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There are too many words to say, let me give you some

A

Arabic numerals 8-character division - zero to zero (0:0)

(It is a metaphor that the two masters are equally matched, regardless of victory or defeat, superiority or inferiority.)

Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis - bitterness (ye)

Adou becomes the emperor - Weak and incompetent

Flying under the chopping board - unable to fly

The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)

The short man riding a big horse - Dilemma between up and down

The dwarf sits on a high stool - a dilemma between up and down

The dwarf sits on a high stool - out of reach

Then the gourd digs out seeds - each one is missing< /p>

Then put your head into the fire pit - hold your breath in the fire

Then drink water in the middle of the head - reluctantly

(Metaphor that you cannot force someone to do something they don’t want to do) thing.

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The dwarf pushes the palm - the shot is not high

The dwarf climbs the hill - is greedy for cheap

Take medicine according to the old prescription - still the same old method

Fighting in secret - fighting for a while

An Lushan raised troops - rebelled

Chopping bones on the chopping board - just do it

An Lushan The frog on the side - jumps at the touch of a finger

B

The eighth-level worker becomes a master - strives for excellence

Learning to play percussion at the age of eighty - out of breath Xia Qi

The moon on August 15th - bright and upright

Eating persimmons in the middle of the night - picking out the soft ones

Big guns in the middle of the night - a blockbuster

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Hold the charcoal and kiss - one nose will turn black

Hold the ingot and jump into the well - risk your life rather than your wealth

Poach yellow lotus with rock sugar - Tonggan** *Bitter

C

Cao Cao met Chiang Kai-shek—bad luck

Boiled dumplings in a teapot—nothing came out

< p>The ruined temple that was demolished - no god

The bricks from the kiln - finalized

The garbage in the kitchen - trivial things

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The eldest girl sat in a sedan chair - the first time

The eldest man sat in the hall - shouted five and drank six

Hit sparrows with a cannon - not enough money

Big water Flooding the Dragon King Temple - not recognizing one's own family

Walking on the tip of a knife - Xuanhu

Sharpening a knife on one's belly - so dangerous

Bumping in one's belly ——My heart is fluttering

E

Twenty-one days without a chicken - bad guy

F

A moth flies into the flame— —Suicide

Playing the flute on the plane—singing a high tune

Blowing the trumpet on the plane—the air is ringing (thinking)

Lighting up the lights on the plane—gao Ming< /p>

Hang a pocket on the plane - pretend to be windy (crazy)

Hang a thermos on the plane - tall water bottle (flat)

Dream on the plane - God knows

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G

Blowing fire with a rolling pin—knowing nothing

Newly hatched chick—hard mouth and weak legs

Anti-aircraft cannon to kill mosquitoes—overkill

A dog chases a mouse - meddling in its own business

A dog chases a duck - croaks

A dog has horns on its head - pretends to be a sheep

A dog lifts the door curtain - it all depends on his mouth

A dog bites a mouse - he is nosy

It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family

A monk holding an umbrella - lawless

Holding ice in his arms - heartbroken

< p>Blowing the trumpet under the coptis tree - making fun out of hardship

The weasel greets the rooster for the New Year - not well-intentioned

The train blows the whistle - the (name) sound is quite loud

J

Pick sesame seeds and lose watermelons - greed for small things and loss of big things

Jiang Taigong fishes - those who are willing take the bait

Myopia looks at the moon - so big Star

Row a boat in a well - not much future

K

Open the bow without firing the arrow - bluff

Confucius moved house - — Jingshu (Losing)

Putting nails in the pockets - everyone wants to make a difference

L

The donkey broke its harness - it was idling for a while

The lost songbook of playing the piano - no music

The bound feet of the lazy woman - smelly and long

Tiger fighting - can't be persuaded

Tiger hangs rosary - fake compassion

Tiger pulls cart - who can drive (dare)

Tiger's butt - cannot be touched

Tiger's head Pulling out hair - I don't know how powerful it is

Swatting flies on the tiger's head - so brave

Pulling teeth out of the tiger's mouth - seeking death

Lao Jiu's younger brother - —Old Ten (real)

