What are the humorous sentences for joking?

1. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

2. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people soak it every day.

3. If you agree, you have the final say. In case of disagreement, I have the final say.

4. There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

5. It's cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat.

6. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, I was absolutely dumbfounded by the speed at which I handed in my papers.

7. I think it is a hooligan's behavior for girls to say that they are cold when they are alone.

8. Mirrors are installed in the school stairs to tell us that ugly people should read more books.

9. As soon as I slipped and became a cripple, I looked back and flashed my waist.

1. Please don't ask him to use his head. The left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour, so it's just easy to move, and everything is paste.

11. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky.