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Write a composition of 350 words at the beginning of the text.
Among countless Chinese characters, I like the word "home" best.
Look! Is the structure of the word "home" unique? Curl the bottom, hook it, curl it, curl it, curl it again, and pinch it on the right side of the hook, doesn't it form a "root"? This "root" is mother. If a family is compared to a big tree, isn't this "root" the mother? In this family, it is my mother who keeps instilling "nutrition" into my father and me, preparing delicious and beautiful clothes for us, so that my father and I can eat well and dress well, and I can't wait to give us all the good things in the world.
Isn't the vertex of the word "home" plus a hijab a huge "crown"? The abbreviation of this "canopy" is dad. In life, my father sheltered us from the wind and rain. When danger came, it was my father who stepped forward. Dad is like the lush crown of a big tree, protecting my mother and me. It is dad who tells us fresh information every day. Dad sheltered us from the wind and rain, while collecting news for us, ensuring that every day at home can breathe the fresh breath of the outside world. This is what I can't understand from my mother and immature mother who are busy taking care of the family all day.
The horizontal line in the middle of the word "home", that is, immature me, is at the most important center. I am like a twig growing on a tree trunk, so delicate that it seems to break when the wind blows. It is precisely because I am a fragile child that my parents take good care of me and regard me as the apple of my eye. I can't help my mother and father give birth. The only thing I can do is to help my parents get bored every day. My efforts were finally in vain, and my family was very happy all day. We have a father to shelter us from the wind and rain, and a mother to feed us. Should we be satisfied with such a happy family?
This seemingly simple word actually contains such a beautiful meaning! Home is a harbor of happiness, and home is the safest and most beautiful place in the world! Among thousands of Chinese characters in Qian Qian, I like the word "home" best. No matter the shape of the word "home" or its profound connotation, I think it is the warmest!
Home is the cell of society. If families can live in harmony every day, our society will be full of vitality. Home needs our support together.
2. (Composition) Requirements: Please take "Happiness" as the topic, start from any of the following paragraphs, and continue to write that happiness is like a cup of light tea. Although you are in it, you must savor it carefully to feel the sweetness.
In a blink of an eye, the day of physical examination is coming. My running performance is not ideal, and of course I am very anxious. So, I began to carry out my training plan: running two laps after school every day.
This seemingly simple plan is not easy to implement. Because there is too little exercise at ordinary times, it will definitely be uncomfortable to increase the amount of exercise at once: cough, headache and aches all over.
So I began to back down. After school, I went to the playground and saw my father waiting there at a glance.
Reluctantly, I went over to tell him what I thought, but I swallowed back. Because I know that a "stubborn" father is impossible.
I had to walk to the starting line and take a deep breath to get rid of my depression. "Ready to run!" Father said very seriously.
I rushed out of the starting line and ran towards the slender end. The first 100 meter was smooth, but after running around the corner, all kinds of pains came up.
I tried to adjust myself, but unfortunately, instead of adjusting well, I added another trouble: insufficient oxygen supply. As a result, my brain swelled and my legs became soft, which naturally slowed down a lot.
"run! Quick! " My father's urging came to my ears like a military order. As long as I am smart, I will speed up.
But I still complain in my heart: hum! I'm so tired, let me run! However, if you want to do it, you will eventually speed up. When I insisted on running 600 meters, I realized it was time to sprint. I took a deep breath and tried to speed up, but my legs were like lead water, no matter how hard I tried.
I shook my head and thought, this is over! Just as I was about to give up, a fat figure suddenly flashed in front of me. What? It's the father.
I saw him wave to me and motioned me to catch up with him, so he ran away quickly. I gritted my teeth and ran towards him, getting closer and closer.
Finally, I ran behind him and followed him. I stared at my father's figure, and this ordinary figure suddenly stood up.
This figure seems to be a navigation light on the rough sea, which brings me hope; This figure seems to be a road sign in the depths of the jungle, which brings me confidence; This figure seems to be a clear spring in the boundless desert, which brings me motivation. Under the guidance of this figure, I forgot the pain, forgot the resentment, and finally rushed to the finish line, rushed to the finish line I had been longing for for for a long time.
When I was resting, several heavy coughs knocked into my heart. When I looked back, it turned out that my father had caught a cold because he had just run too fast.
