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I feel dizzy. Why do people who know me know who I am when they look at my back?

Edit this paragraph. More than three enlisted men. Private Xu Sanduo, you must remember that you are the 4956th soldier of No.7 Steel Company! Private Xu Sanduo, some companies are proud of being war heroes, and some companies are proud of being generals. The pride of Gangqi Company is the most sacred among soldiers! Gang Qilian is proud of the heroes who died in battle! Private Xu Sanduo, the soldiers of No.7 Iron and Steel Company must remember their predecessors who died in the history of 5 1 year. You should also use the most powerful way to ask any member of the Seventh Steel Company to remember our ancestors! Private Xu Sanduo, during the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea, almost all the seventh company of the iron and steel company was killed and cancelled, but the three private soldiers covered by the whole company were lucky to return. They brought the last wish of 107 martyrs to rebuild Qigang Company back to these three young people with an average age of only 17 years old! From then on, Gang Qilian will live with their martyrs forever! Private Xu Sanduo, in this sense, we live between the hope and honor of martyrs! Private Xu Sanduo, we are young troops who record the achievements of our predecessors, and we are also combat troops! Private Xu Sanduo, let's recite the company of No.7 Iron and Steel Company. The earliest people who could sing this song were all killed in a positional war. We only found handwritten words in blood and fire, but we hope you can hear the roar of 4956 soldiers! A thunderbolt, a sword, a tiger and a steel company; The will of steel, the iron man, the iron blood of defending the country. ShaSheng scared off the enemy and gained a reputation for victory. Attack must be gram, defend must be firm, step on enemy bones and sing. Horses are friends, and people who can treat me as friends are very good people. I didn't feel sad when I sent the old horse away. The old horse said that I think little, yes, the little one is a little selfish, so I won't feel sorry for others when I am lucky. Because I feel lucky in his class, I will lead a different life with him. It is meaningful to edit more than three classic quotations in this paragraph, that is, live well, live well and do many meaningful things well. Edit this inner monologue 1 above. According to the war situation, the enemy launched an attack on a gloomy morning, and our first line of defense was quickly torn open. Blood and life won time, and the main army was assembled to build a second line of defense. The flood finally hit the dam. Both sides suffered heavy casualties. High-intensity wars devour unimaginable resources, and complex wars suddenly become simple. Whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first will be the winner. 2. Silence, silence, silence, the absolute silence at the beginning of the war, lurks in the area expected to be occupied by the enemy. Four days later, when both sides are dressing up the wound to recuperate, we will no longer be silent. I made a fool of myself again, and I was joking. I should call for help and surrender. Then spend the rest of the time in the enemy camp. It took me several months to realize that what this team despised most was what I was doing now. 5. The life of XinBingLian began. The first thing we learned in XinBingLian is a word, exactly two kinds of animals: mules and horses. 6. No one will notice the difference between mules and horses when they get off the banyan tree, but the company commander said to us seriously, "Mules? Leave. Horse, come with me. " So I looked up the dictionary more carefully: mules-domestic animals, horses and donkeys are all born by mating. The mane is slightly flat, the tail is short and the vitality is strong. Generally infertile, they can carry things or pull carts. I focus on mules, because I know I don't look like a horse, and the answer is not very satisfactory. Later, whether it was a mule or a horse puzzled me for a long time. 7. Actually, it is obvious who is a mule and who is a horse. I am the earliest mule of XinBingLian, and success is the best horse of XinBingLian. 8. Dad, big brother, I wonder if I can read the letter. Hello, I'm fine. I slept well, ate well and practiced well. I felt bad, but the platoon leader said yes. Success is faster than my progress. He is already my vice monitor. I'm breaking up tomorrow. Success said that I would be assigned to a good company. I am talking about a good company. If you succeed in saying that the platoon leader is in danger, you can touch the gun. 9. Later, we held a class meeting. In order to distinguish it from previous small class meetings, Ma Lao called it large class meetings. The class meeting decided to build roads. There is only one road, which has been repaired. At first, everyone didn't know what to fix, so everyone decided to fix a five-pointed star in the middle of the road. From one end to the other, in the middle of a good road, I don't know why. Li Meng said, "Do you think we are really building roads?" 