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To like someone is to play tricks on him.
It's not a pretty face, it seems that the temperament frequency is not consistent enough, and love at first sight will happen. But the story happened.
Soybean is a clever and careful boy. In a group of laughing and slapping people, he can always distinguish the weak and sharp voice of a lazy cat in a noisy environment. That's how he learned about the lazy cat's preferences and temper, and prepared to approach slowly.
This lazy cat once bought a box of strawberries in the supermarket. Unseasonable fruits are always prohibitively expensive. Lazy cats eat them and complain that their living expenses are almost gone. From then on, soybeans also love to buy strawberries. Wash it and share it with colleagues. Lazy cats always eat the most.
Soybeans belong to pragmatism, and it's time to get married and start a family, but lazy cats are a mess of literature and art. I don't know where they can go
Lazy cats like to take two oranges and beg for soybeans to put on their chests. They like to tease soybeans with yellow jokes and accept them one by one, but lazy cats never say they like soybeans. Knowing the mailbox of soybeans, the lazy cat also applied for an unknown secret mailbox and began to flirt with soybeans. Tie two braids on soybeans to make up soybeans. Lazy cats like to walk beside soybeans, but they are not used to holding hands; I am used to looking into the eyes of soybeans, but I am not used to kissing.
The lazy cat thought that Soybean would always be with him, even though he had not responded.
The soybean turned around.
Soybean began to fall in love online and wanted to find a woman who could marry him firmly and return to his family. He just wants to hug someone who belongs to him, someone who belongs to him completely. Lazy cat also belongs to every unknown scenery in the world, belongs to every kind of delicious food that has never been tasted, and soybean can't accompany her to see the world. The lazy cat wants to compromise, and she hears her heart-broken voice of giving up the world; The lazy cat wanted to compromise. She heard her heart breaking when she threw soybeans.
I like it. I just love playing tricks on him, trying to pinch him, trying to see him angry but not treating me like anything.
Lazy cat always thinks that love should be holding hands and kissing freely and doing whatever you want; If you don't love, you should give up and turn around and leave. Then, Lazy Cat never fell in love during college. Lazy cats always think about one thing and another. In college, the lazy cat tests a person's way: can a boy who chases himself refuse to respond to himself for three months? Sure enough, the lazy cat has been single for four years, fooling around with her best friend all day. Eat hot pot on weekends and drink occasionally; Thinking about climbing the mountain, I bought a ticket in the middle of the night and set off; Do everything possible to go on holiday and run around. ...
Lazy cat's eyes want to see all new things, and their desire for stories is comparable to their desire for hot meals. The yearning for love is pure and dramatic, dull but warm.
When you accept all the care and confession of the other party, love often doesn't happen. When you let it happen, it happens. You give, care, worry, think and read, and it will come.
But ah, the lazy cat may still be lost.
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