I realized that my father had been working all day and was dragging his tired body to lead me. A warm current filled my whole body.
I close my eyes and savor. Oh! This is the warm current of happiness! I stood quietly, savoring and melting together in this warm current ... What is happiness? Happiness is not as grand as mountains and seas, but it is warm and beautiful.
As long as you savor it carefully, happiness is around you. Deep in the forest, there lived a rabbit family, including father, mother, sister and brother. An ordinary family staged a warm, sweet and colorful life. The wind blows and rushes away with the fragrance of flowers. The sun flies here, and the trees sing and dance here. Whenever the sun climbs up the branches, Grandpa Rabbit, Sister Rabbit and Brother Rabbit will always be immersed in dreams, and their noses will smell attractive. Somehow, they suddenly felt hungry. The greedy rabbit sister is always the first to rush forward and devour, complaining while eating, "I'm too full, I can't eat any more!" " Father rabbit and mother rabbit smiled at each other. It's not hard to see a restless rabbit.
He is too naughty. Look at his large-scale movements and careless words, which really makes people love and hate.
He is the rabbit brother of sunshine. Father rabbit and mother rabbit love their children the most.
It's scary to watch Brother Rabbit do dangerous actions every day. Sister rabbit is too addicted to books to remind her to protect her eyes. Looking at this family seems to remind me of something-it's like my home! Unfortunate families have their own hardships, and happy families are all similar.
Although my family is ordinary, happiness often comes from ordinary. We should cherish the happiness at our fingertips.
Happiness is negative, as long as it is not painful. Isn't it? -Inscription Happiness really exists around us.
I used to stubbornly think that it was not, and I often lamented in frustration: I didn't forget happiness, but happiness forgot me. Unfortunately, setbacks, difficulties, pains, bumps.
I gritted my teeth and insisted silently, but I secretly complained: God is so unfair. The goddess of happiness always forgets to perform her duty of "equality for all" and secretly sleeps late. Even in order to find the so-called happiness, regardless of the sweat, tears and cuts that have flowed, I look at the mountains in front of me.
It was not until I saw the sea behind the mountain and inadvertently opened my pocket that I found happiness around me in danger. Recommend a short story about happiness. I feel deeply every time I look at it. Seeing the following story happened to be a topic related to happiness, so I remembered it.
A puppy is happy to see the small animals in the forest every day, but it can't find its own happiness. So it asked his mother, what is happiness? Mother dog smiled and said, "silly child, happiness is your tail."
Since then, the puppy has always tried to bite its tail. However, many days passed, but it found that it could only turn in the same place every day.
Very distressed. The dog asked, "Mom, why do I work so hard and still can't catch happiness?" Mother dog said, "Son, aren't you very happy these days?" The dog said, "I don't know what happiness is, but I am very happy."
Mother dog said, "Son, this is happiness." Happiness is like a puppy's tail. I can't catch it when I want to.
However, when you walk forward happily, hold your head high and turn around inadvertently, only to find that happiness is obediently following behind you. In fact, it is very easy to have happiness. As long as you have a happy and grateful heart, you can catch the happy little tail all the time inadvertently.
3. China and I have a Chinese composition of 350 words. It is a country standing in the East and has a prosperous civilization of 5,000 years.
Cang Xie's Oracle Bone Inscriptions has existed since the Yellow Emperor, which marks the lifeblood of history. Since then, China people have a way to express their thoughts, which is no longer barbarism, but the blood of a nation. With written language, human beings have a soul.
Language is the essence of a country. With it, history will shine. Knocking on the door of language, from babbling in childhood to "never coming back" for junior high school students today.
Every footprint is my growing footprint. I remember when I was in the first grade, my teacher asked me to recite Wang Changling's song Ode to Goose, "Goose, Goose, Goose, Xiang Tiange in crookneck".
"I haven't finished reciting it, but it caused a burst of laughter. The teacher frowned discontentedly and said, "How to change ancient poems? So China hasn't screwed up yet? "My face turned red in an instant, and I vowed to standardize the language! At that time, I planted a small seed in my heart.
However, in the sixth grade, facing the double pressure of entrance examination and graduation, I face piles of papers every day. What should I do? It seems that we can only work hard on our homework. As a result, I was invited to the office by the Chinese teacher the next morning.