The old cow chases the rabbit - he is too strong to use it

The mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat him

The mouse gnaws on the plate - It's all porcelain (words)

A mouse meets a cat - it's hard to escape

The mouse jumps into the chaff hoard - empty joy

The mouse gets into the bellows - - Both sides are angry

The mouse got into the book box - chewing on words

Brothers on Liangshan - no acquaintance without fighting

Lin Daiyu entered Jia's house - cautious

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Liu Bei borrowed money from Jingzhou - never repaid

Liu Bei threw a bucket - to win people's hearts

Liu Bei asked for a bride - made the fake come true

Uncle Liu cried in Jingzhou - —Scare people with tears

Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden - can see the magic

Dragon King jumps into the sea - returns to his hometown

Deaf ears - decoration

Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries

Crossing the river stroking his beard - excessive modesty

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Mazi skydiving - the sky is full of flowers

A camel in a herd of horses - a superior one

Ma Di's use of troops - an exaggeration

Horse tails as strings - not worth playing (discussion)

< p>Selling bean sprouts without a scale - scratching indiscriminately

A blind man takes to the street - arrogant

A cat eats a mouse - a matter of course

A cat cries a mouse ——False compassion

Donkeys and cows stand up to each other - do it with all their might

The stones in the pit - smelly and hard

If you are not sick, take medicine - - Asking for trouble

Seeing peonies in a dream - thinking about beauty

Fire in the temple - panicking

Carpenters in the shackles - bringing it upon themselves< /p>

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Selling a phoenix as a chicken - no distinction between high and low

The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot protect himself

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The Judge’s Daughter——Ghost Girl

The ball is oiled——round and smooth

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The seven orifices are connected to the six orifices—— Know nothing

Ride a donkey and read the songbook - wait and see

Qin Qiong sells horses - there is no way

Qin Shihuang destroyed the six kingdoms - unified the world

Grasshoppers after autumn—can’t jump for a few days

R

Ants on a hot pot—turning around

Beat a dog with meat buns ——There is no return

S

Sorghum in autumn——Laolaihong

Looking forward to the moon at thirty nights—no hope

Walking on the beach - one step at a time

The waxing moon - pointed at both ends

No need for an awl to put on shoes - a needle (real) will do

Fifteen buckets to fetch water - up and down

Dung beetle moves - get out

Dung beetle goes to restaurant - smelly and particular

The birthday girl takes it Pipa - an old tune

Sima Zhao's heart - everyone knows

Song Jiang's military advisor - Wu (Wu) Yong

Sun Erniang opens a shop - enter Not allowed

Sun Wukong wears an undershirt - not half human

Sun Wukong makes a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace - panics

Sun Wukong's golden cudgel - can do big things Able to be small

Sun Wukong does somersaults - a hundred and eighty thousand miles

Sun Wukong encounters Tathagata Buddha - there is a method that is difficult to use

Sun Wukong hears the golden hoop mantra - he has a headache

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Stolen gongs and drums - cannot be beaten

Looking for pimples in hair - looking for thorns (flaws)

Hair Light the lamp - clever

The lice on the bald head - obvious

The rabbit pulling the cart - jumping up and down

The rabbit's tail - can't grow

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Tie a thermos on the calf - the level is relatively high

The hunchback goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight

W

The nephew is lighting a lantern - Uncle Zhao (old)

The tortoise eats the weighing weight - determined

The tortoise laughs and the turtle - each other

The mosquito yawns - so big Tone

Turtles treat guests - all tortoises

Turtles laugh at tortoises - each other

Wu Dalang flies a kite - his shots are not high

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Put nails on the knees - too far from the hoof (question)

A blind man lights a lamp - in vain

A blind man walks on the street - arrogant

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A blind man recognizes a needle - it doesn't suit his eyes

Scallions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) and two white

The little monk chants sutras - with his mouth but not his heart

< p>The little loach jumps over the dragon's gate - delusional dream of becoming a dragon

