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What are the classic quotations of the Monkey King in Journey to the West?
1. Let's all go in and live, lest we be angry with God-
After coming out of water curtain cave, the stone monkey was very excited, "to save himself from getting angry". It turns out that stone monkeys are never the most angry and daring.
Dissatisfied with God, Da bravely jumped into water curtain cave, looking for a way to stop suffering indignities.
2. People who don't believe don't know what they can do-
Stone monkeys are born with culture. The key is to know to be honest.
I will leave you down the mountain tomorrow and travel all over the world. I must visit these three and learn from them.
Born, often escape the difficulties of Yan Jun-
Hey! This sentence, stamped out of the reincarnation net, making the Monkey King the Great Sage. Do as he says, and the Monkey King will set foot on it immediately.
Immortals visit Taoism.
4. Old fairy! Disciple raised his hand-
The Monkey King is very polite, but there is only a woodcutter in front.
According to what you said, he is a filial gentleman, and he will be good in the future-
The Monkey King is good at putting in good words. What's his idea? Of course, it shows that the Monkey King has great respect for those who perform filial piety.
6. The people here are simple-
The Monkey King also values simplicity.
7.master! Master! My disciple is determined to salute! Loyal to the ceremony! -
The Monkey King is sincere.
8. Disciple Dongsheng Shenzhou proudly comes from a country-Huaguoshan water curtain cave-
It has been more than ten years since I left. The Monkey King missed water curtain cave and reported to the abode of fairies and immortals. He went to another continent.
Others probably only know Dongsheng Shenzhou.
9. I am asexual If others scold me, I am not annoyed; I won't be angry if you hit me. I'm just accompanying you.
Lifelong sexlessness-
Is it true that the Monkey King won't be angry at being scolded by others? He has no temper.
10. All right! All right! All right! From then on, it was called the Monkey King.
The Monkey King was glad to get his name.
1 1. Can you live forever? -
The Monkey King wanted to live forever, but when he learned that he couldn't live forever, he refused to study.
12. I am an honest man and don't know the local language.
At this time, the Monkey King is the real honest man. We often feel that we are honest at some point, and there are many things we don't understand.
13. I also have a dome, and my feet are on the ground. Generally speaking, I have nine limbs and five internal organs Why am I different from others? -
Wukong didn't feel any different from others.
14. A man must be thorough-
Wukong was not satisfied, so he begged the master to teach him to really walk on clouds.
15. First, Master taught me, and second, I worked hard day and night, so I could do it-
Master taught well, and Wukong analyzed the problem comprehensively with his own efforts.
16. I never dared to mention the word master, just say it was my own association-
Wukong speaks very childishly. No one teaches him how to speak, but he can speak at home. Who believes it?
17. When I get back at him-
If you are capable, you will not be beaten and scolded, but will retaliate. The key is the bullied little monkey.
18. What kind of birds and monsters do you have-
There is also a curse skill, and the devil incarnate has become the devil incarnate.
19. One guest doesn't mean two hosts-
The Monkey King took the golden cudgel of the Dragon King, but insisted that others put it on again and refused to leave.
20. It's better to go around than take one.
Almost the same reason, articulate.
2 1. Three credits are worse than two-
Wukong continues to cheat.
22. It's so noisy! Noisy-
Just shout sorry before you go.
23. Sign up quickly and stop playing! -
Make a scene in Yamaraja Temple, and play roll call with ten generations of hades, which is very overbearing.
24. As the saying goes,' Your job is not bad.' -
The tenth generation of hades said that the villain who handled this matter may have made a mistake. The Monkey King also quoted the classics and refuted them. "Only when the leader makes a mistake can the following people make a mistake?" .
25. I thought about going to heaven for a walk these two days, but an angel invited me-
The Monkey King is still too simple, thinking that God is helping him.
26. Ok, I won't go in. ...
Being stopped outside the worse gate, Wukong felt wronged. After the explanation of Taibai Venus, she still wants to save face and play with her temper.
27. There is no product, I think it is great. ...
After Wukong became Bi Marvin, he asked about his official products and was still naively guessing in the right direction.
28. From now on, just call me Monkey King, and don't call me King-
The Monkey King found a chance to release his depression, and then play down a peg or two.
29. Little prince, how dare you say such a big thing before your baby teeth are removed and your fetal hair is dry? -
Nezha was completely ridiculed by Wukong.
30. I remember it was only half a year. How can I say a hundred years? -
The Monkey King only knows that he is happy and carefree. How can he forget "one day in the sky, one year on earth"? So is high skill.
You'll forget.
3 1. Are you close or not, from your hometown-
General Qi Tian said that "beauty is not beautiful, water is in the countryside", and the Monkey King immediately got the next sentence right.
32. If you drink today, you will get drunk tomorrow. Never mind the right or wrong in front of your door.
The Monkey King said smartly that he would fight all the time. One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers are shouting outside the door.
33. Poetry and wine make you happy today. Don't ask when your reputation will become-
Wukong can always find similar theories to express his views.
