The composition of the sixth grade graduation party-funny.

AC: students

monitor

idiocy

E: class teacher

The bell is ringing!

A: Start the class, start the class.

Well, class, class, class quickly.

Hello, monitor.

B: Hello, er, I heard that there is a new head teacher in our class, who is still a woman.

A: Whether it's a man or a woman, send her away when she comes.

B: Hmm.

Hey, hello, you two.

Ab: Good morning!

C: You're early. Er, have you heard that there is a new head teacher in our class?

Ab: I know, I know, I already know.

C: Er, it's a woman.

Ab: I know, I know.

Well, why don't we teach her a lesson later? Give her a nickname.

Well, that's good. That's a good idea. What's that nickname?

C: Eh, it's called morning glory.

A: Morning glory is too vulgar, too vulgar, too vulgar.

How's this? Let's call her old hen.

Ah, old hen.

B: Hmm.

A: Bird flu is very serious now. Also, dare to call an old hen.

C: Exactly.

B: That's called, er, why not just call her an old maid.

AC: OK, OK ~ ~ ~

A: This is good, this is good, this is good.

B: That's a good idea. Will you cheer later? (pointing to c)

C: I won't.

B: Then you call (pointing to A).

I don't know, either.

B: Then you won't scream, and neither will she. Who screams?

Captain: Well, yes, the fool will come later. Let him scream.

Uh, good idea, good idea.

A: That's a good idea.

B: Fool, class, class, class.

D: here we are. (dancing lap dance) ~ ~ What are you laughing at? Never seen a handsome guy.

Yeah, yeah, silly.

D: mm-hmm

There is a new head teacher in our class. We nicknamed her an old maid. She will come later. You can scream.

D: I won't.

A: Why?

You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut up.

No, I won't lie to you this time.

BC: Right.

A: Let's scream together.

BC: Mm-hmm.

D: Don't lie to me this time?

Well, yes, I won't lie to you this time Call together.

D: ok, let's call it together.

Hello, I'm the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring and I will influence them with my love. Hello, classmates!

ABCD: Old.

D: virgins are good.

Who said the teacher was an old maid? Please step forward. (ABC, step back together) ~ ~ Students, please stand up.

D: mm-hmm

E: Little classmate, you stand firm.

D: teacher: the ground is uneven.

E: Little classmate, you know what an old maid is.

D: My dad said that people who haven't been treated are called spinsters.

I am confident and patient. Students, please go to the office with the teacher.

D: why?

E: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Really?

E: Really, come on.

Yes, let's eat chocolate.

B: Eh, it's called an old maid, and you still eat chocolate?

C: That's right. I know where we were called, too.

A: Exactly.

E: I'll treat you to chocolate, dove and Di Chin. Eat and eat. You are full. (Come out) I never punish students. Son, you can come out now.

D: Here we are (dancing).

Hey, what's wrong with you? Fool.

Fool, are you all right?

D: the teacher hits people.

ABC: Let's see, let's see.

Well, you are badly hurt, aren't you?

B: Nice fight, right?

Sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you the first lesson and teach you to read a Chinese character. Please read with me and read clearly. Bei ~ ~

ABC: Bei

D: Pei.

E: Bei

ABC: Bei

D: Pei.

E: Please stand up, junior. The teacher thinks your pronunciation is not standard, so I'll teach you alone. Listen carefully, Bay.

D: Pei.

E: The quilt.

D: it's a perfect match.

E: Little classmate, the teacher thinks that your pronunciation is not standard. Maybe there is something wrong with your skull. Teacher, enlighten you. Do you have a bed at home?

D: yes.

E: What's in that bed?

D: sheets.

E: What's on that piece of paper?

My mother.

What's on your mother?

D: my father.

E: What's on your father?

D: no more.

Where's your quilt?

They kicked me under the bed. (e hits d, d jumps back)

E: What kind of student is this? I am so angry. Come here, sit down.

D: ok.

E: Next, the teacher will give you the second lesson. Come on, boys and girls, please stand up.

Why me again?

E: The teacher asked you an arithmetic problem. How much is one plus one?

D: One plus one equals two. Smart?

What are you smart about? What's three plus three?

D: (counting fingers) Three plus three equals six.

E: Well, that's a good answer, young man. But you are too old to break your fingers. Do mental arithmetic, you know? Come on, put your hands in your pants pockets. I'm in. The teacher asks you another question. How much is five plus five?

D: it's equal to eleven.

E: Which one will be equal to 1 1? You take him out to do some calculations. Break your fingers.

D: Why is it equal to ten again?

E: Ten is right.

Teacher, right? I take it as ten, and put it as eleven.

Look, that sister is laughing at you.

D: Sister, you always laugh. What are you laughing at? You can't count eleven in your life?

E: (hitting him) Don't be angry with that sister, she is a silly uncle. Come here, sit down.

D: ok. (dancing thighs)

E: Next, the teacher will give you the third class and connect with you online. Please raise your hand if anyone can answer. Please listen carefully. The first part is: Nantong North Tongzhou, and North Tongzhou can be north and south. Who can answer this question? Okay, you're the only female classmate?

Answer: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop and East Pawnshop are things.

E: Well, that's a good answer. Who else can raise their hands and answer? Little classmate, raise your hand and you can answer. Come on, please stand up and answer.

D: answer what?

E: answer couplets.

D: What couplets?

E: The upper part is Nantong North Tongzhou, and the north and south Tongzhou can be north and south.

D: Boys and girls, boys and girls have boys and girls.

E: rhymes. That's a good answer Please, can the teacher ask you one more question? Fragrant flowers are not red, red flowers are not fragrant, and they are rosy and fragrant.

D: Farts don't stink, farts don't ring, and serial farts stink.

E: Monitor, don't fart.

D: Good man, thank you.

E: Gee, I can't believe this is not difficult for you. Can the teacher ask you one more question? Eat small fish, big fish, scare rice, scare rice to eat, get to the bottom of it.

D: hehe! Your husband presses you, you press the bed, the bed presses the ground, and the ground shakes. (E versus D) I've got it all settled, and you still hit me?

E: what kind of students? I am so angry. Come here, sit down.

Ok (thigh dance)

E: Monitor, look, the celebration is coming. What programs have our class prepared?

B: What we prepare for the teacher is recitation.

E: Let's recite one first.

Ok, first of all, we recited Xiao Chun for the teacher. In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Birds are singing everywhere around me.

But now I remember that night, that storm.

D: A girl became a sister-in-law.

E: (D) You have changed. Will you change?

Why did you hit me?

Who taught you that?

D: the monitor taught me. You hammer, my god, you lied to me again.

E: Come and sit down.

D: (thigh dance) OK.

E: monitor, this one won't work. How about another one?

B: OK, boiled beans and roasted beans.

A: The beans are crying in the kettle.

C: I come from the same root.

D: Brother-in-law is seducing his aunt.

E: Bubble bubble (D).

Why do you keep hitting me?

E: I made a mistake as soon as I arrived at your place? Come here, sit down.

Ok (thigh dance)

E: monitor, this one won't work. How about another one?

B: And a chorus.

E: OK, let's all sing a song.

B: Everybody stand up, get up early in the morning and get ready to sing.

ABCD: Get up early in the morning, and the air is good.

I saw the teacher taking a bath. Two boobs, bouncing and floating in the wind!

E: Piao Piao, look at you still floating.

Why don't you sing?

Why do you always find fault with the teacher?

ABC: Teacher, please stop. The headmaster is coming.

E: here comes the headmaster.

ABC: Run, fool. (End)