The boy beats me - how unreasonable

The scholar encounters the soldier - the reason is unclear

Xu Beihong's horse ——Fearful but useless

Xu Shu entered Cao Ying——without saying a word

Y

A mute is beaten - he can't explain the pain

A mute eats Coptis chinensis - he has a hard time talking about it

A mute eats dumplings - he knows it well

A mute picked up gold—unspeakable happiness

The Lord of Hell posted a notice—a lot of lies

Ye Gong loved dragons—duplicity

Eating lotus root with a pair of chopsticks— - Picky eyes

The water in the fish's mouth - goes in and out

The moon follows the sun - borrows light

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Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake

Zhang Fei threads a needle - big eyes stare at small eyes

Zhang Fei sells tofu - hard people but not hard goods

< p>Zhang Fei meets Li Kui - black against black

Sesame blossoms - getting higher and higher

Sesame falls into the eye of the needle - what a coincidence

Zhou Yu Beating the yellow cover - one is willing to be beaten, the other is willing to suffer

Zhou Yu died - very angry

Zhu Bajie drank the sharpening water - internal rust (show)

< p>Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human being inside and out

Putting an onion in a pig's nose - pretending to be an elephant

Fetching water from a bamboo basket - it's all in vain

Apply the awl Oil - both sharp and slippery

Whistle when walking at night - to strengthen your courage

Be a monk for a day and hit the clock for a day - muddle through

A blind man wears glasses - pretending to be smart

A blind man pulls a bellows - tinkering

A blind man peels garlic - bullshit

A blind man learns embroidery ——The blind man shows off his abilities

The blind man takes to the street - being arrogant

The blind man leads the way to the blind man - talking nonsense

The blind man rides a blind horse - running wildly

A needle hidden in the ink - hard to find

Cuttlefish belly and puffer fish liver - black and poisonous

The monk in the temple - no worries

The clay elephant in Duanli - human-like but inhumane

Farting in the temple - Grandpa Xun is here

The Buddha in the temple - has eyes but no eyes

The horse in the temple - no energy (surprised)

The bell in the temple - the sound is empty

Jasmine feeding the camel - how much does it cost

Moldy winter melon - full of bad water

Moldy lotus couple - bad intentions

Bee's butt - stinging head

Bee's eyes - protruding

Bee nest - hole

Bee sting - urgent

Bee flies to the painting - empty joy< /p>

Coal is in the water - you will never be able to clean it up in your life

The person who takes advantage of coal - a black heart

The shopkeeper of the coal shop - makes illegal money

< p>The matchmaker has a bad mouth - it is difficult to speak

Fire on the eyebrows - red eyes

Firecrackers on the eyebrows - disaster is in front of you

Eyebrows When climbing up a ladder, one can’t let go of one’s face

The eyebrows and beard are grasped - regardless of priority

The courage hangs on the eyebrows - the suffering is in front of the eyes

The eyebrows Swinging on a swing - Xuanhu

Pinching lice on the eyebrows - Eye color (lice)

I went to sleep and turned one by one

Pushing porridge in my eyes - - Why are you pretending to be stupid?

My sister posted couplets - no distinction between superior and inferior

Meixiang bows down - they are all slaves

Dream dinner party - greedy

Seeing coptis in a dream - thinking hard

Thinking of a daughter-in-law in a dream - thinking wonderfully

Sparrow marrying a girl - blowing and beating

Sparrows drink river water - can't do it

Sparrows move - Qingqing chats

Sparrows fly into the photo studio - it's easy to meet but hard to talk

Sparrows Flying to the flagpole - the bird is not big, but the frame is not small

The sparrow flies to the sugar pile - empty joy

The belly of the sparrow - narrow-minded

The sparrow fell in the noodle vat - the mouth was mushy

The sparrow had a meeting - detailed discussion

The sparrow fell on the archway - the thing was not big and the air was not big.

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The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

The sparrow has a bulging belly - so full of energy

The sparrow flies into the sea - without landing

Mazi Skydiving - skydiving

Embroidery on linen pieces - wasted effort

Making dragon robes out of linen bags - not this material

Going into the water with linen -

- Lemon Bu Qian

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope - wrong line

Tie tofu with the hemp rope - cannot lift it

Thread the hemp rope through the embroidery needle ——Can’t pass

Hanging an egg on a hemp rope—the two ends are empty

Stringing tofu on a hemp rope—can’t lift it up

Pull up an electric light on a hemp rope— The route is wrong

The * is in the sack - I don't know the right and wrong

Embroidery on the sack - one generation (bag) is not as good as the other (bag)

Embroidery on the sack - the foundation Not good

Fried tofu in sesame oil - a big investment

Threading twine through the needle-can't get through it

Threading twine through the eye of the needle-just passable

The hemp stalks are used as scales--not a serious material

The hemp stems are used as scales--there is no guarantee of cultivation

The mahuaer hangs himself--the crispy ghost

The sealed boat is launched into the water—opening the mouth is a disaster

The sealed boat is launched into the water—go with the tide

The cat chants sutras—pretending to be a good person

The mouse in the cat’s mouth— Nothing is left

The cat bites the tiger unexpectedly

The cat stretches its paw into the fish tank - wants to get a handful

The cat wears a tiger - shows off its power

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A cat's stomach is full of tiger gall - it cannot be fierce

Owls catch mice - they do good deeds and get a bad name

Owls sing - they call in vain

< p>The cat guards the mouse hole - calmly

The cat was chased up the tree by the tiger - thanks to saving a hand

The cat plays with the mouse - coaxed to play

The cat won't eat the dead mouse - fake elegance

The mouse in the cat's mouth - can't escape

The cat catches the mouse and the dog looks after the door - his job

Grilling sesame cakes over a fierce fire - no good products

Cotton ears - can't stand the blow

Cotton for walnuts - eat hard but not soft

In cotton Hidden needle - soft but strong

Fire in the cotton pile - no rescue

Looking for fleas in the cotton pile - nowhere to be found

Sesame seeds planted in the cotton field —— Kill two birds with one stone

Cotton ears—soft roots

Cotton stuffed nose—suffocated and uncomfortable

Cotton roll looking for a gong—no reply< /p>

Cotton mallet playing drums - no sound

Cotton yarn pulling the donkey - unreliable

Cotton pants have no legs - half cold

Changing cotton-padded jackets to leather jackets—the better they get the better

The matchmaker praises the leap girl—the sky is full of flowers

The matchmaker proposes marriage—the net selection is pleasant to say

Matchmaker fans The road is gone - nothing to say

The matchmaker praised the girl - she said it like a fairy

Crossing the river by feeling the stones - being steady and steady

Amused by the light ——Playing tricks

Scattering a few dozen mice in the dark - bumping into walls everywhere

Bindfolding your eyes - not doing the right thing

Farting while covering your quilt - Alone ( Poison) Swallowing

Wandering around while blindfolded

The steamed buns contain bean dregs - others do not praise themselves and praise themselves

Pockmarks are not called pockmarks—— Trick people

He is in charge of things - he has many ideas...

(This is a metaphor for having a Taoist, having many ideas and methods. )

Mazi knocks on the door - he has tricked people

(A metaphor for doing evil, which is extremely harmful to others.)

Mazi's face - full of shortcomings< /p>

Putting nails in a sack – showing the head out

Putting a water chestnut in a sack – forcing oneself to drill out

Making dragon robes out of a sack – not this material< /p>

Embroidery on sacks - poor foundation

(A metaphor for poor foundation.)

Building bridges with hemp straw - quite impressive

(Metaphor of being unable to do the job; not daring to do it.)

Building a bridge with hemp straw - sad

(Metaphor of not being able to live an easy life.

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Although the sparrow is small - it has both liver and gallbladder

(a metaphor for being small but complete, which has typical significance/

The sparrow flies following the pattern - staying up all night in vain

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Dip the hemp rope in water - tighten it up

Ma Noshu unblocks the board - not a serious material

Hitting a tiger with a hemp pole - no pain or itching

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Mazi taking pictures...his face doesn't look good

Reading on horseback - we'll see

Ma Daha works as an accountant...it's all a mess

< p>Malaysian coffee - intriguing

A horse spoon touching the rim of a pot - a common occurrence

(A metaphor is common.)

A horse's bit is caught in a cow's mouth On the lips - Hu Le

The road is not called a road - justice

(①A metaphor for justice. ②Fair and reasonable.)

