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Why did Kong Rong let pears?

When Kong Rong was 4 years old, he bought some pears at home. He gave the big pear to others, but he chose the small pear to eat. Why did he let pear? Let's make some assumptions!

1. Undoubtedly, all the big pears are rotten, only the small ones are better.

There are many bug eyes on the big pear, and some bugs poke around the bug eyes.

Kong Rong clearly knows that everyone in his family dotes on him. If he gives them the big pears, they won't eat them. In the end, it's not him, Kong Rong? !

My parents said that you must eat a pear before you can eat fresh litchi. Of course, Kong Rong chose small pears to eat.

Because there is an extra pear in the basket, my parents said that whoever wants the smallest pear will be given two. Two pears are more fleshy than one pear, and Kong Rong is smaller!

Kong Rong has dysentery these days, and he is afraid of eating too many pears.

7. Kong Rong is a vain man. He deliberately picked small pears to praise him.

8. The last thing Kong Rong wants to eat is pears, but his father insisted that he eat them, so he had to choose the smallest one.

9. Kong Rong is a playful child. When he bought pears at home, he wanted to find children to go out to play. His parents insisted that he eat pears before leaving, so he had to choose a small pear to cope.

10. All the pears bought at home are too big, and the smallest pear is enough for him to eat, so it doesn't matter to him whether it is big or small.

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12. Kong Rong was born with mental retardation and could not tell the size of pears at all. Getting a small pear is purely accidental.