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Lovely couples named 500 groups

1, open or lose | The pavilion is still open.

2. If the fog is light | Soft snow falls in love with flowers

3, black and white | blank

4. feel more secure | less homesick.

5. Time is short | Let you shine.

6. Hey, guest, go with my sister | Hey, girl, go with my brother.

7. Laugh first | cry first.

8. Blue sky without you | Weather with you.

9. Ah, my love | Goodbye, my love.

10, ぺ If you don't leave |ろぺI will live and die together.

1 1, jiao | Wolong county

12, no, no.

13, wishing for a heart is a fairy tale | it's a joke that the bald head is not separated.

14, drunk is the most unforgettable | drunk is the most unforgettable

15, she's not like you | She's clean.

16, cool and handsome little brother | cold and proud little sister

17, Endless | Laugh to the end of the world

18,-Fish is an immortal soul |-The sea is a city without walls.

19, annoying | annoying

20. You broke up gracefully. I turned around awkwardly.

2 1, lovely little daughter | proud petite follower

22. This smile is really beautiful | CARRCHY smiles without makeup.

23. You are everywhere, and my mind is full of you.

24. You are so cute | Shh! Keep your voice down

25, the sound of flowers っ | the moment of flowers falling っ

26. Deep sea burial of fish | Fish remembers the sea for seven seconds.

27.〃ぢぢぃ|〃ぢぢぃぃ

28, get their hands on beauty tears | Looking back at the whole city laughing |

29.ζ Peng. | ζ rain.

No matter what I do, I just want you to accompany me | The starry sky at night is really nice.

3 1, north cool building | south warm garden

32. The right hand is on the left hand | The left hand is on the right hand

33. Ali | Peach

34. Time is named unintentional me | Memory is named past me.

35. Only love me in this life | Only love you in this life.

36. Unique Silence | Unique Silence

37. The dusk didn't arrive that year | Now it's over.

38. Let the future come | Let the past go.

39. Green string Mo Yun | Plain bone white Zheng

40. Midnight belongs to you | Dawn loves me.

4 1, blame me for being too headstrong | blame you for being too selfish

42. Don't stare at your eyes.

43. Wild Altman | Domestic Little Monster

44. Silly | Silly.

45, the long tail stays in Sao years | Long ears are cool.

I can't forget the past | I can't erase the past

As soft as moonlight | as dazzling as sunshine

48, poor life | love a person

49, a pot of sake | Hunmeng three points

50. July | August

5 1, one point-love | one point-missing

52, lust after your beautiful appreciation | blackmail your gentle profligacy

53. Don't marry a non-Bu.

54, small class | big monitor

55. Don't move unless you love see no evil.

56, drunk color dye cream | smoke lock cold autumn

57. The night is cruel | The night is miserable

58, every day, every month and every year | every minute and every second

59. The legend of God's general existence is mysterious

I want to hold your hand | I want you to hold my hand.

6 1, bid farewell to the west wind | ten years of wandering

62. Help | Help | Help | Help

63. I will hug Russia | I will kiss Russia.

64, a person crazy | two people love dearly

65. The sea turns blue * | The sky kisses blue *

Invite me to eat spicy strips | Would you please come with me?

67. This man and a woman have someone in their hearts | This woman and a woman have a place in their hearts.

68. I miss your heartbeat.

I have been wandering with you all my life | I have been with you all my life.

70. Lost Summer | Love Lemons

7 1, amazing time | gentle years

72, piano drunk sorrow empty | Xiting sunset

73. I am Superman. Who am I afraid of | I have Superman. Who am I afraid of?

74. Be fair and handsome.

75. First "xianggong" me | first lady me

76. Who is highly drunk | Who is slightly green tea?

77. Love never tires | Love deeply and never give up.

78. Do some shopping. | Buy it.

79, the monster is coming i| Superman Guardian I

80. You are very capable of causing trouble | You are used to it.

8 1, mentally retarded children are more fun | Mental patients are broad-minded.

82. Nanjie Liquor | Beixiang Tea

I will walk until the river blocks my way | and then sit down and look at the rising clouds.

84. What is warm in winter | What is cool in summer?

85. Love in Salt Sea | Love in Miaocheng

86. Half-life is frivolous | Half-life is under the spring.

87, you. The love I want. I want to be happy.

