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Arabic numerals 8-character division - zero to zero (0:0)
(It is a metaphor that the two masters are equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority.)
Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis - bitterness (ye)
Adou becomes the emperor - Weak and incompetent
Flying under the chopping board - unable to fly
The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)
The short man riding a big horse - Dilemma between up and down
The dwarf sits on a high stool - a dilemma between up and down
The dwarf sits on a high stool - out of reach
Then the gourd digs out seeds - each one is missing< /p>
Then put your head into the fire pit - hold your breath in the fire
Then drink water in the middle of the head - reluctantly
(Metaphor that you cannot force someone to do something they don’t want to do) thing.
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The dwarf pushes the palm - the shot is not high
The dwarf climbs the hill - is greedy for cheap
Take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old method
Fighting in secret - fighting for a while
An Lushan raised troops - rebelled
Chopping bones on the chopping board - just do it
An Lushan The frog on the side - jumps at the touch of a finger
B
The eighth-level worker becomes a master - strives for excellence
Learning to play percussion at the age of eighty - out of breath Xia Qi
The moon on August 15th - bright and upright
Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - picking out the soft ones
Big guns in the middle of the night - a blockbuster
p>Hold the charcoal and kiss - one nose will turn black
Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life rather than your wealth
Poach yellow lotus with rock sugar - Tonggan** *Bitter
C
Cao Cao met Chiang Kai-shek—bad luck
Boiled dumplings in a teapot—nothing came out
< p>The ruined temple that was demolished - no godThe bricks from the kiln - finalized
The garbage in the kitchen - trivial things
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p>The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time
The eldest man sat in the hall - shouted five and drank six
Hit sparrows with a cannon - not enough money
Big water Flooding the Dragon King Temple - not recognizing one's own family
Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu
Sharpening a knife on one's belly - so dangerous
Bumping in one's belly ——My heart is fluttering
E
Twenty-one days without a chicken - bad guy
F
A moth flies into the flame— —Suicide
Playing the flute on the plane—singing a high tune
Blowing the trumpet on the plane—the air is ringing (thinking)
Lighting up the lights on the plane—gao Ming< /p>
Hang a pocket on the plane - pretend to be windy (crazy)
Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle (flat)
Dream on the plane - God knows
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Blowing fire with a rolling pin—knowing nothing
Newly hatched chick—hard mouth and weak legs
Anti-aircraft cannon to kill mosquitoes—overkill
A dog chases a mouse - meddling in its own business
A dog chases a duck - croaks
A dog has horns on its head - pretends to be a sheep
A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on his mouth
A dog bites a mouse - he is nosy
It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family
A monk holding an umbrella - lawless
Holding ice in his arms - heartbroken
< p>Blowing the trumpet under the coptis tree - making fun out of hardshipThe weasel greets the rooster for the New Year - not well-intentioned
The train blows the whistle - the (name) sound is quite loud
J
Pick sesame seeds and lose watermelons - greed for small things and loss of big things
Jiang Taigong fishes - those who are willing take the bait
Myopia looks at the moon - so big Star
Row a boat in a well - not much future
K
Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff
Confucius moved house - — Jingshu (Losing)
Putting nails in the pockets - everyone wants to make a difference
L
The donkey broke its harness - it was idling for a while
The lost songbook of playing the piano - no music
The bound feet of the lazy woman - smelly and long
Tiger fighting - can't be persuaded
Tiger hangs rosary - fake compassion
Tiger pulls cart - who can drive (dare)
Tiger's butt - cannot be touched
Tiger's head Pulling out hair - I don't know how powerful it is
Swatting flies on the tiger's head - so brave
Pulling teeth out of the tiger's mouth - seeking death
Lao Jiu's younger brother - —Old Ten (real)
The old cow chases the rabbit - he is too strong to use it
The mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat him
The mouse gnaws on the plate - It's all porcelain (words)
A mouse meets a cat - it's hard to escape
The mouse jumps into the chaff hoard - empty joy
The mouse gets into the bellows - - Both sides are angry
The mouse got into the book box - chewing on words
Brothers on Liangshan - no acquaintance without fighting
Lin Daiyu entered Jia's house - cautious
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Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid
Liu Bei threw a bucket - to win people's hearts
Liu Bei asked for a bride - made the fake come true
Uncle Liu cried in Jingzhou - —Scare people with tears
Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden - can see the magic
Dragon King jumps into the sea - returns to his hometown
Deaf ears - decoration
Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries
Crossing the river stroking his beard - excessive modesty
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Mazi skydiving - the sky is full of flowers
A camel in a herd of horses - a superior one
Ma Di's use of troops - an exaggeration