A horse's tail mentions tofu— —Can’t be strung together

A wasp crossing the river - carrying (evil) poison

A wasp stinging a bald man - not covering up

(metaphor that there is nothing to hide) )

Flies in the manger - eat with rice

Boiled pancakes in warm water - hot on the skin but cold on the heart

Blank chicken feathers in warm water - hard to pull< /p>

Boil chestnuts in warm water - half-cooked

Warm and stir-fry beef - slow work

Cook turtles in warm soup - neither dead nor alive

cover Fire cannons with your ears open - for fear of overhearing

Catch a thief with your hands in your hands - extra careless

Cross the river with your butt in your hands - be careful of overreaching (crossing)

Water on the eaves - every drop never leaves home

Sheltering from the rain under the eaves - not for long

Hanging under the eaves - drips of bitter water

< p>The roof of the house was hit by continuous rain, and the boat was broken and encountered a phoenix - disaster

The tortoise on the roof could not reach the sky or the ground

The baby teased my sister—— Laughing and laughing

The baby fish climbed up the tree - looking left and right, it looked like a human being

The mouth of the baby fish - delicious

Mosquito bites eggs - seamless Drill

Mosquito bites - it all depends on your good mouth

Mosquitoes fart - stingy

Mosquitoes can recognize males and females when they fly by - good eyesight

Mosquito bites the egg - there is no hole in it

Mosquito bites the weight - it’s such a sunny day

Mosquito bites the Bodhisattva - he admits the wrong person

Mosquitoes are looking for liver and gallbladder - intentionally making trouble

Mosquitoes are yawning - the weather is not bad

Mosquitoes are looking for spiders - throwing themselves into a trap

Mosquitoes sing a little song - they want to bite people

Mosquitoes are slapped - they suffer the consequences

Go to the market in the evening - they are scattered

Snail shells Sleeping in the house - difficult to turn over

Snail goes to the banquet - uninvited guest

Snail's house - carried on the back

Snail race - crawl slowly

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A centipede eats a scorpion - fighting poison with poison

The fresh peaches on the cliff - no one pays attention (picks them); no one tastes them

The side of the long live Lord - - No share of you (dung)

Long live him who fell into the well - dare not work (fish) for your great job

amused himself around the beggar - made fun of the poor

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Eating watermelon around the stove - feeling sweet in the heart and feeling warm in the body

Playing chess on the Go board - wrong numbers

The God of Wealth knocks on the door - blessing Falling from the sky; a great thing

Happily watching a play with a baby

Happily watching a magic trick with a baby

Going to the street with a baby- Wherever there is excitement, there will be excitement

Dolls playing with fire - never do it

Dolls as commanders - villains succeed

Dolls playing chess - no overall situation in mind< /p>

A doll rides a wooden horse - no progress, no retreat

Smell the snuff and dip it in the saliva - fake expert

Smell the coffin and call out some incense - death is imminent

Dig a well and encounter an artesian spring - just what you want

(The metaphor is in line with your own ideas. )

Gouged out his eyes and became a judge - blind to the end

Wa Pomegranate - so hard to eat

Changing socks into trousers - Gao Sheng

(It means that the official position has been promoted again.

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Eating pomegranates with a crooked mouth - coming up with crooked ideas

Blowing a trumpet with a crooked mouth - an evil (slanted) air

Playing a flute with a crooked mouth - Don't meet your eyes

Blow a lamp with a crooked mouth - full of evil (slanted) energy

Monk with a crooked mouth - not serious

Blow a conch with a crooked mouth - Two Generals

The Waizui Monk ate snails and became crooked

The Waizui Granny drank the soup - left and right

The Waizui Granny fell down - It's wrong to go up or down

A monk with a crooked mouth can't say a serious word once he chants sutras

Being a cavalryman with a crooked mouth - he will be embarrassed immediately

Talking with a crooked neck - Wrong words

Wearing a hat crookedly and a coat crookedly--indecent

Crooked pot with a flat stove--a set with a set

Tilting one's head to watch the show Weird platform tilt - unreasonable trouble

The monk with a crooked mouth blows the lamp - a slanted breath

Wearing a sun mask with a crooked mouth - no problem can be seen

Look at the crooked neck Watch - incorrect views

A necklace hanging on a crooked neck - not necessarily beautiful

A man with a crooked mouth blows a trumpet - the tone is not right

A nephew beats an uncle - official business Public office

The nephew is wearing filial piety - there is no salvation (uncle)