Will you come on my wedding day | I don't want you to get married.

89. You are very capable of causing trouble.

90. I feel that Shura | Hanga is getting cold.

9 1, laughing at your red socks | laughing at your cuckold hat.

92. South Street Nine-tailed Fox | North Street Nine-life Cat

93. Give a cigarette instead of a light | It's flirting with me.

Ba, love my grandma, | Ba, I love you.

95. Idiot | girl

96. Three years later | Ten years later.

97, ambiguous ↘ not full | Love has sprouted ↘.

98. Return to sunset | Return to sunset

99. The days are so warm | The nights are so bleak.

100, Qiu Zi | Summer

10 1, whose cheongsam covers my shoulder | "whose loneliness covers my cheongsam?"

102, I love you, go away | If I don't love you, please go away.

103, deep as the sea i| deep sea drowning heart I

104, you hold your hand. I walk the dog.

105, draw a foot through the years | write Sansheng's brow

106, Kuisheng Mudong | Jingqiu, Hua Zhong

107, Beikui | Nanzhi

108, Lemon doesn't sprout | Mango is not busy

109, cute and handsome uncle | silly white sweet loli

1 10, how proud | the pride of sunflower

1 1 1, cute girl | cold boy

1 12, that's it.

1 13, night sacrifice poison | night burial tears

1 14, foliage | foliage cattle.

Dai Yi Dongli 1 15

1 16, the sea turns blue | the sky turns white.

1 17, blank-stop here | darkness-endless

1 18, time flies | White skirt makes the night cool.

1 19, your carefree | I am helpless.

120, mouth air | pregnant heartbeat

12 1, hold my hair when I get married |.

122, miss your loneliness | miss your loneliness

123, showing a bit of domineering | sending flowers.

124, mushroom cool i| basket paper I

125, Lamben Wedding Dress | Fall in love with Iraq

126, hey, look, I can glow | Stop it and hand over the glow stick I.

127, shallow meaning | leisurely

128, heart hurts easily | tears flow easily.

129, male hooligans "overbearing | female hooligans" are unruly.

130, those who should go will still go | Don't frown, don't feel bad.

13 1, we are together | Never part.

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133, Deep in the Forest | Blue Time

134, light and dense ink | Don't leave night cream.

135, the papers were flooded and the homework became a river against the current.

136, you hold me warm | you are in my position.

137, sunny to cloudy. | The mood turns from cloudy to sunny.

138, miss the old | miss the dead |

139, I don't know if I love it or not | How can I be insatiable?

140, Fenghua ★ peerless || dedicated to the country ★ beautiful.

14 1, Cat Nine | Fish Seven

142, protect my warm light | set your mind at ease

143, north of Liangcheng is an endless sea | An empty city is an endless city.

144, deer died in the sea of roses. Fish die, deep-sea flowers.

145, shock the world with coquettish | touch the world with lewdness

146, eldest sister marries me | eldest brother marries me.

147, シシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシ

148, male god! Stop hiding. Goddess! Stop hiding.

149, companionship is the longest confession | jealousy is the most obvious confession.

150, ゆゆ bath material |ゆゆBubble blowing material

15 1, how many expectations are erased | how many expectations are erased

152, Nanfeng knows what I mean | Blowing Dreams of Xizhou

153, シシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシシ

154, world of mortals chaos | world of mortals funeral

155, in my heart | in my dreams

156, Feel the lost love | Look back at the lost love

157, keep your body clean | keep your body clean

158, who despises lies | who belittles promises

159, ~ deep sea is not as warm as | ~ warm sun is not as warm as love.

160, irrelevant love | irrelevant love

16 1, unparalleled winter | unparalleled summer

162, he is the warm sun, I am illuminated | She is the deep sea, I am submerged.

163, drunk wine is strong.

164, this love, put down this love. forget

165, Quiet Music | Sad Melody |

166, a woman like the wind | a man blown by the wind

167, forbidden love | forbidden love

168, like girls | like boys

169, watermelon head white shirt jeans | ponytail Bat Shirt Lady skirt

170, _ three points drunk | seven points awake

17 1, set up a stall to sell secondhand goods. | set up a stall to collect junk.