Horse tails as strings - not worth playing (discussion)
< p>Selling bean sprouts without a scale - scratching indiscriminatelyA blind man takes to the street - arrogant
A cat eats a mouse - a matter of course
A cat cries a mouse ——False compassion
Donkeys and cows stand up to each other - do it with all their might
The stones in the pit - smelly and hard
If you are not sick, take medicine - - Asking for trouble
Seeing peonies in a dream - thinking about beauty
Fire in the temple - panicking
Carpenters in the shackles - bringing it upon themselves< /p>
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Selling a phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between high and low
The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot protect himself
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p>The Judge’s Daughter——Ghost Girl
The ball is oiled——round and smooth
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The seven orifices are connected to the six orifices—— Know nothing
Ride a donkey and read the songbook - wait and see
Qin Qiong sells horses - there is no way
Qin Shihuang destroyed the six kingdoms - unified the world
Grasshoppers after autumn—can’t jump for a few days
R
Ants on a hot pot—turning around
Beat a dog with meat buns ——There is no return
S
Sorghum in autumn——Laolaihong
Looking forward to the moon at thirty nights—no hope
Walking on the beach - one step at a time
The waxing moon - pointed at both ends
No need for an awl to put on shoes - a needle (real) will do
Fifteen buckets to fetch water - up and down
Dung beetle moves - get out
Dung beetle goes to restaurant - smelly and particular
The birthday girl takes it Pipa - an old tune
Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows
Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu) Yong
Sun Erniang opens a shop - enter Not allowed
Sun Wukong wears an undershirt - not half human
Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panics
Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - can do big things Able to be small
Sun Wukong does somersaults - a hundred and eighty thousand miles
Sun Wukong encounters Tathagata Buddha - there is a method that is difficult to use
Sun Wukong hears the golden hoop mantra - he has a headache
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Stolen gongs and drums - cannot be beaten
Looking for pimples in hair - looking for thorns (flaws)
Hair Light the lamp - clever
The lice on the bald head - obvious
The rabbit pulling the cart - jumping up and down
The rabbit's tail - can't grow
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Tie a thermos on the calf - the level is relatively high
The hunchback goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight
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The nephew is lighting a lantern - Uncle Zhao (old)
The tortoise eats the weighing weight - determined
The tortoise laughs and the turtle - each other
The mosquito yawns - so big Tone
Turtles treat guests - all tortoises
Turtles laugh at tortoises - each other
Wu Dalang flies a kite - his shots are not high
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Put nails on the knees - too far from the hoof (question)
A blind man lights a lamp - in vain
A blind man walks on the street - arrogant
p>A blind man recognizes a needle - it doesn't suit his eyes
Scallions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) and two white
The little monk chants sutras - with his mouth but not his heart
< p>The little loach jumps over the dragon's gate - delusional dream of becoming a dragonThe boy beats me - how unreasonable
The scholar encounters the soldier - the reason is unclear
Xu Beihong's horse ——Fearful but useless
Xu Shu entered Cao Ying——without saying a word
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A mute is beaten - he can't explain the pain
A mute eats Coptis chinensis - he has a hard time talking about it
A mute eats dumplings - he knows it well
A mute picked up gold—unspeakable happiness
The Lord of Hell posted a notice—a lot of lies
Ye Gong loved dragons—duplicity
Eating lotus root with a pair of chopsticks— - Picky eyes
The water in the fish's mouth - goes in and out
The moon follows the sun - borrows light
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Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake
Zhang Fei threads a needle - big eyes stare at small eyes
Zhang Fei sells tofu - hard people but not hard goods
< p>Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black against blackSesame blossoms - getting higher and higher
Sesame falls into the eye of the needle - what a coincidence
Zhou Yu Beating the yellow cover - one is willing to be beaten, the other is willing to suffer
Zhou Yu died - very angry
Zhu Bajie drank the sharpening water - internal rust (show)
< p>Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and outPutting an onion in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant
Fetching water from a bamboo basket - it's all in vain
Apply the awl Oil - both sharp and slippery
Whistle when walking at night - to strengthen your courage
Be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day - muddle through
A blind man wears glasses - pretending to be smart
A blind man pulls a bellows - tinkering
A blind man peels garlic - bullshit
A blind man learns embroidery ——The blind man shows off his abilities
The blind man takes to the street - being arrogant
The blind man leads the way to the blind man - talking nonsense
The blind man rides a blind horse - running wildly
A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find
Cuttlefish belly and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous
The monk in the temple - no worries