"xxx, why don't you do it? There are many typos, and this sunrise word is wrong again ... "China's Chinese characters are connected by one stroke, without the elegance of English and the recent thinking of Russian. If you make a mistake, you will make a joke. Chinese characters are profound and profound, and Chinese is heroic and affectionate.
Chinese is like a tightly wound Chinese knot, which firmly unites the main bodies of 56 ethnic groups and standardizes them, which is equivalent to standardizing the majesty of the whole nation. Write civilized words in Mandarin and be a civilized person.
With these, I believe that the future of the Chinese nation is bright.
4.350~400 words composition with language as the topic In our life, language is essential. The common language in China is Mandarin. China is a populous country with many languages, nationalities and dialects. Popularizing Putonghua is conducive to promoting exchanges between various ethnic groups and regions, safeguarding national unity and enhancing the cohesion of the Chinese nation. This shows the importance of Putonghua in our life.
I remember one time. It was a sunny day, and Grandpa Sun smiled. Her bright smile makes the whole earth light up slowly. I got a breath of fresh air as soon as I got up. Good morning, how refreshing!
It suddenly occurred to me that I asked my grandmother to go to my aunt's house alone, and she agreed. Then, I went to my aunt's house alone in a good mood.
When I came to my aunt's house, I saw my cousin still sleeping like a lazy pig, and then I watched TV by myself. After a while, dry grandma called me and said, "Jiao Jiao, the ball was violated!" " Because I have been speaking Mandarin for a long time and forgot the dialect of our hometown, I heard "I can't find the softball". Then I started looking for softball. Then my cousin woke up and asked me what I was doing. I said, "Find softball!" "We don't have softball at home!" Then my cousin went to ask dry grandma. It was dry grandma who invited me to breakfast! Hey! How stupid I am! Then I went to have breakfast. At noon, dry grandma is boiling water, and I am playing with my cousin. Later, dry grandma said: "Jiao Jiao, save the four lakes!" Hearing this, I hurried to the warehouse. Like a rabbit, I took the most tender and fresh radish and handed it to dry grandma. At this time, the cousin on the side asked inexplicably, "What are you doing with a radish?" I said, "Didn't dry grandma tell me to take the radish?" "What she wants you to take is a hot water kettle." "Ah!" I let out a scream, "My God! I heard wrong! Hey! " The cousin standing by smiled and turned red, like a big red apple. Dry grandma seemed to understand but didn't, so she laughed with her cousin. It seems that I will ask my cousin to be a translator when I go to menstruation's house in the future!
Speaking Mandarin well is convenient for you, me and him. If you don't learn Mandarin well, it will be difficult for you to communicate with others. In my opinion, Mandarin will not be too far away from us, and it is no longer strange. You have to know: "All countries have the same voice, and all people are United!" Therefore, we primary school students must start from me, learn and speak Mandarin well, and build our rich and powerful country!
Please write a composition on the topic of Chinese characters I want to tell you. After this activity, my knowledge of Chinese characters has greatly increased. For example, I know that Oracle Bone Inscriptions was discovered by Wang in Guangxu period of Qing Dynasty. Bian Xiao was very popular in the Qin Dynasty. Besides, I am very interested in the content of Chinese characters, such as homophonic jokes, couplets, homophonic xiehouyu and crossword puzzles.
In my eyes, Chinese characters are not rigid symbols. In my opinion, every Chinese character has a story, a picture and a history. Learning Chinese characters is approaching the long history of the Chinese nation and touching the pulse that beat more than two thousand years ago.
Moreover, I think Chinese characters can't be abandoned by the world, because some people think that society has entered science and technology, and any word you want can be typed by computer, so you don't have to make great efforts to learn Chinese characters, and Chinese characters are out of date. And I think: Chinese characters are priceless treasures handed down from ancient times to the present, and they are unique calligraphy treasures of the Chinese nation. Abandoning Chinese characters is tantamount to killing the historical life of Chinese characters for more than two thousand years.