172 My name is Liu | I want to stay.

173, Qingge Liu Huan | Yuezhu Wanfeng

174, northeast master | northeast old lady っ

175, How does the angel know the devil's cruel sadness | How does the devil know the angel's smile?

176, wishful thinking

177, white clothes don't look old | Long skirts remain the same.

178, looking to the future | recalling the past

179, miss your earrings | sir your wallet

180, smelly boy | smelly girl

18 1, only have feelings for you | only have a heartbeat for you.

182, fool o loves me | fool o dotes on me

183, how many flowers fall in the dream | Pear blossoms reflect clearly.

184, Xu I promised to be gentle all my life.

185, accompanied by breeze | accompanied by spirits

186, go away. I'm crazy | It's okay, baby. I have medicine.

187, Winter Dream Green Forest | Tears for one night

188, uncomfortable | difficult to lose weight ♀

189, sky blue is sea | cloud white is wave

190, Nami ★ Demon Wolf | Nami ★ Fox

19 1, there are trees in the south, so we can't rest | In summer, there are trees looking up to the sky.

192, deep-rooted feelings

193, South City is warm in the sun | Gu Beiqing sings cold.

194, stop teasing mushrooms | Stop laughing.

195, Luo Su is wrapped in splendid scenery | Chords are like plain makeup.

196, vulgar oath | inexplicable tears

197, I miss your kiss, I miss your smile.

198, sky blue is sea | cloud white is waves.

199, pour this life only for Iraqis | love life only for ever.

200, transparent glass color. Pure crystal blue.

20 1, I want to marry you | I want to marry you

I love you very much lg| I miss you very much lp.

203, since life is like a play | then make fun of life.

204, elder brother's cool you can't learn | elder sister's drag you don't deserve to learn

205, monsters don't run! Biubiu| Daughter-in-law, stop it! Biabia

206, north lane is not summer | love for a long time

207, will it change | not good.

208, idiot. Miss you | Love you like a fool

209. Ice and snow

2 10, always shallow | but deep.

2 1 1, like a transformation | like an arc.

2 12, Mr. idiot. | Miss Fool.

2 13, if the heart is bitter | Su Raomei

2 14,' I am in your eyes |' You are in my eyes.

2 15, Mushroom Niang, my ponytail, I am more proud than you | Man, my crew cut, I am more handsome than you.

2 16, geek i| Qiqi I

2 17, Memories of Palm | Missing of Fingertips℡

2 18, the past is like the wind | across the night sky

2 19, Love takes effect immediately | Vows take effect immediately.

Whispered that this life can't be separated from love | Shallow words This world can't be separated from love.

22 1, he can shine on me | She dazzles me.

222.- Yo, bad temper |-Well, be careful.

Miss you, be beautiful | love, be gentle.

224, n smile | W pulse

225. I didn't know at first | I didn't know at last

226, warm girl | cherry pomelo girl

227. Naruto Uzumaki | Xiangri Naruto

228. If love can be controlled and remembered, if it can be stopped.

229, white silly force fan | silly silly force fan

230. Wanli, the winner is also Wang | Where is Uncle Wang's glory?

23 1, ten summers | nine miles

232. Stay in the depths of nature and sprout to the depths of nature.

233. Bow your head and kiss you | Raise your head and kiss you

234, wonderful female emperor i| geek male scum I

235. Excuse me

236. The sun sets in the west | It's already half dawn in the memory of burying love |.

237, who is ashamed of the moon | who pity the thin leaf lone star.

238. Grief agreement |: Grief agreement

239, the soul in the dream | cool in my heart

240. Ouyang |※ Zhuge |※ Cui

24 1, as proud as the sun | as cold as light

242. Autumn wind and autumn rain are new | autumn sky and autumn wild people are drunk.

243, a glimpse of | shimmering city

244, fish have seven seconds to remember | people have a little heart.

245. A hot world makes you melt | How can a cold world be warm?

Good boy | Good boy.

247. Lonely thoughts | Lonely thoughts

248, bb past marriage |zz present fate

249. That love is forever | This love is together.

250. I said myth | I wrote ambiguity.

25 1, please let me go | I don't want you to go.