The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane
Farting in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here
The Buddha in the temple - has eyes but no eyes
The horse in the temple - no energy (surprised)
The bell in the temple - the sound is empty
Jasmine feeding the camel - how much does it cost
Moldy winter melon - full of bad water
Moldy lotus couple - bad intentions
Bee's butt - stinging head
Bee's eyes - protruding
Bee nest - hole
Bee sting - urgent
Bee flies to the painting - empty joy< /p>
Coal is in the water - you will never be able to clean it up in your life
The person who takes advantage of coal - a black heart
The shopkeeper of the coal shop - makes illegal money
< p>The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speakFire on the eyebrows - red eyes
Firecrackers on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you
Eyebrows When climbing up a ladder, one can’t let go of one’s face
The eyebrows and beard are grasped - regardless of priority
The courage hangs on the eyebrows - the suffering is in front of the eyes
The eyebrows Swinging on a swing - Xuanhu
Pinching lice on the eyebrows - Eye color (lice)
I went to sleep and turned one by one
Pushing porridge in my eyes - - Why are you pretending to be stupid?
My sister posted couplets - no distinction between superior and inferior
Meixiang bows down - they are all slaves
Dream dinner party - greedy
Seeing coptis in a dream - thinking hard
Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream - thinking wonderfully
Sparrow marrying a girl - blowing and beating
Sparrows drink river water - can't do it
Sparrows move - Qingqing chats
Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it's easy to meet but hard to talk
Sparrows Flying to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small
The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy
The belly of the sparrow - narrow-minded
The sparrow fell in the noodle vat - the mouth was mushy
The sparrow had a meeting - detailed discussion
The sparrow fell on the archway - the thing was not big and the air was not big.
p>The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing
The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy
The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing
Mazi Skydiving - skydiving
Embroidery on linen pieces - wasted effort
Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material
Going into the water with linen -
- Lemon Bu Qian
Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - wrong line
Tie tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it
Thread the hemp rope through the embroidery needle ——Can’t pass
Hanging an egg on a hemp rope—the two ends are empty
Stringing tofu on a hemp rope—can’t lift it up
Pull up an electric light on a hemp rope— The route is wrong
The * is in the sack - I don't know the right and wrong
Embroidery on the sack - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other (bag)
Embroidery on the sack - the foundation Not good
Fried tofu in sesame oil - a big investment
Threading twine through the needle-can't get through it
Threading twine through the eye of the needle-just passable
The hemp stalks are used as scales--not a serious material
The hemp stems are used as scales--there is no guarantee of cultivation
The mahuaer hangs himself--the crispy ghost
The sealed boat is launched into the water—opening the mouth is a disaster
The sealed boat is launched into the water—go with the tide
The cat chants sutras—pretending to be a good person
The mouse in the cat’s mouth— Nothing is left
The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly
The cat stretches its paw into the fish tank - wants to get a handful
The cat wears a tiger - shows off its power
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A cat's stomach is full of tiger gall - it cannot be fierce
Owls catch mice - they do good deeds and get a bad name
Owls sing - they call in vain
< p>The cat guards the mouse hole - calmlyThe cat was chased up the tree by the tiger - thanks to saving a hand
The cat plays with the mouse - coaxed to play
The cat won't eat the dead mouse - fake elegance
The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't escape
The cat catches the mouse and the dog looks after the door - his job
Grilling sesame cakes over a fierce fire - no good products
Cotton ears - can't stand the blow
Cotton for walnuts - eat hard but not soft
In cotton Hidden needle - soft but strong
Fire in the cotton pile - no rescue
Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - nowhere to be found
Sesame seeds planted in the cotton field —— Kill two birds with one stone
Cotton ears—soft roots
Cotton stuffed nose—suffocated and uncomfortable
Cotton roll looking for a gong—no reply< /p>
Cotton mallet playing drums - no sound
Cotton yarn pulling the donkey - unreliable
Cotton pants have no legs - half cold
Changing cotton-padded jackets to leather jackets—the better they get the better
The matchmaker praises the leap girl—the sky is full of flowers
The matchmaker proposes marriage—the net selection is pleasant to say
Matchmaker fans The road is gone - nothing to say
The matchmaker praised the girl - she said it like a fairy
Crossing the river by feeling the stones - being steady and steady
Amused by the light ——Playing tricks
Scattering a few dozen mice in the dark - bumping into walls everywhere
Bindfolding your eyes - not doing the right thing
Farting while covering your quilt - Alone ( Poison) Swallowing
Wandering around while blindfolded
The steamed buns contain bean dregs - others do not praise themselves and praise themselves
Pockmarks are not called pockmarks—— Trick people
He is in charge of things - he has many ideas...
