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Swearing jokes are funny.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny humor space lovelorn
A tree will die if it is not skinned; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
-Tang Jiasan Shao
Domineering, funny, civilized and humorous
I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
-Feng Gong
Domineering, funny, humorous, network
If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny, humorous, domineering, network
Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
-Li Ao
Funny, network, domineering, humorous
Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.
-Zheng
Funny realistic humor philosophy
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny, happy, humorous, youthful and inspirational.
There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.
-Gulong
Happy, funny, sad, lovelorn
Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
-Han Han
Funny, humorous and domineering Han Han
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
-Han Han
Sadness, emotion, life and life
Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.
-Han Han
Domineering, funny, realistic, philosophy
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
-Han Han
Funny Han Han's humorous philosophy
Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.
Assange
Loneliness, inspirational, sad, domineering
I'm sorry to make you laugh.
-Feng Gong
Domineering, funny, spatial, humorous
I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny, lovelorn, humorous and emotional.
When I woke up, it was dark.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny network humor space
I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny, domineering, humorous and happy
The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.
-Zheng
Truth, Funny, Humor, Space
If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
—— Zhou Libo
Funny, humorous, happy, domineering
People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.
Chyi Chin
Humor, humor, emotion and disappointment
Failing in ideological and moral standards is better than not thinking at all.
-Han Han
Funny Han Han humorous youthful inspirational
Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you look illegal.
-Zhao Benshan
Interesting, civilized and philosophical.
People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
-Jing M.Guo
Domineering, Philosophy of Life, Jing M.Guo and Reality
People are not smart and bald like others.
Hu Yifei
Civilized, funny, humorous and inspirational
Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.
-Han Han
Love, emotion, cold and positive.
The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
-Zhang Ailing
Zhang ailing's confession of love and happiness
At least it's a man. He sounds like a little Shenyang.
Hu Yifei
Funny network
What you lost, in fact, never really belonged to you, and you don't have to regret it.
-Yi Shu
Sadness, sadness, happiness and mood
No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.
Degang Guo
interesting
If you choose 45 to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you.
-Feng Gong
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