252. Freedom like a dream | No home like the wind.

253. Little girl selling candy | Little boy buying candy

Miss you, be beautiful | love, be gentle.

255, pull. Your left hand | Hold it. Your right hand

256, t.a | semi-old summer

257, ups and downs. | Ups and downs of drunken fans.

258, South Bay is not autumn me | North Lane is not summer me.

259, Liu Liyue | Beicheng Liu

260. Little girl selling candy | Little boy buying candy

26 1, I am sleepless at sea | I am still young at night.

262, | blue shirt

263. You are silent "I have become the past" | You respond "I am close to heaven"

264, the old dream of the south | the echo of the northern ship

265, dream | talk about jade.

266, deep love is life | luck for a long time.

267. Irrevocable harm. An indelible love.

268, 涐の Moon Your Heart 涐の Sunshine で Your Love

269. Love ~ Little Sao Nian | Love ~ Macey Sister

270, holding a dream | holding an ink book.

27 1, it is cold in the north and windy in the street.

272. Love you, never change | Miss you, never change your mind.

273, | Sue's woman

274, rain Ji dial red tile | wind slightly smoked spring shirt light.

275, sour and sweet | hate and love

276, flower letter can be expected | wood roll to be.

277, the late summer season, the late summer rain | cool.

278, fuzzy | fresh in my memory

279. The southern part of Cheng Nan is as warm as ever | the northern part of Beicheng is slightly cool.

280, the dead. Drowned in the sea.

28 1, a song reminds of a who | a scene ignores a who

282, lm fool |lm fool

283. How long can you love me | How long can you love me?

284. stop | I want to sit!

285, vanilla cola | strawberry pudding

286. Repeat your time ▼| Repeat my forgetting ▲

287. If you become wind | I become rain.

I'm not happy | My name is brainless.

289. Your smile is so charming and your face is so clear.

290. Laugh first | cry first.

29 1, breeze and wine | ink color matching

292. I'm crying | Look at her tears.

293, thin cool is love | affectionate is a sin.

294. Flowers fall with each other.

295. So far-fetched | So fond of butterflies.

296. Stay | Stay

297, need not ★ vigorous | just plain.

298, if the house is long, naturally stay | stay deep and naturally sprout.

299, ≮ so concerned about you | so dependent on you ≯

300, I miss you, and I miss you.

30 1, think of someone, love someone, and be strong.

302, lust lips | seize the heart.

303, that day. I was very happy that night. Very romantic

304. Silence our bad habit | Maybe it's an empty conversation.

305. The online name of a lovely couple.

306, dream, wake up | injury, deep.

307, you cry blue sea | I cry bright sky.

308, frog prince i| beautiful princess I

309. Buy ☆ Love | Love ☆ Love

3 10, cliff of love | peak of hate

3 1 1, falling flowers are intentional | running water is ruthless.

3 12, ぁ You are my exclusive memory. | ぁぁ You is my only aesthetic pleasure.

3 13, Sunny Summer | Green Missing

3 14, Fengge Warm | Wine Lane intoxicating

3 15, your city | my famine year

3 16, Lost in the Forest | Lost in a dream.

3 17, unconsciously * | anodyne *

3 18, the legendary cat with nine tails | the legendary demon with nine lives

3 19, _ _ Life is glitz | _ _ Death is nostalgia.

320. stubborn

32 1, a tf female rice | a TF male rice.

322, the only dependence | the only concern

323. Family ties are accompanied | Long hugs are missed.

324, girlfriend leakage | boyfriend leakage

325. If you don't get it, you will get it.

326. Small emotions are falling | Small thoughts are making public.

327, give up and don't give up | reading and not reading

Dad, my husband is lost | Mom, my wife has run away.

I will support you all my life | I just hope you will stop looking around.

330. Watch the sunrise with your left hand | Watch the sunset with your right hand.

33 1, pickle girl i| Chinese man I

332, sooner or later | On-off.

333. What should I do? Tell me I love you.

Don't let me be your memory |\ Don't live up to my expectations of you.

