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Who has the lyrics of Huang Hui's Dust of Yue Opera? The more the better!

Zhou She: Suddenly the peony blossoms and the soul flies for nine days. I picked thousands of beautiful flowers, none of which were as beautiful as the two sisters. I can't wait. I hate that I can't hold it in my arms right away. Famous flowers should be planted in famous gardens so that I can arrange them skillfully.

Zhao: The erotic picture reveals the mystery, and the dude plays the gentleman. He pretended to be gentle in the romantic field, and I played him half-truths.

Zhou She: My sister is the goddess of the moon, and hibiscus is the first fragrance among flowers. Deep admiration and deep nostalgia hold my heart in my sleep. Now Riter will have a bosom friend in the capital of song dynasty, and he is willing to stay with him from now on.

Zhao: This is not an ordinary jar of honey. It is the most precious honey in Yichun Garden. Ordinary people can't use it, only those extraordinary people can taste it. Congratulations on your marriage. I am fortunate to taste this sweetness.

Song: Why do we make fun of each other when we meet unexpectedly?

Zhao: It is predestined that someone eats sweet, and it is as sweet as honey from now on.

Song: He forced honey to swallow her throat, which made people worry and pity.

Zhao: Sweet vinegar and honey are a natural couple.

Zhou She: One is that a prickly rose pricks your hand too much; One is charming peony tenderness. If you prick your hand, avoid it and hook it gently and slowly. As long as the beauty can get it, I won't be ashamed to eat honey and drink vinegar.

Song Zhangyin: January is like glue, and the rain and dew moisten the heart. I would like to wear a red belt early and love him forever.

Zhou She: Money makes the mare go; Love bags are called flowers. A few tricks, peony in the garden is charming for me.

Ann Shi Xiu: You forget that three years of love is as sweet as honey; You forget that two hearts are like paint. Although the scholar in white is poor, Qingyun can finally climb the ladder.

Song Zhang Yin: When, when and when will you climb up? Time makes people grow old mercilessly, youth is limited, and they can't afford to wait. I will keep endless friendship in mind and cherish my heart as much as possible. It's not that quotations are ruthless, but that the dust is too bitter.

Zhao: Although the dust is bitter and sad, it can't be removed by chaos. What's your real affection for a playboy? How can a lady tolerate a prostitute? How to plant willows on the roadside in the imperial garden? Look at my sister who got married in a hurry. Which good work deserves sympathy? More infatuated daughters are abandoned; Many fickle people have formed bad habits. Collar! Oh, dear! Collar! Think carefully before and after marriage, and don't be impulsive and hurt yourself when you meet people.

Song Zhangyin: He loves me as deep as the sea; He is gentle and considerate to me. At night he fanned the whole hairpin for me; He made me laugh and talk about the sky. He made me jump out of the dust. He made me feel like a spring breeze. Why not love such a person? How can such a person push away? Sister! Being rich is not a crime, but being affectionate is the most precious thing. A thousand dollars and a promise of marriage,

Zhao: He is a heartless man.

Zhao: Poor dusty woman, the road to beauty is full of thorns. The giants destroyed the dance floor, and there was much ridicule and contempt at home. Waiting to marry a scholar, afraid to learn from Wang Kui; Marry a businessman, I'm afraid I don't care about love but profit. Where can we be intimate? I am really worried to the end. Pick and choose thousands of times, and I can't find a husband and wife to fly together. Collar! If you don't listen to good advice, get married in a hurry, for fear that you will fall into the Black Sea, stutter and beat your chest, and it's too late to regret it.

Zhou She: The big red sedan chair goes in front, followed by a big horse. Luxury ostentation and extravagance to marry a fireworks girl, if anyone knows, Uncle Zhou will lose face. It's not appropriate to think from left to right, but I have a clever plan in mind. I lied when I got married, and I was cruel when I got married.

Song Zhangyin: Join hands to enjoy the scenery all the way; This trip is full of joy. Homecoming birds flock together, as if you and I were one. Single-minded knot, single-minded knot, may husband and wife be blind date forever. Stubborn feet are lonely, and their feet ache and twitch. It doesn't matter if there is no drum music; The bearers were not sad when they left. As long as Lang Jun has a good impression, Zhang Yin is willing to go. I like to step into the house diligently. Why is it so cold and cheerless that I can't see the guests attending the wedding? Mr Lang Jun, thank you for your originality in welcoming new friends. I want to say surprise, but I doubt it. I was so nervous that I entered the door three times.

