Cao Cao's jokes about his youngest son.

The joke of Cao Cao and his youngest son is: Cao Cao took his son Cao Chong to visit Liu Bei. Cao Cao went to the door and shouted, "Cao Cao came to visit with his youngest son (grapefruit)!" " Liu Bei: "Oh, come as soon as you come. What fruit do you bring? "

Other funny jokes are:

1, it's said that female drivers are terrible, but it's really not all like this. There are also many female drivers who are good at driving. Take me for example. My husband praised me today. He said: the road is so wide, and there is a brick about 20 cm in the middle. You can press it directly. It's amazing!

2. After returning home, the wife happily said to her husband, "I read my palm today. He said that my second husband was handsome, knowledgeable and considerate. " The husband quickly asked, "Oh? Are you and I getting married for the second time? "

3. When the liberal arts were divided into classes, Xiao Wang got very good grades in science, but he chose liberal arts, so I asked him: Are there many girls in liberal arts? He said: I didn't think so much, just because the canteen is closest to the liberal arts class!

Everyone is talking about picking up the bride. Can I say that my husband came to pick me up with workers and brand-new doors? At the door, we symbolically stuffed a few red envelopes, and then directly pulled down the security door and put it aside. We left, and the workers stayed to install the new door.

5, getting up late destroys the morning, getting up early is a stupid day, so it is still not wonderful!

6. Being poor is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the poor person is me; Poor man, I'm not terrible. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

7. If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

8. I am a self-reflective person. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I was light.

9. Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

10, you never know without a fitness card. It turns out that your laziness can overcome your love of money.