335, lost to the next second | lost to the next point

336. Who says I'm not stupid in school uniform | Who says I'm not cute in school uniform?

337. Hand in hand to welcome the Spring Festival | Hand in hand to send blessings.

338. I am trapped by love.

339, he is my don't rob | she is my don't love.

340. Drop ink to Xi | Drop foam to Xi

34 1, coffee is slightly warm in winter | mint is slightly cool in summer.

She is the love of my life | I am the love of his life.

343, fantasy me | empty read me.

I gave you the warmest hug | but you gave me the saddest joke.

345, blue thin mushrooms | wronged want to cry

346, Shouting, embarrassing elder brother also | Shouting, embarrassing elder sister also.

347. Do you have nine dollars to ask me to get married?

348. Little neodymium pity | little love

349. Being safe with me keeps you warm.

350, the Wolf family ↘ courtship | the Fox family ↘ courtship.

35 1, Crazy Thinking | Desperate Forgetting

352, っっっ丶っっ丶っっっ𝓖っっっっっっ.

353, steamed buns | steamed buns

354. If you become wind | I become rain.

I met you | I like you.

356, chaos | blue cesium tag

357, love the wrong person | see through the heart

358. Just for you | You are the only one.

He doesn't love her | She doesn't want him.

360, deep love ★ don't abandon | long love ★ not greasy

36 1, love you till it hurts | love you till it hurts.

362, her devil incarnate | His coolness and cuteness.

363. Sleeping in class | The exam is dead

364. Memory is intermittent. The melody is falling.

365, "trying to imagine self-contempt |" lost my heart, lost my life, lost myself "

366. "Never part |" Never leave.

367, you and mistress are going to jump off a building | I shouted at my head, Come on.

368. Sky | City | Moonlight | All

369, luminous beast i| reflective monster I

370, Qing Jian painting Qing Yan | Kite language Mu Junnian

37 1, pour the country-be a beauty-be a gentleman-smile.

372, the cold moon crossing the crane shadow | Leng Yue buried the flower soul

373, uncle without face | cute face aunt

374,-Meng |-Little Lolita

375, empty life | quiet as a flower.

376, rotten leaves の sad love song | rotten leaves の happy love song

What should I do when the bad guy comes | You killed him in the blink of an eye.

378, not necessarily losing, | definitely winning,

379. Ziyi "speaks ~ | Ming Cheng" obeys ~

380. I am as deep as the sea | I am drowning in the deep sea.

38 1, ╱ devil man ╯| ╱ protein woman ╯

I want to bite you | How about biting your mouth?

383. The fish remembers the sea for seven seconds | The sea protects the fish for a lifetime.

384. The cat dies in deep water | The fish dies in shallow water.

385. Time is light | makes you sunny.

386, potato pipi | watermelon Mimi

387, kindergarten big benzene pig | kindergarten "pig"

388, ご Rebellion★ Little Ai ご Rebellion★ Komatsu ご

389, lie prone on the dog | hug the bear

390, monologue parting | memories parting

39 1, deep love | Nanwan is not autumn

392, if the heart is bitter ╰ | Su Rao eyebrow ╰'

393. Autumn is not there yet | Autumn has passed by then.

394. He only belongs to her | She only belongs to him.

395. What an interesting uncle. What a cool mushroom.

396. A man with a beautiful country | A woman with a gorgeous smile.

397. If you can choose to forget | If you can choose to forget.

398, not in the state | pulse return

I blush at the sight of you | I am excited at the sight of you

400. Dream in the South | You in the North

40 1, Nanyin | Bei Le

402. Never leave | Never forget.

403. Simplicity is beauty | Simplicity is truth.

404, little macho man | little lady

405. Struggle in yearning. Indulge in memories.

You look like my next boyfriend.

407. Brother Niu Sa wants to mess with you | Song Sa Niu wants to dump you.

408. "Happy blushing" | "Happy shyness"

409, shit, it hurts. Not healed | by, sad. exceed

4 10, I can't quit smoking | I can't quit you

4 1 1, indirect complacency | continuous mixed eating and waiting for death

4 12, love you addiction | love you infatuation

4 13, trainee boyfriend | trainee girlfriend

4 14, the person who owns you. Take over your heart.

4 15, because love can't leave you | because love can't leave.

4 16, forget east and west, don't forget him | forget south and north, don't forget her.

