How many jokes are there?

When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "sweetheart!" " "The patient smiled and said," baby. "

On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's free if it's not sweet!" " "Hungry passerby:" Wow! Great, boss. Have a nice day. "

I will build your happiness, make up for your confusion, yield to your willfulness, and care for you is mine. I am a professional pig farmer! It's not easy. Angry? Ha. Pigs get angry, too, real god pigs!

Hey, almost everyone uses keyboards instead of pens now. In fact, typing with a keyboard will have a strange thing. If you don't believe me, look at your keyboard. There will be a pig hand on it!

There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those who keep at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read information are called stupid pigs, those who laugh are called stupid pigs, those who ignore me are called dead pigs, and those who don't reply to information are not as good as ~ ~ ~

Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

"I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. "Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." The patient replied. "Then how far do you want to see!"

The dog said to the cat with a sad face, archaeologists have found many bones in the master's garden! Kate: This is a new discovery! Why are you so sad? Dog crying: That's my private money!

The company held a meeting and introduced myself: the first said I was CEO, the second said I was CGO, the third said I was CFO, and the last one was very excited: I was UFO.

My wife is looking for clothes. She put on a dress she hadn't worn for a long time and looked in the mirror: Oh, dear! Love jiaozi! Sir: That's stuffing, not leaves.

A village woman went to town for the first time and wanted to go to the toilet. She didn't meet for a long time, so she asked the policeman, Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the mother toilet?

I am lonely without you. When I can't see you, I get lost. I am not qualified to say I love you. I miss you so much, a little too much! I saw you and deeply touched you-the south wind. Hu!