Last line

Zhao (singing): Driving a long car and riding a fine horse, I went to meet the jackal, facing the strong wind and the fierce cold rain, and my morale was high, which stopped the financial frenzy. When she meets my fairy, she will suffer. Don't bully her Fight poison with poison. Let's meet the demons to see who is strong and full of energy, and prepare for the first world war, and call him a thief, Zhou Sheren, to overturn the horse.

(Bai) Tong Er: Sister, you are the most beautiful flower fox I have ever seen.

Zhao: What about a pervert?

Tong Er: Don't talk about Zhou She, a pervert. My baby deer has fallen down.

Zhao: loquacious, remember everything I said.

Tong Er: Remember, remember.

Zhao: As long as anyone touches the things in this carriage, tell Xianggong immediately.

Tong Er: Don't worry, sister, as long as I am here, I can't go wrong.

Zhao: Then I'll go.

Xiao Er: Yes. . . . . . hum

Zhao: Brother Xiao, please tell Uncle Zhou that his old friend has come.

Xiao er: OK, OK, fairies come down, fairies come down, hey, uncle, fairies come down. . .

Zhou She: Oh, what a beautiful fairy?

Xiao er: grandpa, fairy! Coming.

Zhou She: Is the fairy there?

Xiao er: coming!

Zhou She: Where is it? Where is the fairy?

Xiao er: Agriculture. . . Here it is! Zhou She: Where is it? )

Zhou She: What are you doing here?

Zhao: Why, Grandpa doesn't welcome guests?

Zhou She: Ah, ah. . . It turns out that Sister Pan Er is here, so why not welcome her? Sister Pan Er, please sit down, please sit down, Xiao Er, Xiao Er.

Sister is coming here?

Zhao: Oh, I came to see my uncle specially.

Zhou She: Come to me?

Zhao: I've been madly in love with you since we met by the lake on March 3rd.

Zhou She: Loyal to me? Ha ha ha ha. . . Sister Pan Er, you are so funny. How can a jackal like me get into Sister Pan Er's eyes? If I'm right, my sister is here as a guide. . . Vengeant

Zhao: Yes, I'm here for revenge. I'm here for revenge.

Zhou She: Hatred?

Zhao: Uncle Zhou, am I beautiful?

Zhou She: Ah, ah. . . beautiful

Zhao: Really?

Zhou She: I told a hundred lies, and this sentence is the complete truth.

Zhao: Which is more beautiful than Song?

Zhou She: Of course you are.

Zhao: Then why did you marry her instead of me?

Zhou She: Sister Pan Er, I have fallen in love with you for a long time.

Zhao: You are the enemy.

(Singing) Scold Zhou She's children and let me down (Zhou She: alas). The lake has visited you several times, but you can always understand your daughter's thoughts (Zhou She: I know). Who knows that I went out for a few days to meet a guest, and when I came back, I was shocked to hear you talking about marriage. I chose the bride instead of me, and the right person became a flower in the mirror, so I took the trouble to break up your marriage. I was also called a villain, but you enjoyed it.

Zhou She (singing): It's hard to say whether it's true or not. If I want to believe her, I'm afraid I'll fall into a trap. If I don't believe her, it's itchy and hard. If I make a wrong move, I will be fooled. I'd better be careful and not be impatient. Thank you for your sister's deep love, but it's not good to repay you when you get married.

Zhao (singing): Don't mention the quotation, but I hate it when I mention it. Pan Er has always been the best among the flowers, and she has never lost her in the competition. Unexpectedly, I thought she would get married first with my love, but I became her joke. I hate this revenge, and I will never take it back.

Zhou She: I see. Women, women, can't forget jealousy and jealousy. Even people like Zhao are not spared, which makes men get a big bargain.

Sister Pan Er, (singing) Zhou She leans down to you, but this is a big misunderstanding. Today, I made up for my lovesickness and carried you into the bridal chamber.

Zhao: Don't forget the marriage etiquette.

Zhou She: OK, I'll ask Xiao Er to buy a wedding banquet.

Zhao: I brought the wedding banquet. It's in the carriage outside the door. Just ask Xiao Er to move in.

Zhou She: Then I'll ask Xiao Er to buy red satin to fall in love.

Zhao: I also brought red silk.

Zhou She: Why did you bring them all?

Zhao: Ah, ah. . . I brought all my belongings just to be husband and wife with you.

Zhou She: Ah. . . Oh, you, Xiao Er, take the wedding red silk into the shop.

Xiao er: I know!

Zhao (singing): The first cup, brewed with acacia.

