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Who is the immortal who dare not take back the magic weapon in The Journey to the West?
And once the Monkey King can't cope with monsters, he will ask for help everywhere, but some magic weapons are too powerful, so he can only ask their heroes to come and surrender. The most typical one is Qingniu Jing, who is invincible all over the world with King Kong Zhuo. Even the Buddha in the Western Heaven can't help it, so we have to remind the Monkey King to invite Qingniu Jing's master to put his foot in the lion's den. The old gentleman himself said that if Qingniu Jing steals his banana fan again, even he can't cope with King Kong Zhuo himself.
It can be seen that the magic weapon of the immortal is equivalent to a high-tech weapon, and anyone can use it after getting it, regardless of their own strength. So some careless immortals didn't take care of their treasures and didn't prepare the plan. Once the magic weapon falls into their master's hands, there is nothing they can do.
For example, in The Romance of Gods, Guanghe Sperm gave their magic weapon and Yin-Yang mirror to Yin Jiao and. As a result, the two turned against each other and finally could not make up their own magic weapon, which was extremely embarrassing.
There was also a careless little fairy in Journey to the West, whose treasure was stolen by her master, but she had no means to restrain herself and had to rack her brains to find a way. Finally, with the cooperation of the Monkey King, he successfully found the magic weapon, but the method he used was actually a bit lucky. If you don't succeed, it is estimated that you will really make a joke.
This immortal is Maitreya Buddha, the Buddha from the East, and the future Buddha in Xitian III Buddha. He had a boy with yellow eyebrows who went to the Yuan Dynasty to steal ethnic bags and gold cymbals, and turned it into a small Buddhist paradise privately, hoping to accept Tang Priest as a disciple. Although this cymbal was also severe, the Monkey King was trapped inside, but Kang Jinlong, one of the twenty-eight lodging houses, was able to insert a corner into the gap, so it was quickly repaired. It's just that the national bag is too powerful, and how many people can hold it. The Monkey King invited the gods and buddhas all over the sky, but it seems that there is no way to crack them.
In the end, Maitreya came uninvited. Everyone thought that he would meet his subordinates, have a drink, or read the scriptures, or get a magic weapon, just like Laojun, Guanyin, Manjusri, Pu Xian and Taiyi Buddha. However, as soon as Maitreya saw the Monkey King, he put on a big face and said, "Wukong, do you know me?" It's quite overbearing, but it's a pity that much cry and little rain. He relies on the Monkey King's help, but he doesn't dare to see Huang Mei.
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