and tested, and finally they play with themselves. Now, this day has really come.

The year before last, I drove to refuel, and the young man at the gas station tried his best to persuade me to get an oil card. "Elder sister, do an oil card can send a trip to Hong Kong and Macao! ! ! "

I went back to tell them as a joke in the tour group of Hong Kong and Macao, and their laughing branches trembled and said, "How come there is a feeling that the monster has fallen into the Monkey King's hands?"

Who is the monster? Cheap and irresponsible products are all. For example, white looks beautiful and charming, but in fact, uncovering that decorated face makes you look pale and sharp-toothed, and you want to eat all the bones.

Who's the Monkey King? I hope my long article is like the Monkey King's critical eye. Give you a pair of eyes that can see through the fog. Believe in the laws of the market and recognize the truth.

Finally, a word of advice. Report to the quality team as much as possible. If you sign up for a low-cost tour, please cooperate with shopping. After all, it is worthwhile to spend some money to buy some pleasure.

After all, the journey is like life, and life is like a journey. There is never a quiet world inside and outside the world of mortals, and there is never a smooth road to Ma Pingchuan. I hope what you have experienced is wealth. In retrospect, it's all satisfaction.

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