Translate a joke into English

That day, a strange cowboy came to a small town The cowboy seems to be very tired when riding a horse. In a bar, he stopped. He set up a post at the street corner in front of a bar and walked into it. Cowboys don't know that there are thieves stealing strange things in this town. Drinking wine, the cowboy walked out of the bar and found his horse missing. He quietly returned to the bar and pulled out a pistol from his pocket in front of everyone. There was a sudden commotion in the quiet bar. The cowboy looked at everyone with wide eyes. Just like the cowboy star in the movie, throw those cool pistols into the air and grab them neatly.

Then he smiled coldly and shot the ceiling with a bang. "Which one of you bastards stole my horse?" The cowboy roared loudly.

No one answered.

"Well, I have a glass of beer. After this drink, if I hadn't been the horse that reappeared in the bar, I would have had this problem solved on the way to Texas. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you don't force me, because that would be embarrassing. "

Several people stood outside the bar in horror. The cowboy drinks wine and walks to the door of the bar. The bartender and some bold people followed him out. Oh, thank God, the horse is tied to a telephone pole. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief The cowboy saddled up and was ready to leave town.

The bartender in the bar stood in front of the cowboy and asked loudly, "Boy, can you tell me how Texas handles this problem correctly before you go in?"

The cowboy bartender turned around and said, "Walk home."