(This is a metaphor for having a Taoist, having many ideas and methods. )
Mazi knocks on the door - he has tricked people
(A metaphor for doing evil, which is extremely harmful to others.)
Mazi's face - full of shortcomings< /p>
Putting nails in a sack – showing the head out
Putting a water chestnut in a sack – forcing oneself to drill out
Making dragon robes out of a sack – not this material< /p>
Embroidery on sacks - poor foundation
(A metaphor for poor foundation.)
Building bridges with hemp straw - quite impressive
(Metaphor of being unable to do the job; not daring to do it.)
Building a bridge with hemp straw - sad
(Metaphor of not being able to live an easy life.
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Although the sparrow is small - it has both liver and gallbladder
(a metaphor for being small but complete, which has typical significance/
The sparrow flies following the pattern - staying up all night in vain
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Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it up
Ma Noshu unblocks the board - not a serious material
Hitting a tiger with a hemp pole - no pain or itching
p>Mazi taking pictures...his face doesn't look good
Reading on horseback - we'll see
Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess
< p>Malaysian coffee - intriguingA horse spoon touching the rim of a pot - a common occurrence
(A metaphor is common.)
A horse's bit is caught in a cow's mouth On the lips - Hu Le
The road is not called a road - justice
(①A metaphor for justice. ②Fair and reasonable.)
A horse's tail mentions tofu— —Can’t be strung together
A wasp crossing the river - carrying (evil) poison
A wasp stinging a bald man - not covering up
(metaphor that there is nothing to hide) )
Flies in the manger - eat with rice
Boiled pancakes in warm water - hot on the skin but cold on the heart
Blank chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull< /p>
Boil chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked
Warm and stir-fry beef - slow work
Cook turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive
cover Fire cannons with your ears open - for fear of overhearing
Catch a thief with your hands in your hands - extra careless
Cross the river with your butt in your hands - be careful of overreaching (crossing)
Water on the eaves - every drop never leaves home
Sheltering from the rain under the eaves - not for long
Hanging under the eaves - drips of bitter water
< p>The roof of the house was hit by continuous rain, and the boat was broken and encountered a phoenix - disasterThe tortoise on the roof could not reach the sky or the ground
The baby teased my sister—— Laughing and laughing
The baby fish climbed up the tree - looking left and right, it looked like a human being
The mouth of the baby fish - delicious
Mosquito bites eggs - seamless Drill
Mosquito bites - it all depends on your good mouth
Mosquitoes fart - stingy
Mosquitoes can recognize males and females when they fly by - good eyesight
Mosquito bites the egg - there is no hole in it
Mosquito bites the weight - it’s such a sunny day
Mosquito bites the Bodhisattva - he admits the wrong person
Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - intentionally making trouble
Mosquitoes are yawning - the weather is not bad
Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - throwing themselves into a trap
Mosquitoes sing a little song - they want to bite people
Mosquitoes are slapped - they suffer the consequences
Go to the market in the evening - they are scattered
Snail shells Sleeping in the house - difficult to turn over
Snail goes to the banquet - uninvited guest
Snail's house - carried on the back
Snail race - crawl slowly
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A centipede eats a scorpion - fighting poison with poison
The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picks them); no one tastes them
The side of the long live Lord - - No share of you (dung)
Long live him who fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your great job
amused himself around the beggar - made fun of the poor
p>Eating watermelon around the stove - feeling sweet in the heart and feeling warm in the body
Playing chess on the Go board - wrong numbers
The God of Wealth knocks on the door - blessing Falling from the sky; a great thing
Happily watching a play with a baby
Happily watching a magic trick with a baby
Going to the street with a baby- Wherever there is excitement, there will be excitement
Dolls playing with fire - never do it
Dolls as commanders - villains succeed
Dolls playing chess - no overall situation in mind< /p>
A doll rides a wooden horse - no progress, no retreat
Smell the snuff and dip it in the saliva - fake expert
Smell the coffin and call out some incense - death is imminent p>
Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what you want
(The metaphor is in line with your own ideas. )
Gouged out his eyes and became a judge - blind to the end
Wa Pomegranate - so hard to eat
Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng
(It means that the official position has been promoted again.
