Copywriting of super sand sculpture

The following is the copy of the super sand sculpture I compiled, welcome to read!

1. It's better to chat with you when visiting Taobao. What Taobao pushes is what I want, and what you say is not what I like to hear.

2, the weather is hot, friends who want to play with water can come to my house to wash dishes.

I miss when I was a child, as long as I reached out, I could get the money. I can't do it now, so I have to kneel on the road and reach out.

Just mentioned Rolls-Royce, the cash flow is difficult. Who can borrow Iqiyi members?

5、? It's not that I have questions, but that I think you have questions.

? = What do you mean?

= horizontal groove

Please put on goggles to see me, lest you suddenly fall in love.

6. I have worn the most fashionable clothes, that is, washed and dried.

7. Can you teach me to do my homework? My family lives under the stone at No.0/26, Shell Street, Beechburg, Bikini Beach, Pacific Ocean. My name is Bai Daxing.

When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

9. At night, I secretly asked the magic mirror, "Who is the blackest person in the world?" The magic mirror made a frightened voice: "Who? Who the fuck is talking? ! "

10, I went to the hospital for an interview and saw a piece of paper on your floor, so I picked it up and threw it into the trash can. Unexpectedly, this scene was seen by the interviewer. Now I am a hospital cleaner.

1 1, the spy ran nervously: "Report", and the general barely opened his arms.

12, don't forget to cover the roommate next to you when you wake up at night.

13, I know someone has been waiting for me, waiting to see my jokes. Wait, I have a lot of jokes.

14, don't move Your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, and your movements are all paste.