A man without cleanliness is the cutest.

I still remember that I was about to leave Huadu Campus of Guanger Second Division to have a farewell dinner with Yang Ge.

Yang Ge slipped while picking vegetables, and a piece of meat fell on the table. She was embarrassed to pick it up and eat it, a little embarrassed. So I reached out, picked it up, put it in a bowl, and chewed it.

Young's face turned red on the spot. I grinned and said, nothing. You haven't bitten. My mother said that it's okay to eat without solemnity, and big bacteria eat small bacteria. It's okay. Don't waste it

Then Yang Ge said shyly and cutely: My mother once told me that if any boy is willing to pick up the food you dropped on the table, you can promise to marry him.

I was at a loss at that time, thinking that my fine tradition and good habits of untidiness and wasting food helped me shape a beautiful marriage.

It turns out that what Yin Susu and Zhang Wuji said is true: the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie.

Young hasn't married me yet.

I still remember eating grilled fish with Duan Duan, Liu Yu and Huier two years ago. I suddenly ate a snail. I was so happy that I showed it to them and said, Look! I won the lottery! And vegetables! I ate a snail!

Hearing this, the other three people all changed their faces. They immediately called the waiter and asked him why there were snails.

The waiter apologized awkwardly and admitted that not only our guests had eaten snails, but also others. Maybe the snail was eaten by the fish, but it was not found when the fish was cooked. There was a discount on the last table, but we broke up in discord. They all vowed never to eat grilled fish by the fire again.

But I don't think so. I said, I knew I'd sneak the snail out without telling you. Snails are nothing. Snails can eat, right? Cooked meat, too!

Huier roared: You've had enough!

It suddenly occurred to me that in One Piece, Zhongshan Ji was still a chef in a restaurant at sea. Shan Zhi offended a guest, who deliberately picked up things, put a bug in the soup, and then slandered their restaurant for being unsanitary, causing trouble.

Shan Zhi said flatly: Sorry, I don't know much about bugs, and I don't know why there are bugs.

The guest was so angry that he knocked over the table and all the food spilled on the floor.

Shan Zhi suddenly changed color and said coldly, what if there are bugs? Cann't I eat it if it's clipped open? Do you know how hard it takes to cook this bowl of soup?

The customer said haughtily, what's your attitude? I'm a guest, but I paid for it!

Shan Zhi stared at him and asked, I ask you, can money fill your stomach?

Then Shan Zhi knocked him down with a roundhouse kick. Then he said indifferently: How can we waste food? Challenging the chef at sea is tantamount to suicide. Remember this sentence.

Shan Zhi never hit anyone, because he said that my hands are used to make good food for my friends and won't get dirty.

Shan Zhi is one of my favorite characters in One Piece. He is a cook and a knight. He is a playboy. He likes beautiful women very much, but he is a gentleman. He never hits a woman. His chivalrous spirit is that he would rather die than kick a woman.

Shan Zhi said: Don't feel sorry for the loser casually, it will hurt his self-esteem.

Shan Zhi said: A man is a man who can forgive a woman for lying.

(3) Shan Zhi said: Although it is not enough to die for self-esteem, if you eat something and continue to live, you can see tomorrow.

Shan Zhi said: For me, the hungry are my guests.

Shan Zhi said: Even if a million people blame you, I won't doubt a woman's tears.

I don't like smokers very much, but when Shan Zhi was hit by Enel, the god of empty island, he calmly picked up a cigarette and said, I'm sorry, I just want to borrow a light to light it.

I was conquered by the image of arrogance in an instant. Oh, I'm sorry, it seems to be beside the point.

Last night, I had dinner with Duan Duan, Liu Yu and Huier in Guest II. We ordered a lot of food, and as a result, I ate something. I don't understand why I always eat. Someone once said, I am not afraid to eat a worm, not afraid not to eat a worm, but afraid to eat half a worm.

I ate a hair in plum braised pork, which is a famous Hakka dish. So Liu Yu calmly asked the waiter to come and add tea, and then motioned for me to show it to the waiter, so I showed my hair and the waiter was embarrassed again.

So she said to help us get a new braised pork with plum vegetables, and then she asked me to put my hair back on the plate with braised pork with plum vegetables. I didn't put it, just said, it doesn't matter, and then I flew to the ground with a flick of my hair.

The whole audience was stunned except me, and the waiter immediately squatted on the ground looking for hair. I also began to wonder and said, why do you still want that hair?

Liu Yu said: You are so stupid! That's evidence! Without that hair, how can other chefs believe that there is hair in the dish! Why not put your hair in the rebate meat?

I suddenly realized: Oh, I see, but I think if I put my hair back in the meat, the meat will be polluted.

Beginning and end: you are stupid! The plate was contaminated when you found your hair. If there is no hair, they will repeat the dishes to other guests. If there is hair, they dare not do so and can only throw it away.

It suddenly dawned on me: Oh, I see, but it's a waste to dump it. Such a big plate of meat can actually be eaten after cutting off your hair. It's just hair. It's nothing. The waiter just saw the hair with his own eyes. In that case, it's just a formality. Huier, just pull a hair out of the meat and show it to the chef. Just replace it. We're not lying.

Huier roared: Fuck off!

Food is very precious. If you haven't tried not eating for days and nights, it's hard to imagine what a bowl of rice and a piece of meat symbolize. This is a kind of life.

I can't die if I dump a plate of meat because of one hair.

It seems that when I have dinner with Huier and others in the future, I will eat some things, such as nails, hair, snails, cockroaches, mouse excrement and so on. And I'd better swallow it silently so as not to waste such a good plate of meat.

I'm so cute and clean. Why don't I have a girlfriend? This is a serious problem.

Finally, ease the atmosphere and insert a joke:

Legend has it that there is a difference between freshman, sophomore, sophomore, junior and senior. I want to give this joke to the little fresh meat and sister paper who just went to college to eat in the cafeteria.

Xiao Qiang, who ate the rice plate in her freshman year, immediately became angry, as if she had the momentum to tear down the canteen. She went to the aunt of the canteen and said that she would lose money, and she would never eat in the canteen again.

Sophomore students ate Xiao Qiang in the rice plate, poured the rice a little angrily and bought a new plate.

Junior ate Xiao Qiang in the rice plate and took Xiao Qiang out to continue eating.

In my senior year, I wolfed down my food, but I couldn't find where Xiao Qiang had gone.

How old are you this year?