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Qi 'an cat reads classical Chinese.

Qi Yan's livestock and a cat are very strange, and they are called "tiger cats". The guest said, "A tiger is sincere and fierce, unlike a dragon god. Please change your name to Totoro. " Another guest said: "The dragon is solid to the tiger, and the dragon's ascension to heaven must be a cloud. What is a cloud better than a dragon? " Let's call it' cloud'. "Another guest said," Clouds cover the sky and the wind suddenly dissipates. Clouds are no match for the wind. Please rename it "Wind". "Another guest said," when the wind comes, a wall is built on the screen. The wind is like a wall! The name is' wall cat'. " Another guest said, "Although the wall is solid, like a mouse hole, but the wall is too thick, the wall is like a mouse! "That is also called' mouse cat'." Grandpa Dongli scoffed and said, "Hey! Rath is a real cat, and cats are cat ears. Why does Hu Weiwei lose its authenticity? "

(Selected from Ying Xie Lu)

Note 1 Liu Yuanqing: a philosopher, educator and writer in Ming Dynasty. He is the author of Xie Ying Lu, a collection of jokes. ② Qi Yan: First name. (3) Shang: sublime, meaning transcendence. ④ (pǐ): collapse, collapse. ⑤ Father-in-law Dongli: Father-in-law, old man. Father-in-law Dongli is a figure under the guise of the author.

18. Explain the words added in the following sentences. (4 points)

(1) Self-strangeness () (2) Hu Chengmeng ()

(3) Clouds cover the sky () (4) Please change your name to "Feng" ()

19. Write the meaning of the following sentences in modern Chinese. (2 points)

The dragon is fixed in the tiger, and the dragon will float in the sky. What is a cloud better than a dragon?

20. What did my father-in-law Dongli tell us? (2 points)

The answer to reading the cat number: Fuqing Chinese Education Network.

18.( 1) Feel strange (as strange as ..., feel strange) (2) Really, actually (3) Cover up (4) Change (4 points for each event, 1 minute).

19. Dragons are as magical as tigers, but they must float in the clouds, and Buron is better than that. (2 points, meaning right)

20. That's what happened. Pay attention to their essence and don't lose their authenticity. The same is true of treating people.

(2 points, meaning right)