4 17, Huadao Sa | Cao Qian Sa

4 18, his name is Mr. who can't afford to play | his name is miss who can't afford to hurt.

4 19, lovely boy | Leng Yan girl

420, II ↘ Meaning | I ↘ Heart ↘.

42 1, 19 meet her | 90 with him

You are so stupid. | つ℡℡℡ Hello.

423. Describe a world lightly | Describe an eternity lightly |

Miss you at the end of season | miss you at the end of season.

425, hey, play chess | Hum, I want you to manage.

426. Love is just a temporary song. Why take it too seriously when it hurts?

I have shoulders to rest you | I have arms to keep you warm |

428, Mu Anhong | Yi Muxiao

429, arguing with you | joking with you

430, squeeze me to follow you | insidious I protect you.

43 1, idiot. | Cut beech eggs

432, cold lonely north wind | cold south wind

How far is happiness | Happiness is just around the corner.

Listen to sadness and write what you want to be beautiful | See if the ending is as beautiful as I want.

435, pale ご memory | white ご memory

436, retreat can't forget each other-| advance can't be better than-

437, recall past injuries | recall past joys

438, Patrick | Spongebob

439, elegy peach blossom fan | pour wine to save money

440, green orange coat i| lemon flower buckle I

44 1, ✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎999999

442, ↘ thinking | car ↘ keep

Your left hand. I will hold your right hand. I'll take it.

444. Who will arrange your happiness | Who will arrange my happiness?

445, mom and wife ran away | dad and husband lost.

446. If you don't marry | If you don't marry.

447, devoted to cold and clear | shallow silence and sorrow

448.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

449. Look at flowers everywhere | Walk the sky with you.

Don't come | I'm not old.

45 1, holding hands in a dream \ \' | holding hands in a love story \ \'

452. Stop it if you don't hug it. Give it a hug.

453, men high-profile buhaore | women high-profile malicious buhaore

454. Are you crying for joy | Are you crying for joy? Who's hurt?

455, small emotions repeatedly | small problems stop.

456, dark and desolate | beautiful and chic

457, wine skirt | smoke shirt

458. Just chasing the sun in front of me | but forgetting that there is a moon behind me.

459, ↓ new tea ゛| ╯ floral fragrance ゛

460, where are you | Girl, girl, I'm here.

46 1, color light and shadow in black and white photos | black and white figure in color photos

462. Oh, not bad. Oh | Aye, not bad.

463. Bitches are always with dogs | love rat is inseparable from chickens.

464. Flower ★ Your son | Beautiful little sister ★

465. Bright sunshine | bright smile

466, separation | respectively

467. He is not blind or deaf, but he is not moved | She is not stupid or crazy, but she has not let go.

Uncle Pig | Uncle Pig.

469. Do you dare to love | Do you dare to think?

470, this is cool and thin | How can you warm others?

47 1, masked superman | cute superman

I'm afraid that time is not enough | I'm afraid that time is fast.

473, weeding | at noon

474. In midsummer I | In winter I

475, 1.n is cruel and beautiful | 1. It's embarrassing.

476, Fu Qingqiu alone | Ryutsuki Zhuoliang.

477. Stupid paper | second cold paper

478. Elder sister is unique | elder brother is unique.

479, warm heart-| move with emotion-

480, fold love | fold love

48 1, Meng Jie teenager in Gucheng Hutong | Meng Xiang girl in Liangcheng Street

482, Long song Huai Cai Wei | gauze dust curtain peach.

483, put ↘ shallow | put ↘ high

484, hide you in your heart | drown you in your heart.

485, blame to the depths of nature 2 | stay to the depths of nature.

The person I love is you | The person who loves me is you.

487. Mu Chen Ink Painting | Mu Yanxuan Painting.

488. Half-floor pomelo month | dyed thin pomelo

489, has always been shallow | helpless affection.

I am your bane, and you are my beauty.

49 1, eat without washing dishes | brush dishes without eating.

492. Broken promise | Yesterday that can't be pieced together

493, bananas are not charming *| Durian is not in love *

494.what are you selling? | What are you pretending to be pure ~!

495, the north is tense and cool | Southern Song Dynasty