Through Chinese characters, our descendants all know the Millennium situation of China and the profound connotation of the Oriental Dragon. Here, I want to say to you: "We should love Chinese characters and let them continue to spread, not let them be lost. So be sure to study hard and let Chinese characters set a better record! "
6. I have written 400 words of Chinese composition, and I am often moved by the square characters in front of me. They are like a group of lively and lovely children joking and frolicking on paper, and they are like beautiful flowers to please your eyes. At this time, I really can't bear to frame them in the grid. I really want them to leave the grid to stretch and enjoy their happiness freely.
Really, they are not rigid symbols, but elves with unique personalities. You see, every word has a different charm. The word "sun" makes you feel heat and strength, while "moon" shines with beautiful brilliance. The word "light" makes people feel floating, while the word "heavy" is heavy at first sight. The word "laugh" makes people happy, and the word "cry" looks like tears. "Frost" seems to send out a chill. As soon as the word "deep" appears, you seem to have entered a forest or a quiet courtyard. When you write the word "man", you can't help but feel awe and wonder at the creation of "heaven" and "earth". These invisible pictures, the wonderful combination of horizontal and vertical contours, are so close to human temperament. They instantly enter the imagination and then flow out of it, leaving only endless aftertaste in the memory. What lovely elves these are! In the calligrapher's pen, they can produce endless changes, or they are as tall and straight as mountains, as clear as streams, as vast as the sea, or as slippery as grease. They themselves have a power of wisdom, an imaginary world where you can fly and gallop freely. In the ancient long river of mankind, which nation has such a rich calligraphy treasure of the Chinese nation?
Why is the Chinese nation a nation of poetry? These beautiful and charming words were born to bring the spirituality of poetry to those who use them. Looking at these single words with colors, sounds and smells, how can you not arouse your emotions when mobilizing these languages? There are a few poets in the west who are pursuing "playing with words", but how can they find the charm of "playing with words" from the combination of 26 letters! Only China's Chinese characters, tens of thousands of different glyphs, hundreds of thousands and millions of wonderful combinations, are enough to produce the happiness of sending words, and even seek the imagination of human thinking and senses beyond semantics in that kind of words! China's Chinese characters are the crystallization of high-intensity understanding, which will certainly train people's understanding.
Perhaps, this is a bit sad. It is said that training that emphasizes understanding will affect science and rationality. So, is it because there is no time change in China Chinese characters that affects people's concept of time? Is it because Chinese characters have created so many different kinship terms that China has endless red tape? How wonderful it is that these Chinese characters are actually related to the habits of a nation!
In the world of words, China's Chinese characters are really unusual. Its creative opportunities show China people's different civilization traditions and ways of perceiving the world. However, it is powerful and self-contained. It has cultivated the culture of Chinese characters for 5,000 years and maintained the existence of a unified country. No matter how many different languages and dialects are spoken in this oriental land, the charm of this Chinese character has become the chief conductor of the symphony orchestra!
Facing the leap of science, people are lamenting the backwardness of China's technology, trying to get rid of the gap with the world brought by this hieroglyph in confusion, and thus issued a cry of Chinese Pinyin that shocked the soul. Yes, this name has stirred my blood, but Don Quixote's attack on windmills is a bit naive. China's Chinese characters have proved their existence value with their magnificent vitality. It was the computer that accepted Chinese characters, not the computer that changed them. In the complex state of mind when science reached its peak, it was phonography who needed to be recreated constantly, and even became unbearable. On the contrary, China's Chinese characters are full of youth, and it is easy to form new concepts and terms with the original vocabulary. Really, China's square characters can digest all kinds of foreign new creations, because it has an ocean of words. After people are familiar with this writing method, the new combination that can be sought and the world created are so vast and simple.
I am a descendant of the Chinese people and grew up drinking water from the Yangtze River. Perhaps, I like to praise my own things as much as other nationalities. Didn't lomonosov of Russia praise the Russian language in poetic language? But I am not a blind defender of tradition, I only advocate the creation of human civilization. After I became familiar with some western literature, I was more and more surprised by China's unparalleled creation of Chinese characters.
Ah! It's like walking under the starry sky on a summer night, fascinated by the magnificent scenery. I really love China Chinese characters, which I rely on for my thinking and communication, and I am shocked by its regenerative vitality and peculiar charm. I think, in the long river of human history, this kind of writing will be cherished and loved by the world more and more.
Compatriots and friends who use Chinese characters, please develop and enrich it! History and civilization are looking at us with new eyes!
