Tell me some jokes

1. One morning my boss called me and asked me why I hadn’t arrived at the company yet. I opened the window and deliberately let the noisy sound come into the phone, saying: We'll be there soon! Talking on the phone while driving can cause an accident. The boss said: Damn girl, I’m calling your landline! 3. The boss of a certain company: I am the leader in the company. Friend: I believe that. But what about at home? Boss: Of course I am the boss too. Friend: What about your wife? Boss: She is the neck. Friend: Then why? Boss: Because if you want to turn your head, you have to obey your neck. 4. Employees of a certain department gathered for a dinner and set up two tables. The hairy crabs on the leader's table are wild and small; the hairy crabs on the employees' table are farmed and large. The leader was very angry, and the office director hurriedly explained: Their table was raised by humans!

5. The manager of a certain company asked his secretary to forward an official document to the boss: Report to the boss that there will be a batch of orders in Europe next month, and I think the company needs to bring someone to have a meeting with them.

The boss briefly signed at the back of the official document: Go a head.

After the manager received it, he immediately instructed his subordinates to buy a plane and plan an itinerary, while he packed his luggage.

On the day of departure, I was stopped by the secretary.

Secretary: What do you want to do?

Manager: Going to Europe for a meeting!

Secretary: Does the boss agree?

Manager: Didn’t the boss tell me to go a head?

Secretary: You have been in the company for so long, don’t you still know your boss’s English proficiency? The boss means to get rid of him!