Grandma has a little son - there is salvation (male)

The Kitchen God in the outer room ——A few seats alone

Grandpa died - there is no way to save him (uncle)

Pick up a piece of lining outside and throw a fur coat in the house - the gain outweighs the loss

Unqualified foreign trade goods - difficult to get out

When a scimitar meets a gourd to cut vegetables - just right

A bent tree - unable to straighten

Wang The old man prays for rain - sooner or later this year

The bastard eats a weight - determined

The bastard eats watermelon - rolls and crawls

The bastard eats watermelon Chicken feathers on the belly - turtle (return) with heart like an arrow

Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - every year is not as good as the previous one

Wang Qi's brother - Wang Ba

< p>The natives are too blind to read the notices - just pretending

The Queen Mother’s hammer stone - passing through the big battle formation

Wang Anshi drew a circle - leaving a tail

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Wang Qiao fights against Shi Chong - willing to be defeated

The Queen Mother's flat peach - no matter how good it is, you can't eat it

The Queen Mother stretches out her hand - if you want a phoenix, you will get a phoenix. Yu De Yu

Wang Zuo broke his arm - leaving one hand

The tortoise bit the weight - he was determined

The tortoise bit his finger - he refused to let go

Tortoise makes a report - hold back the sound and breath

The butt of the tortoise - regulations (tortoise)

The heart of the tortoise - the rectum and the belly ; What can’t be pretended

Wang Mazi eats walnuts - inside and outside ideas

Wang Taoist painting charms - he understands

Wang Po sells melons - sells himself and boasts< /p>

Wang Baoxuan fell in love with the beggar - having foresight

The bastard carrying the fork - consciously having the light

The bastard eating watermelon - rolling and crawling

Wang Xiaoer beats the gongs and drums - so poor

Looking at the scenery through a telescope - right before your eyes

The fish in the net, the bird in the cage - run away Can't

Metaphor of being unable to escape/

Looking at peonies on the terrace - being a ghost is also romantic

Looking at the wind and shadow - all in vain (metaphor of gaining nothing.

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The snail on the mast - relying on the sky to eat

The spittoon on the side of the road - Renren Beer

Wast sting, scorpion Tail - cannot be messed with

Making a horse tail as a string - not worth talking about (playing)

Horse fighting - see the question (hooves)

Mara Wheelbarrow - just flip over

Hindsight - too late

Ponytail twisting rope - no effort required

Tie ponytail to ponytail - you kick I kick too, and you hit me too

The fly in the horse's spoon - a mixed meal

The horse lifts its hind legs - shows off its strength

Hornet's nest - Can't poke it

The ant carries the snail on its back - pretending to be a big-headed ghost

The ant's mouth grinds the plate - the strength of the mouth

The ant climbs the broom - all roads are there< /p>

Ants in a birdcage - there are many ways

Ants talk - meet

Ants urinate in books - not many words can be read/p> >

The ant drags the millstone - a waste of effort

The ant stabs the neck - not a bleeding tube

The ant drags the mouse - the heart is full but the strength is insufficient

The ants moved—everyone spoke

The ants picked up insects—everyone tried their best

Ant carried a mantis on its back—shouldered a heavy responsibility

Ant cut his head with a knife ——Without flesh and blood

Ant eats fireflies—it shines in the belly

Ant wears chaff—so shameless

Ant moves Mount Tai—Part 2 Too cruel

The ant carries the big tree - not overconfident

The ant wears a hat on his head - he wears a hat randomly

The ant meets the chicken - he deserves it< /p>

Grasshoppers carrying bricks on the bean rack - using the big frame to scare people

Grasshoppers carrying bricks - unable to bear the energy

Grasshoppers fighting roosters - overestimating their abilities

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The grasshopper sneezes - his mouth is full of grassy smell

The grasshopper gets on the bean rack - the little thing uses the big rack to scare people

The body of the grasshopper - the cartilage< /p>

When a locust sees blood, it bites (and stares) and doesn’t let go

Ant blocks the road—it doesn’t overturn

Ant has a sharp point when it catches a cow— Thinking you have climbed to a high mountain