7. Write a composition on the topic of "Chinese characters" in the fifth grade. I love your Chinese characters. When I was learning beautiful Chinese characters, I was surprised to find that there were many homophones and polyphones in Chinese characters.
Although some words are homophones, they look different. For example: fen and fen, both of which have the same pronunciation, but they really look different.
Jun Jun and the army. These two Chinese characters are quite different in appearance and meaning. Chinese characters also have magical places. Many Chinese characters are exactly the same, but there are many pronunciations, and each pronunciation has a different usage and meaning.
The first polyphonic word I know is "le". There is one thing I like very much since I was a child, and that is Yue Yue, and I like it very much, and that is my name, Bao, Le Le, and the meaning of Le. When I was a child, someone called my name Lele Yue Yue and made a joke.
It is amazing that there are so many homophones and homophones in beautiful Chinese characters. We must study hard.
8. The story of me and Chinese characters is 400 words, which is written in three paragraphs. The first paragraph talks about the benefits of Chinese characters, and the second paragraph talks about me and Chinese characters.
When I was very young, I heard such a short story from my father. Once upon a time, a man accidentally threw an axe while chopping wood on the mountain, hurting passers-by, and then the injured died after treatment. The family of the deceased complained to the yamen. The defendant panicked and hurriedly wrote a statement: one day, he cut wood too hard and hurt someone with an axe. As soon as the government saw it, it sentenced the man to death (intentional homicide). Fortunately, the inspectors who patrolled here found something unusual, so they were exempted from the death penalty for "dereliction of duty" and were sent to the border for exile for three years before returning to their hometown. It can be seen that the difference between a word and a life is lost. Chinese characters are really amazing and interesting!
Speaking of Chinese characters, I can't help but think of the time when I discussed Chinese characters with my father. Once, my father said to me, "Yanzi, let me ask you something." Have you learned? " Immediately wrote on the paper, the family, Xu, E, Rong. Yo! I bit my finger, which stumped me. Dad smiled at me, and his smile made me feel embarrassed. Dad put away his smile: "Then I will tell you that this word is pronounced Shu, this word is pronounced Xu, this word is pronounced Wu, and this word is pronounced Rong." Tell you the truth, dad gave you a short formula: point out that Xu is horizontal, Wu is hollow and the cross is. ""so that's it! " I smiled happily.
Chinese characters, I deal with them every day. It is also my good friend, and I had many interesting stories with it when I was growing up. So when we write, we must write square Chinese characters; To be a man, you should be a decent person in China.
9.300-word composition praising Chinese characters has become a natural thing for China people to love literature. In ancient times, it was said that famous literati descended to earth as satellites, and the paper they used on weekdays should be respectfully taken to the "paper-respecting pavilion" and burned.
When I was a child, I often heard my parents tell me not to step on the newspaper or use paper to cushion my seat, for fear of insulting the imperial edict. Chinese characters are creatures. Chinese characters have their origins, evolution and life forms, and cannot be changed at will.
From Oracle Bone Inscriptions, bronze inscriptions, official script to regular script, China's characters have experienced a long life and become the easiest to write and recognize. For example, the word "horse" originally appeared in the form of pictograms, but it is impossible to draw the appearance of "horse" every time you write it.
However, the ancients tried their best to convey the meaning of words. After thousands of years of simplification, the characters have naturally become stereotyped and become a style with profound meaning. This is like a living individual, absorbing the essence of ancient culture and evolving into a universal appearance.
Someone once compared traditional Chinese characters with simplified Chinese characters, and found that although traditional Chinese characters have many strokes and are difficult to write, they are highly recognizable and can understand the meaning from a distance. Although simplified Chinese characters have few strokes, it is not easy to understand the meaning of words after entering the eye. On the contrary, it takes more time to interpret them, which has caused obstacles and inconveniences, and it is just the old saying that "haste makes waste".
Because hieroglyphics are not like pinyin, they will lose their pronunciation and pronunciation because of the evolution of the times, resulting in the problem that ancient and modern texts and meanings are unreasonable; Therefore, Chinese characters are endowed with unique advantages, and their meanings can be preserved for thousands of years. Among the three ancient Chinese characters in the world, Babylonian cuneiform and Egyptian hieroglyphics (sacred characters) once shone brilliantly on the historical stage, but now they have entered museums one after another and can only be mourned by future generations.