Full of affection for Zhou Lang (Zhou She: Oh, good), how much sadness and trouble from blowing in the wind.

Zhou She: From now on, I only love you.

Zhao: Second, finish it (:Yes, yes). Couples will grow old together after a long relationship, ocean deep.

Zhao (singing): Three glasses of wine, full of hate, full of resentment. Song, I want you to send her back with a divorce certificate and let her kneel down and cry bitterly.

Zhou She: Divorce! Hey, hey, Zhao, Zhao, so you are still asking for a divorce certificate for Song. I almost fell for it.

Zhao: Xiao Er, help me carry the burgundy silk back to the car.

Zhou She: Oh, Pan Er, who are you?

Zhao Paner sings (sings): Hum, since Grandpa doesn't believe me, why should I be wronged all my life?

Zhou She: Oh, I'm just guessing. Why are you angry?

Zhao Sing (singing): If you never guess, you will have doubts. If you have doubts, you will be dishonest.

Zhou She: OK, OK, I don't doubt it.

Zhao: OK, then you can write with me.

Zhou She: Pan Er, I spent a lot of money to get her.

Zhao sang (singing): She goes, I come, and you don't lose.

Zhou She: Hey. . . Are you at least sisters?

Zhao (singing): Say goodbye to her. It seems that you are still reluctant to give up.

Zhou She: Oh, no, no, no. With you, what am I reluctant to part with, just writing a divorce certificate?

Zhao: Xiao Er, help me carry the burgundy silk back to the car.

Zhou She: Pan Er.

Zhao Sing (Singing): I will come back with or without her.

Zhou She: OK, I'll write, I'll write, Xiao Er, get a pen and an inkstone.

Zhao: Then I'll say one sentence and you write one.

Zhou She: OK, OK, OK. You say one, I'll write one.

Zhao: Song concubine disrespects her husband, and it is difficult to grow old. Therefore, this divorce certificate is issued. Since then, it is irrelevant for men to marry women, and divorce certificates are issued.

Zhou She: Zhou She, come on, Hugh has finished it.

Zhao: There are no fingerprints.

Zhou She: All right.

Zhao: That's more like it.

Zhou She: Are you satisfied? Is it time for a wedding?

Zhao: If you want to have a wedding, tell her to get out of the house now.

Zhou She: All right, come on, tell that bitch to come down with me.

Now you are always satisfied.

Zhao: I will give it to her personally and humiliate her face to face.

Zhou She: Well, it's all up to you. I'm counting on you.

Song: Grandpa, what can I do for you?

Zhou She: Look, who's here?

Song Zhangyin: It's Sister Pan Er and Sister Pan Er! There you are. . .

Zhao: Come for revenge! Who's your sister? I died before that. So, this is for you.

Song: Divorce! Oh, sister

Zhao: Yes, I divorced you because he wanted to marry me.

Song: Ah, sister, you want to marry him.

Zhao: Yes, I want to take him back from you. I want him to fan the firewood ring for me.

Zhou She: Yes, pack your things and get out of here.

Song Zhangyin: Oh, dear. . . Uncle, you can't divorce me. If you divorce me, how should I face it?

Zhao: I just want you to lose face.

Zhou She: Yes, go away, Pan Er. Let's leave now.

Zhao: Yes, Zhang Yin, let's go.

Zhou She: What a Zhao Paner. So you're still lying to me.

Zhao: Ha. . . You like lying so much, so what's wrong with me lying to you?

Zhou She: Zhang Yin, don't go. I'll be nice to you. Don't go, I'll be good to you, haha. . . I still want to see who is good. Come on, close the door. Uncle Zhou is getting married today, haha. . .

Xiao er: grandpa, grandpa, oh, grandpa, no, no, no, no, here comes the lady.

Zhou She: Ah, she, how did she come (Xiao Er: I don't know)

Tigress: Zhou She, where are you?

Zhou She: Oh, my God, here comes the lady.

Xiao er: Oh, what should I do?

Zhou She: Hide them all quickly.

Zhou She, Zhou She. . .

An Xiucai, you said Zhou She wanted a little wife without telling me, didn't you?

An Xiucai: I dare not take a vacation.

Tong Er: Not one, but two.

Ah, Zhou She, get out.

Tong Er: Madam!

Zhou She: Ouch. . . . . . Oh, it's my wife. Please sit down, madam. Please sit down.

Tigress: Don't be a hero. A scholar said that you wanted to marry a little wife but didn't tell me, did you?

Zhou She: Oh, no, no, they tried to cheat me out of my money and then set me up.