Ant talks - meeting

Ant moves - either a phoenix or rain

A grasshopper climbs a bean rack - borrows a small thing The big frame is scary

Ants look at the sky - they don't know the height

Ants climb trees - Luzi Township

Ants drink water - just a drop is enough

Ants go into the pond - they don’t know the depth

Ants go into the cell - they have their own way out

The buried mines - they are about to explode

Buying back a color TV and bringing back an invoice - well-founded

Buying salted fish and releasing them alive - committing an injustice

Buying a box to return pearls - not knowing the goods

Selling clothes to buy wine - caring about one's mouth but not one's body

Selling one's son to recruit son-in-law - doing it upside down

Selling one's dog's coat to buy pants--not too short-sighted No man

Selling his son to recruit a son-in-law——Hu Tossing

Selling a child to sing a big show——What kind of achievement is he celebrating

A water seller looking at the big river—— It’s all money

Those who sell frying spoons - choose the ones that are reliable

Selling rice without rice - with bad intentions (quality)

Those who sell fried spoons Losing money - being greedy for stalls) is big

The crab seller goes on stage - there are many roles, but not many can sing

Selling wooden heads and being robbed by thieves - big shame< /p>

The one who sells earthenware basins - he wants one set and one set

The one who sells earthenware basins stumbles - he gets confused

The one who sells shrimps doesn't use a scale - Catch the blind (shrimp)

The salt seller drinks boiled water - tasteless

The coffin seller grits his teeth - hates people to death

The steamed bun seller mixes lime - His expression remains unchanged

The one who sells bean sprouts shakes his basket - clean and tidy

The one who sells oil does not add salt - does not care about (nothing)

The one who sells fried dough sticks Huqin - playing (oil) hand and leisurely (string)

Selling cattle and hair to marry a mute - nothing to say

Selling tofu is a trap - business is not good Big display

The flower seller talks about the fragrance of the flowers; the tea seller talks about the freshness of the vegetables - each has its own way.

The duck seller changed the basket - pouring (making) eggs

Bought wheat to make a basket - not steaming the steamed buns to steam (competing) the weather

The water seller looked at the big river - it was full of money

Wheat straw blew fire - stingy

The wheat awns poked into the eyes - stinging and painful

Wheat The chaff is rubbing the rope - no match for the hand

Kowtowing in the wheat stubble field - poking the eyes

Wheat straw holding the door - in vain

The wheat straw is used as a scale - - Use the straw as a scale - look at people too lowly

In the wheat straw Looking down on people - looking down upon them

Packed explosives in the wheat straw - fired off cannons indiscriminately

Swallowed the charcoal - became mute

The person pretending to be Qin Hui did not take off his costume - Who hasn’t seen that two-flowered face

The sky is covered with paste - Hu (Hu) Cloud

The sky is full of coptis - endless suffering

The sun is full of gold teeth - every mouth is a lie (yellow)

The garden is full of fruits - just you are red

The mouse covered in oil dives into the fire - How can it be better

The blind man plays Pai Gow - blindly touching

The blind man opens the day - talks nonsense

The blind man chats - talks nonsense

The blind man bought a trumpet and blew it one by one

The blind man used a lantern to illuminate others but not himself

The blind man wore glasses to show off

( The metaphor is just in name but has no actual effect)

A blind man rides a blind horse and rushes into chaos

A cat does not eat fish and is pretending to be polite

Cat. Catching mice...an ancestral craft

Cats catch mice and dogs guard the door——. Everyone keeps his/her duty

(Metaphorically speaking, everyone has their own responsibilities.)

