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How to resolve marital crisis?

"I went to work." Dusan was lying in bed, listening to the noise coming from outside the door, pretending that he was still asleep.

Toussaint is a housewife.

Since she married her husband, she has not gone to work for a day. She does housework at home, watches TV, occasionally goes shopping with friends, and drinks afternoon tea. She lives a comfortable life.

Dusan and her husband have been married for seven years, and the seven-year itch made Dusan nervous.

"Xiao Sang, you have to watch Aze closely. A man worth 30 is a flower, not to mention he is a director. There will inevitably be flowers and plants around here. If you are not careful, then Don't go home and cry with your mother after you get divorced." On the phone, Dusang's mother reminded Dusang all the time that Aze is the most dangerous at this age - he needs to keep loving her at all times in order to resist temptation. .

Dusan knew that Aze was excellent. How could a man who was not excellent give her a warm home without the need for her to go out and endure the wind and rain? But now, this excellence that once made Dusang very comfortable began to make Dusang uncomfortable. She began to become afraid, afraid that Aze would have someone else outside.

Aze has been working overtime for a week. He told Dusan that this project is very important. If it is won, he will probably have a chance to become executive vice president by the end of the year. By then, his annual salary will be five times higher. Dusan bought all the bags he wanted for her to carry on her back.

In the past, Dusang would have hugged Aze excitedly, and then kissed him wildly with a happy face. But this time, Dusang seemed a little listless, and just said simply, Aze was so busy that he didn't notice anything was wrong with Dusang.

"Husband, are you going home for dinner tonight?" Dusan asked tentatively on the phone. She was a little afraid of hearing the answer. Subconsciously, a little devil's voice was warning her, you Be careful, your husband may go to have dinner with another woman.

Although Dusan had made countless preparations in her heart, she still shuddered involuntarily when Aze said that she wanted to have dinner with her clients, so Aze had cheated after all. ? Dusan couldn't believe it.

After finding out which restaurant Aze was going to eat at, Dusan packed himself up, put on a peaked cap, secretly called a car, and rushed to the place where Aze was eating.

As expected, the person eating with Aze was a woman. Hum, although she looked worse than herself, but the old saying is true, domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. Aze, the one who suffered a thousand knives, I Divorce him!

Just when Dusan wanted to leave secretly and go home to pack his luggage, he was stopped by a pleasant male voice.

"Baby, why are you here?" Dusan turned around and found that Aze was already standing in front of him.

"I, um, you, you have the nerve to talk to me, didn't you say you were having dinner with a client? Who is she!" Du Sang felt guilty at first, but after thinking about it, he felt that this matter was Be reasonable!

"She is my client! Come here, let's have something together when you are here!" Aze was not angry, but instead pulled Dusan to sit down. The woman opposite looked at Looking at Dusan and then at Aze, he asked.

"Your wife?"

"Yes, this is my lover Dusan. I'm sorry, I made you laugh." Aze said apologetically.

"It's nothing. Women will be suspicious at this age. Your wife is much better. I think I made such a fuss that my husband couldn't even leave the house."

A meal. The meal ended in such a harmonious atmosphere. Fortunately, the customer was very considerate, and Dusan was relieved.

A week later, the project ended, and Aze took a month's leave to accompany Du Sang all over the world.

He told Dusan that if a couple wants to avoid a marital crisis, they must trust each other. You see that you are at home every day, and there are many opportunities for cheating, but have I ever doubted you?

Dusan shook his head in shame and wanted to say something, but was blocked by Aze.

“Forget it, fool, I’ll just tolerate you.

"Dusan was hugged by Aze with a happy look on his face. Who said the marriage crisis can't be overcome? It's just that you don't have a man who loves you enough.