Zhao: Grandpa, come quickly. We are all anxious to wait.

Song: Oh, Grandpa, we've already had a toast.

Zhao: Yes.

Tigress: There really are two foxes.

Tigress: Zhou She, don't you dare to have a little wife and fight with me without telling me.

Zhou She: Wrong, wrong, wrong, madam. It's not that I want to find a little wife, but that they seduced me and tried to cheat me of my money.

Really?

Zhou She: Really, madam, I was cheated, but madam, you are the daughter of a public official. How can you tolerate these two prostitutes bullying your husband? Madam, let's talk about our husband and wife at home. Now let's take them to the yamen, no, hell to pay.

Tigress: The enemy is right. Let's talk about husband and wife at home How can our butler be bullied by a bitch? Someone will take these two bitches to the yamen for punishment.

Z: Just a moment, madam. We have brought all our belongings to our uncle. How can it be said that it is cheating money? It's obvious that the uncle is cheating money and color. Oh, madam, you must not be cheated by their men.

Tigress: Yes, they didn't lie to you men, but you lied to us women.

Zhou She: Ah, madam, why should I lie to you? I have a good wife like you, who cares about food and clothing, and is very good to me. Why should I lie to them?

Tigress: Yes, he has a good wife like me. Why would he lie to you

Zhao: Because he said that we are more beautiful, gentler and slimmer than you.

Tigress: What? I'm not pretty?

Zhou She: Ah, beautiful, beautiful.

Tigress: I'm not gentle?

Zhou She: Gentle, gentle.

Tigress: I'm not slim?

Zhou She: Ah, Miao. . . . . . Articles!

Zhao: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, look, your voice has changed. How can this be called tenderness? How can this be called consideration? Oh, ma 'am, (singing) Men are born uneasy. Three wives and four concubines are natural. If you want your husband to look like him, it is most important to be gentle and considerate. He is the master and you are the slave. Keep in mind three obedience and four virtues in mind. Don't turn Yin and Yang upside down and forget your position to scare him.

Tigress: Ah! How dare you call me Tigress,

Zhou She: Ah, no, no, no.

Tigress: Zhou She, you shameless heartless little thing, hum, (singing) calling you a baiwenhang, heartless, what a jerk, wasting my true feelings to treat you, but (Mrs. Zhou She: I know) you ended up a tigress, furious and killed you.

Zhao (singing): Madam, madam, alas, it is more painful to break up a couple. I advise you not to learn to weave a net, and let him voluntarily lie in a gentle country.

Tigress: Well, I'll give him a gentle hometown today. Zhou She, I won't scold you, okay?

Zhou She: OK.

Tigress: I won't hit you either. I'll go back and tell my dad to decorate a gentle village for you in a gentle prison. I will gently take a gentle whip every day, and then gently scratch it with a gentle stick, okay?

Zhou She: OK. . .

Tigress: You. . .

Zhou She: No, no, madam, I promise to turn over a new leaf and treat you well for the rest of my life. Ma 'am, as the saying goes, I can't let you live alone, ma 'am.

Tigress: It's hard to be a woman, knowing that you are a baiwenhang and still protecting you. Alas, a gentle woman like me has found such a man who doesn't know how to be gentle. Go home for me. From now on, I can only be gentle with you.

Zhou She: OK, OK, madam is the best, madam is the gentlest, and madam is the gentlest.

Tigress: Well, don't kiss up to tenderness. Go on, go home and be gentle. . .

Zhao: They left, so did we.

Song Zhangyin (singing): Sister Pan Er always thought that he was powerful, and I could never escape the pain in the magic cave. Sister, it was you who saved me from weakness, vanity and stupidity with all your strength.

Zhao (singing): Sister Mo Yan 'en of the same name, I don't blame you for believing in being cheated. I only blame people for being unfamiliar and ruthless. Sentient people often suffer, and unreasonable people often take the lead. Reasonable is hard to say, right and wrong are always reversed. They bully good people and are afraid of evil and mistakes. When they were in troubled times, they were taking risks step by step. Whether they are true or not is entirely up to them. Don't learn from the weak. . .

Song: Sister Pan Er, alas, he tore up the divorce certificate and wanted to take me back.

Zhao: Don't be afraid to apply. He just tore up the divorce certificate I prepared in advance.

An Sok Scholar: So, what about divorce?

Zhao: Nong, I'm really divorced. Here it is.

Song Zhangyin An Xiucai: Oh, Sister Pan Er, you are so smart.

Zhao: Introduction.

Background lyrics: a romantic song to save the dust, how much is expected in it.