The cat teaches the tiger - keep one hand

The cat drills the dog The hole is easy to pass through

The cat drills the mouse hole-cannot pass

The cat catches the mouse-relies on its own ability

The owl sings~...a strange sound

The donkey pulls the grindstone...he can't escape from this circle

Eating cantaloupe in the toilet...it doesn't smell good

The stones in the pit...it smells bad Hard

Comparing yourself to a dagger means having a bad reputation and having a stubborn attitude/

Throwing a bomb in a manhole... arousing public outrage (dung)

Comparing yourself to yourself arouses everyone Dissatisfaction/

An electric fan is installed in the toilet...~it will stink in the limelight

Putting roses in the toilet...cannot produce any fragrance

Big dung maggots in the toilet - —Survival in death (shit)

Peacock in the pit - smelly tune

Weighing weight in the pit - natural and hard

Nothing to do Shoe insole - belittled to the end

Impersonation - pretending to be real

Pipa without strings - where to start playing (talking)

Floating without roots Ping - helpless

Toothless wife gnaws bones - by licking

Put coal briquettes in lime - black and white distinct

Coal ash mixed with lime ——No distinction between black and white

Firecrackers on eyebrows——Fire (disaster) in front of eyes

Gourmets talk about food and clothing

Mei Lan Farewell My Concubine - A good show

(Metaphor for the best skill J

Looking at people through the crack in the door-Shu people look down on them

(Metaphor Look down on people.)

The bricks under the threshold are kicked in and out one by one

(A metaphor for pushing them around if they don’t want them.)

Looking at the sky through the crack in the door - narrow vision

Pooping on the threshold - smelly inside and out

The seal on the door - cannot be pulled

The seal behind the door Broom - specializes in picking out dirty things to do

The weight in the corner of the door - dead (real) evil intentions

Wiping dead people behind the door - fearful

The door frame is off The blanks are all very big

Hanging a mat over the door - outrageous (painting)

Looking at people through the crack in the door - looking down on people

Being kept in the dark and listening to the thunder - not being able to figure out the north, south, south, east, or west

(Metaphor of being confused and confused about the direction.

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To fart while covered with quilt - to swallow alone

(metaphor for possessing alone)

Meng Jiangnu pulled her bangs - crying and laughing< /p>

(A metaphor for both happy and sad people)

Meng Huo surrendered - convinced orally

Meng Jiangnu searched for her husband - traveled thousands of miles

< p>Eating honey in a dream - thinking sweetly

(It is a metaphor for beautiful thoughts, but they may not come true.)

Flying in a plane in a dream - thinking hard< /p>

(A metaphor for ideas that are divorced from reality and cannot be realized.)

Lost money in a dream - blindly happy

Having a daughter-in-law in a dream - a beautiful thought

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Getting married in the dream - a good thing will not come true

Things said in the dream - I don’t know whether they are true or false

Talking about the groom in the dream - an empty wedding

< p>Maitreya Buddha - smile every day

Misi crotch sunlight - cannot be blocked

Sleeping in Misi - covered with eyes

Misi Filling water - many loopholes

Cooking rice into porridge - confused

Rice shop selling salt - nosy (salty) things

In the rice soup basin Wash your face - confused head

The rice pot has just started to draw firewood and rice - no cooperation at the critical moment

Wash your hair with rice water - confused to the extreme

In the rice warehouse Rats - nothing to worry about

Sealed cans - seamless and drillable

Sealed drinks - watertight

Sealed wax pills - nothing Flaw

Cotton fell into the water - bombing (talk) failed

There is a needle hidden in the cotton - there is hardness in the softness

(Metaphor of soft means and hardness) There are all kinds of methods.)

Roll the dough into sesame seeds - stand still a little

Butter your hands - dip a little into everything you touch

Cook longevity peaches in the noodle soup. ——The bastard is outstanding

Boiling a rubber ball in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and still full of anger

Boiling a light bulb in the noodle soup—I said you are a bastard and you are full of evil fire

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The monk in the temple has a bell that rings (famous and famous)

The wooden fish in the temple--he can’t close his mouth from ear to ear

The *heads in the temple--each has his own agenda

(Metaphorically, everything is owned by everyone, there is nothing superfluous.)

The flagpole on the temple gate day - a single stick

The stone lion in front of the temple gate - a single stick Couple

(a metaphor for two people having a close relationship)

Five hundred Arhats in the temple - each has its own certain status

Crossing the river by feeling for the stones ——Be more prudent

(Metaphor for doing things cautiously, steadily and reliably)

The magician does tricks - making something out of nothing

The donkey in the mill spins in circles

The donkey on the grinder turns round and round