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Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas
Blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air
Playing a flute with a crooked mouth - Don't meet your eyes
Blow a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) energy
Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious
Blow a conch with a crooked mouth - Two Generals
The Waizui Monk ate snails and became crooked
The Waizui Granny drank the soup - left and right
The Waizui Granny fell down - It's wrong to go up or down
A monk with a crooked mouth can't say a serious word once he chants sutras
Being a cavalryman with a crooked mouth - he will be embarrassed immediately
Talking with a crooked neck - Wrong words
Wearing a hat crookedly and a coat crookedly--indecent
Crooked pot with a flat stove--a set with a set
Tilting one's head to watch the show Weird platform tilt - unreasonable trouble
The monk with a crooked mouth blows the lamp - a slanted breath
Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen
Look at the crooked neck Watch - incorrect views
A necklace hanging on a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful
A man with a crooked mouth blows a trumpet - the tone is not right
A nephew beats an uncle - official business Public office
The nephew is wearing filial piety - there is no salvation (uncle)
Grandma has a little son - there is salvation (male)
The Kitchen God in the outer room ——A few seats alone
Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)
Pick up a piece of lining outside and throw a fur coat in the house - the gain outweighs the loss
Unqualified foreign trade goods - difficult to get out
When a scimitar meets a gourd to cut vegetables - just right
A bent tree - unable to straighten
Wang The old man prays for rain - sooner or later this year
The bastard eats a weight - determined
The bastard eats watermelon - rolls and crawls
The bastard eats watermelon Chicken feathers on the belly - turtle (return) with heart like an arrow
Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one
Wang Qi's brother - Wang Ba
< p>The natives are too blind to read the notices - just pretendingThe Queen Mother’s hammer stone - passing through the big battle formation
Wang Anshi drew a circle - leaving a tail
p>Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated
The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it
The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix. Yu De Yu
Wang Zuo broke his arm - leaving one hand
The tortoise bit the weight - he was determined
The tortoise bit his finger - he refused to let go
Tortoise makes a report - hold back the sound and breath
The butt of the tortoise - regulations (tortoise)
The heart of the tortoise - the rectum and the belly ; What can’t be pretended
Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas
Wang Taoist painting charms - he understands
Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts< /p>
Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - having foresight
The bastard carrying the fork - consciously having the light
The bastard eating watermelon - rolling and crawling
Wang Xiaoer beats the gongs and drums - so poor
Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes
The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - run away Can't
Metaphor of being unable to escape/
Looking at peonies on the terrace - being a ghost is also romantic
Looking at the wind and shadow - all in vain (metaphor of gaining nothing.
