What are the positive paragraphs?

0 1 1 On the bus, the son asked his father, Dad, when will we get to the park? Dad said: the car will arrive when it stops! The son asked again: When does the bus stop? Dad looked at the driver and replied, "When we arrived at the park, the car stopped." 2. Traveling. There is a temple in the scenic spot, so I will stop by and play in it. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket! Dad accompanied his son to take the bus to take the exam, and the traffic jam was very slow. My son said anxiously, when we have money, we will buy three planes, one for work, one for school and one for the toilet. Dad is sweating: there is a toilet on the plane! One day, the swan said to the toad, If I grew up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad said: The pig is still alive and well. Hearing this, the pig on the side said angrily, I'm reading the short message, and whoever recruited provoked whom. 5. Hong Kong Customs found that a mother took her baby to and from the Mainland and Hong Kong many times a day, and her behavior was suspicious. The customs officer stopped her and asked, Why do you go back and forth so many times every day? Mom replied: I brought my children to feed milk powder! 6. There is a person in our village who likes playing mahjong. The rise of one-day play. Suddenly, his wife barged in. Pointing at my nose, I scolded, "I don't cook, I don't feed pigs, I only know how to play mahjong all day." Then came a scolding. The man backed away in despair. Watching her husband leave. His wife sat down and asked, "Whose house is this?" In a quiet office, the leader suddenly farted. I saw the opportunity to perform. In order not to embarrass the leader, I stood up voluntarily: "I'm sorry, I let the leader go." I ate too many soybeans in the morning. " The leader smiled: "You don't have to go to work tomorrow. You said you had nothing to install. There are only two of us in this office. " 8. A buddy loves to show off his wealth. One day, he invited him to dinner and said, "I don't want anything now. I have a house, a car and a deposit." I don't know how to get her to bring something. " At this time, a sister next to her said lightly, "You can ask her to bring you a child!" " 9. Take out your mobile phone and read jokes when you take the bus. Seeing a funny, laughing person all smoked. As a result, the uncle next to him said to others, "Oh, look at that little girl having a seizure. Help her quickly. " It's embarrassing. 10, one day by bus, passengers and conductor quarreled over trifles, and passengers scolded, "Whoever marries you is unlucky for eight generations!" "Still unconvinced, I went to the driver and let him judge. The driver said quietly, "The conductor is my wife. 1 1, I saw a colleague holding a black Tibetan mastiff in the distance, fat and strong. I greeted him warmly: Hey, Brother Zhang, is the new Tibetan mastiff long-winded? " Colleagues turned blue when they came closer. His wife wears a mink coat and ties her shoes. 12 A bearded man crowded the bus and accidentally squeezed a box of cigarettes off the ground. An enthusiastic person picked it up and shouted at the bearded man who had squeezed into the car: Dude, your cigarette dropped. Beard growled at the window: You just castrated! 13, as soon as I got on the bus, I heard someone shouting, "Come to the front and buy tickets." I said angrily, "Why don't you come back?" The front answer: "I'll go to the back and you drive?" It turned out to be an unmanned ticketing car, calling not the conductor but the driver. 14, to be honest, I am very satisfied with the bride on the wedding day. It was her best day, but when the master of ceremonies asked, "groom, would you like to marry the bride?" I hesitated and remained silent. After all, I'm just the best man.