Only the Chinese characters of the Chinese nation, after more than 3,000 years of wind and rain, are now striding towards the world stage with the majestic posture of being old and strong! Chinese characters have been handed down by the immortals in China, and they all have the traditional feeling of "reading only is high" more or less. Such a profound cultural admiration is not born out of thin air.
Just like Prometheus falling from the sky and stealing fire in Greek mythology, there are also records in ancient times that "Cang Jie made words, it rained millet, and ghosts cried at night". Legend has it that Cang Xie was a historian of the Yellow Emperor. He has four eyes and seems to see different levels and deeper meanings of things. He is a demigod.
It is said that writing was brought to the world from heaven by Cang Xie. Cang Xie sent a message on earth, and God was happy and blessed, and millet was dropped to show the celebration of the world; The evil monster knows that human beings have words and wisdom, and can no longer fool and manipulate human beings. They were jealous and sad, and cried all night! Words inspire wisdom, can the devil not be afraid? Despite these myths, Chinese characters do have profound and magical connotations.
For example, the word "person", the word "person" in regular script, and Oracle Bone Inscriptions three thousand years ago are all simple two paintings, and there is no change. It's just that Oracle Bone Inscriptions looks like a real person: hands hanging over his chest, bent over.
This shows China's "philosophy of life". People are the most complicated, and even painters will lament that it is easier to draw ghosts than people.
Everything in the world is really complicated, but is life really that complicated? Two simple paintings, isn't life? No matter how complicated the problem is, isn't it easier to bend over and give gifts? From these two simple paintings, we may be able to realize and understand more hidden truths, but what can we see from "people"? I'm afraid I can't see anything with an electron microscope! The profound and wonderful Chinese characters He Helin's speech on Chinese characters explains the preciousness and significance of Chinese characters in a simple way with vivid and interesting stories and examples. Chinese characters are the only ideographic characters nowadays, and each painting contains rich information, which integrates the social development, economic activities and cultural trends of thought at that time into the meaning of fonts. No wonder researchers have the sigh that "Chinese characters are museums"! China's Chinese characters are a bridge between China culture and exquisite works of art.
As a native of Taiwan Province Province, how lucky I am to inherit the writing form of traditional Chinese characters in China. With such a precious cultural treasure, people with lofty ideals who care about culture and education are expected to participate in it and understand the beauty of Chinese characters.
Walking into Chinese characters is like walking into a museum of China culture, which is enough to make people admire and linger! . cn/bbs/showthread? Postid= 1578 There is a legend about the origin of Chinese characters. Ancient books in China all say that Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. It is said that Cang Xie saw a strange-looking god, and the cave looked like a painted picture. Cang Xie painted his own image and created words.
Some ancient books say that after Cang Xie created the characters, he let the cat out of the bag, the sky fell, and ghosts and gods cried every night. There is also a legend that Cang Xie observed the footprints of birds and animals printed on the mud, which aroused his paranormal feeling of reading ci.
This rumor is not reliable. Writing is the need of the broad masses of people to live realistically, and it has been gradually enriched and developed after a long period of social practice.
1autumn of 954 to1summer of 957, ancient laborers in China excavated Banpo site (now north of banpo village, the eastern suburb of Xi city) for many times, and found that as early as 6,000 years ago, people in the left and right Banpo created illegal symbols, paintings, sculptures and decorations with literary nature in their long-term life and production practice. The carved symbols of Banpo people are mostly left on painted pottery, which can be regarded as original Chinese characters.
In recent years, a number of tombs and tombs (more than 4,500 years ago) have been found in a site in the late Dawenkou culture of Lingyang River in Juxian County, Shandong Province, and a large number of cultural relics have been unearthed. On some ceramic statues, a word like a picture is engraved, and more than one word 10 has been found.
These characters are drawn according to the shape of objects, so they are called "hieroglyphics". The structure of characters is similar to hieroglyphics in Oracle Bone Inscriptions, but it predates Oracle Bone Inscriptions by 1000 years.
So "Pictograph" is the earliest written language in China, which has the characteristics of written language. There are three main ways to form Chinese characters: pictographic method, which is the earliest way to form Chinese characters.
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