34. This hairy boss is rude! I don't care about him, how can I bully him? -
The door was broken, and Wukong finally couldn't sit still.
35. These stories are all true! Yes! But now how do you know? -
Wukong is a hooligan, and today people imitate him. what do you think?
36. Winning or losing is a common occurrence for military strategists-
Wukong knows a lot of truth and can always be optimistic about everything.
37. Needless to say, Mr. Lang, the name of this temple is Sun-
The Monkey King became Erlang God, and after enjoying kowtowing in Erlang Temple, he did not forget to ridicule Erlang God who came back.
38. This dead man! You don't bother your parents, but you bite me-
But he was furious with Jiro's good dog.
39. As the saying goes,' The emperor takes turns doing it and comes to my house next year'. -
This? I'm afraid this is unusual.
40. the Monkey King's visit to this place-
This is written. Today's scribbled "×××××× a visit here" imitates this in content, but the behavior itself is a matter of personal quality. There is nothing to blame here.
4 1. Is that the man who sang poems on the mountain and exposed my shortcomings? -
Wukong, who was crushed under Wuxing Mountain, was exposed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
42. I do not know you. Hello, Bodhisattva Luojiashan in Putuo, Nanhai is merciful. Take good care of it! Take good care of it! I have lived here for almost a year, and no one I know has come to see me. Where are you from? " -
Wukong has been courting Guanyin Bodhisattva for 500 years. He is so lonely.
43. It's convenient to see the bodhisattva. Save my old grandson. ...
Wish, can it come true?
44. So I'm worried day and night, and I'm afraid in the morning, just waiting for Master to save me-
The Monkey King can be scary sometimes. The mood of waiting.
45. Thank you for seeing my master off and for helping me weed-
Wukong was still very polite and thanked Liu Boqin. Also known as big brother, Wukong is about a thousand years old.
46. Master, don't be afraid of him. He gave me clothes-
Wukong was very happy to see a tiger in front of him.
47. You old son didn't even look at it! Tang is my master and I am his apprentice! I'm not a sugar lover. I'm the Monkey King. -
I'm not a sweetheart.
48. My son is talking nonsense! -
The old man said Wukong was talking nonsense, and Wukong would never lose by throwing a funny sentence.
49. It's still my great-grandson! -
The old man said he was 130 years old, but Wukong was rude.
50. I haven't bathed for over 500 years-
This is definitely a record.
5 1. Take out the stolen treasure, I'll share it with you, and I'll spare you! -
In case of robbery, Wukong asked the robbers to take out something and share it.
Master, if I don't kill him, he will kill you. ...
Being scolded by master, Wukong has a set of reasons.
53. Since you are waiting for this, you said I can't become a monk, I can't go to the west, and I don't need to be punished. I will go back! -
It turns out that this monkey is unpopular all his life. When I met Sanzang, I just talked about things, but I couldn't help being angry.
54. You don't have to say anything, just recite-
Don't treat spells as proverbs, Wukong is exaggerating. Maybe to vent their dissatisfaction.
55. Like a dragonfly spreading its wings thousands of miles away, I also saw it-
Wukong is also clairvoyant.
56. The master doesn't want this pustule shape! -
Seeing Sanzang crying like rain, Wukong couldn't help being grumpy and reprimanded Master mercilessly.
57. You are unlucky! Not good! I want to ride the horse again, but I'm not allowed to go. I look at the luggage like this, always sitting! -
Wukong was even angrier, furious and helpless.
58. Throw the loach and give me my horse back! Give me back my horse! -
Take it out on the little white dragon, and you can call names.
59. Stop it! Stop it! Wait till I see him again! -
Monkey was robbed by master, saying that he claimed to be a dragon and a tiger, but he couldn't beat Little White Dragon. He was very unhappy and launched great power. The taste of being robbed is always unpleasant.
60. Reach through the solitary turn, meet with five sticks, and have fun with me! -
The little white dragon escaped again, and the monkey was so anxious that he called out the mountain gods and the land to relieve his anger.
6 1. You are seven buddha's teacher and a compassionate leader! How could you hurt me! -
When Guanyin Bodhisattva arrived, the monkey got angry and satirized the Bodhisattva.
62. You never asked my name, so why should I say it? -
Xiaobailong complained that monkeys had long since stopped talking about learning from the scriptures. Monkey brother was born with a set of theories and has always been unwilling to admit defeat.
63. Master, you are still dreaming! -
Sanzang saw the white horse dragon and said that his white horse was getting fatter and fatter. Wukong scolded master.
64. Do you know that a sneaky person like him should have beaten him up a long time ago, only for the sake of the Bodhisattva and spared his life? How dare he be worshipped by my old grandson? I have been a good person since I was a child, and I don't know how to worship others. Even when I met the Jade Emperor and Grandfather, I just sang a song. -
Sanzang worshipped the mountain god as a gift and asked Monkey why he didn't. The monkey said he would be cheap if he didn't hit him.
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