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The snail on the mast - relying on the sky to eat
The spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer
Wast sting, scorpion Tail - cannot be messed with
Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)
Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)
Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over
Hindsight - too late
Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required
Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too
The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal
The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength
Hornet's nest - Can't poke it
The ant carries the snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost
The ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of the mouth
The ant climbs the broom - all roads are there< /p>
Ants in a birdcage - there are many ways
Ants talk - meet
Ants urinate in books - not many words can be read/p> >
The ant drags the millstone - a waste of effort
The ant stabs the neck - not a bleeding tube
The ant drags the mouse - the heart is full but the strength is insufficient
The ants moved—everyone spoke
The ants picked up insects—everyone tried their best
Ant carried a mantis on its back—shouldered a heavy responsibility
Ant cut his head with a knife ——Without flesh and blood
Ant eats fireflies—it shines in the belly
Ant wears chaff—so shameless
Ant moves Mount Tai—Part 2 Too cruel
The ant carries the big tree - not overconfident
The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly
The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it< /p>
Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people
Grasshoppers carrying bricks - unable to bear the energy
Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities
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The grasshopper sneezes - his mouth is full of grassy smell
The grasshopper gets on the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare people
The body of the grasshopper - the cartilage< /p>
When a locust sees blood, it bites (and stares) and doesn’t let go
Ant blocks the road—it doesn’t overturn
Ant has a sharp point when it catches a cow— Thinking you have climbed to a high mountain
Ant talks - meeting
Ant moves - either a phoenix or rain
A grasshopper climbs a bean rack - borrows a small thing The big frame is scary
Ants look at the sky - they don't know the height
Ants climb trees - Luzi Township
Ants drink water - just a drop is enough
Ants go into the pond - they don’t know the depth
Ants go into the cell - they have their own way out
The buried mines - they are about to explode
Buying back a color TV and bringing back an invoice - well-founded
Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice
Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods
Selling clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body
Selling one's son to recruit son-in-law - doing it upside down
Selling one's dog's coat to buy pants--not too short-sighted No man
Selling his son to recruit a son-in-law——Hu Tossing
Selling a child to sing a big show——What kind of achievement is he celebrating
A water seller looking at the big river—— It’s all money
Those who sell frying spoons - choose the ones that are reliable
Selling rice without rice - with bad intentions (quality)
Those who sell fried spoons Losing money - being greedy for stalls) is big
The crab seller goes on stage - there are many roles, but not many can sing
Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame< /p>
The one who sells earthenware basins - he wants one set and one set
The one who sells earthenware basins stumbles - he gets confused
The one who sells shrimps doesn't use a scale - Catch the blind (shrimp)
The salt seller drinks boiled water - tasteless
The coffin seller grits his teeth - hates people to death
The steamed bun seller mixes lime - His expression remains unchanged
The one who sells bean sprouts shakes his basket - clean and tidy
The one who sells oil does not add salt - does not care about (nothing)
The one who sells fried dough sticks Huqin - playing (oil) hand and leisurely (string)
Selling cattle and hair to marry a mute - nothing to say
Selling tofu is a trap - business is not good Big display
The flower seller talks about the fragrance of the flowers; the tea seller talks about the freshness of the vegetables - each has its own way.
The duck seller changed the basket - pouring (making) eggs
Bought wheat to make a basket - not steaming the steamed buns to steam (competing) the weather
The water seller looked at the big river - it was full of money
Wheat straw blew fire - stingy
The wheat awns poked into the eyes - stinging and painful
Wheat The chaff is rubbing the rope - no match for the hand
Kowtowing in the wheat stubble field - poking the eyes
Wheat straw holding the door - in vain
The wheat straw is used as a scale - - Use the straw as a scale - look at people too lowly
In the wheat straw Looking down on people - looking down upon them
Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired off cannons indiscriminately
Swallowed the charcoal - became mute
The person pretending to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - Who hasn’t seen that two-flowered face
The sky is covered with paste - Hu (Hu) Cloud
The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering
The sun is full of gold teeth - every mouth is a lie (yellow)
The garden is full of fruits - just you are red
The mouse covered in oil dives into the fire - How can it be better
The blind man plays Pai Gow - blindly touching
The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense
The blind man chats - talks nonsense
The blind man bought a trumpet and blew it one by one
The blind man used a lantern to illuminate others but not himself
The blind man wore glasses to show off
( The metaphor is just in name but has no actual effect)
A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes into chaos
A cat does not eat fish and is pretending to be polite
Cat. Catching mice...an ancestral craft
Cats catch mice and dogs guard the door——. Everyone keeps his/her duty
(Metaphorically speaking, everyone has their own responsibilities.)
