A little joke about mental health

1. Who wronged me? Lao Zhang stared at a beautiful girl with long hair in the elevator. Mrs. Zhang was very unhappy. Suddenly, the girl turned around and slapped Lao Zhang and said, "Don't pinch the girl next time!" " "Lao Zhang and his wife got out of the elevator, and Lao Zhang said to his wife," I didn't pinch her! "I know." Mrs. Zhang said, "I'll pinch her." 2. "Forty" is in front of me, I love you! There is a man and a woman eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy glanced at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me or not? The boy finally said: love. The girl asked again, then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan. The boys put forty yuan on the table. Soon ... the girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me? Boys say I have been proved! ! ! Forty is ahead of us.