Ask a Chinese homophonic joke, not too long, but not too short. Must be funny, can give 20, hurry! Must adopt! ! ! ! ! ! !

1。 If you want me dead, I have to die.

Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. . . Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

2。 sika deer

During the festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer, you see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

3。 Lifelong driving ban

Today, in the driving school theory class, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life."

A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?" Everyone laughed their heads off. ...

4。 Coffin manufacturer

On his deathbed, Grandpa called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, this world ... is so good to be an official!" " The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers grandpa's words before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village.

5。 express

A woman came to a man's house to play, and the woman teased the man and said, if you have a piece of land, I will marry you. Then the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, sir, there is a courier for you!