The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand
The cat drills the dog The hole is easy to pass through
The cat drills the mouse hole-cannot pass
The cat catches the mouse-relies on its own ability
The owl sings~...a strange sound
The donkey pulls the grindstone...he can't escape from this circle
Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell good
The stones in the pit...it smells bad Hard
Comparing yourself to a dagger means having a bad reputation and having a stubborn attitude/
Throwing a bomb in a manhole... arousing public outrage (dung)
Comparing yourself to yourself arouses everyone Dissatisfaction/
An electric fan is installed in the toilet...~it will stink in the limelight
Putting roses in the toilet...cannot produce any fragrance
Big dung maggots in the toilet - —Survival in death (shit)
Peacock in the pit - smelly tune
Weighing weight in the pit - natural and hard
Nothing to do Shoe insole - belittled to the end
Impersonation - pretending to be real
Pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)
Floating without roots Ping - helpless
Toothless wife gnaws bones - by licking
Put coal briquettes in lime - black and white distinct
Coal ash mixed with lime ——No distinction between black and white
Firecrackers on eyebrows——Fire (disaster) in front of eyes
Gourmets talk about food and clothing
Mei Lan Farewell My Concubine - A good show
(Metaphor for the best skill J
Looking at people through the crack in the door-Shu people look down on them
(Metaphor Look down on people.)
The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one
(A metaphor for pushing them around if they don’t want them.)
Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision
Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out
The seal on the door - cannot be pulled
The seal behind the door Broom - specializes in picking out dirty things to do
The weight in the corner of the door - dead (real) evil intentions
Wiping dead people behind the door - fearful
The door frame is off The blanks are all very big
Hanging a mat over the door - outrageous (painting)
Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people
Being kept in the dark and listening to the thunder - not being able to figure out the north, south, south, east, or west
(Metaphor of being confused and confused about the direction.
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To fart while covered with quilt - to swallow alone
(metaphor for possessing alone)
Meng Jiangnu pulled her bangs - crying and laughing< /p>
(A metaphor for both happy and sad people)
Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally
Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles
< p>Eating honey in a dream - thinking sweetly(It is a metaphor for beautiful thoughts, but they may not come true.)
Flying in a plane in a dream - thinking hard< /p>
(A metaphor for ideas that are divorced from reality and cannot be realized.)
Lost money in a dream - blindly happy
Having a daughter-in-law in a dream - a beautiful thought
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Getting married in the dream - a good thing will not come true
Things said in the dream - I don’t know whether they are true or false
Talking about the groom in the dream - an empty wedding
< p>Maitreya Buddha - smile every dayMisi crotch sunlight - cannot be blocked
Sleeping in Misi - covered with eyes
Misi Filling water - many loopholes
Cooking rice into porridge - confused
Rice shop selling salt - nosy (salty) things
In the rice soup basin Wash your face - confused head
The rice pot has just started to draw firewood and rice - no cooperation at the critical moment
Wash your hair with rice water - confused to the extreme
In the rice warehouse Rats - nothing to worry about
Sealed cans - seamless and drillable
Sealed drinks - watertight
Sealed wax pills - nothing Flaw
Cotton fell into the water - bombing (talk) failed
There is a needle hidden in the cotton - there is hardness in the softness
(Metaphor of soft means and hardness) There are all kinds of methods.)
Roll the dough into sesame seeds - stand still a little
Butter your hands - dip a little into everything you touch
Cook longevity peaches in the noodle soup. ——The bastard is outstanding
Boiling a rubber ball in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and still full of anger
Boiling a light bulb in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and you are full of evil fire
>The monk in the temple has a bell that rings (famous and famous)
The wooden fish in the temple--he can’t close his mouth from ear to ear
The *heads in the temple--each has his own agenda
(Metaphorically, everything is owned by everyone, there is nothing superfluous.)
The flagpole on the temple gate day - a single stick
The stone lion in front of the temple gate - a single stick Couple
(a metaphor for two people having a close relationship)
Five hundred Arhats in the temple - each has its own certain status
Crossing the river by feeling for the stones ——Be more prudent
(Metaphor for doing things cautiously, steadily and reliably)
The magician does tricks - making something out of nothing
The donkey in the mill spins in circles
The donkey on the grinder turns round and round
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