Selected military training jokes

Military training is listening to the instructors show various 12 1. . . ? Our instructor: "Ah 2 1, Ah 2 1. . . "

The instructor in front of the phalanx said, "Keep your head straight, your neck straight and your mouth shut. Don't let me see your teeth unless they are white. " (poof)? Is this a regional difference? -rows in the south and rows in the north. ...

Our phalanx is all girls, and the last two phalanxes are mixed, but they practice better than us. Can military training also use the sentence that men and women are United and not tired? . . Our instructor watched eagerly and then trained us crazily. Every day, he always says a word → _→ to sum up, everyone's training in the morning/afternoon is very good (in fact, mmp in his heart). The instructor didn't give us a rest because we didn't train well. "Turn left," he said. "Look at the square of men and women next to him and lose your handkerchief." "Look to the right," he said. . . . After reading it, continue "March in haste". . .

Instructor's comment: "Your training is very good, at least your attitude is correct. Didn't you hear the girls complaining about being tired? Then a little girl ran outside the fence, stopped behind the instructor and shouted, Ah ~ ~! " (-_-//little sister, do you mind? )

It gives me the feeling that I went to college and was actually a school amplifier? Our campus is really a little old. . . )

Every time I listen to the student union's summary, I can't hear a lot of words clearly, only the last sentence-"Do you understand?" ╭(·`)╮？ ! ? –——