10. I think Lao Ma is really happy. There are so many people who think of him. He has so many friends. I didn't. The old horse said, "There is yourself in the middle of heaven and earth." I spend most of my time with myself. 1 1. It took me a long time to know what happened at that time, but at that time I had a feeling that Class Five had treated me as one of their own and I had friends. I don't need to envy people who have friends anymore. 12. For the first time, what really shocked me was the training ground, chariots, smoke, artillery, snipers and high-power engines. This will never be felt in our hometown and Class Five. The company commander called it fighting spirit. He said, I'm not that mysterious. I'm telling you, get up and fight. If you like this life, it is fighting spirit. I really want to tell him I like it. But he doesn't like me, and I know I will never dare to tell him, because when he said this to me, his eyes jumped over me like an obstacle. 13. We are the company commander's world, so the company commander can often yell his private words at 100 people. When he said such private words, he smiled mysteriously and modestly, making everyone feel that the reason why we don't call ourselves the ever-victorious generals and make great achievements is to keep our brothers and even the team poor. 14. In less than a week, just Qilian looked at me like I was crossing an obstacle, an unnecessary obstacle with no difficulty at all. 15. I found another use of chariots that day. You can shut yourself in and pretend that there is no one else in the world except you, and pretend that you are dead. I no longer miss my father, brother, monitor and old horse. People like me, even thinking about them, will cause them a burden. I often think of that failed night later, and I think my life will be different if I don't come out. 16. On that day, I suddenly had my first goal in life: my grades decide whether the monitor will stay or not, and the future of the monitor is up to me. It makes me feel honored. This is the first meaning I found after I arrived at the Seventh Company. The meaning is to live well, and living well is meaningful. 17. On the day I saw the old horse off, I looked at his back and saw him off in my heart. If Lao Ma had picked me up that day, he would have asked me, Xu Sanduo, how is Qilian on the job? I don't know what to say. If the old horse asks me, I want him to leave happily, but I don't want to lie to him. As a matter of fact, I am a friend of Ma Lao in Class Five, and everyone who can treat me as a friend is a very good person. I was not sad when I sent my horse to work. Ma Lao said that I think very little, yes, I am seldom a little selfish, so when I am lucky, I will not feel sad for others. Because I feel lucky in his class, I will lead a different life with him. 18. He is also a soldier brought out by the old horse. In fact, he really wanted to go to the old horse and cry, but he gave me the chance. At that time, I only thought about my unhappiness and happiness. 19. What I said that night gave me great encouragement, because as far as I can remember, no one said I could do it. I will work hard for the monitor, the old horse and Class Three. I believe what the monitor said. I have potential because he is my friend. 20. Quiet, so quiet. Only the wind, only me. I have been flying, flying ... 18. He is also a soldier brought out by the old horse. In fact, he really wanted to go to the old horse and cry, but he gave me the chance. At that time, I only thought about my unhappiness and happiness. 19. What I said that night gave me great encouragement, because as far as I can remember, no one said I could do it. I will work hard for the monitor, the old horse and Class Three. I believe what the monitor said. I have potential because he is my friend. 20. Quiet, so quiet. Only the wind, only me. I've been flying, I've been flying ... 2 1. It's said that people get dizzy when they succeed, and I got dizzy that day. The instructor failed to capture my victory on the horizontal bar, only my embarrassment under the horizontal bar. As a result, I think the dizziness and unspeakable pain in front of people are the taste of success. 22. After sleeping for two days, I vomited fourteen times, and the number of falls was countless. Two days later, I felt like a ball about to be kicked out of the earth, and a week later, I felt like I was still on the horizontal bar, spinning and cycling. They told me a lot, and from that day on, I finally knew that I was no worse than anyone else. 24. That mountain exercise was like a half-dead thing for our Seventh Company. Later, I learned that it was far more than half. On the night of success, he created the history of seven companies with a box of beer. He became the first soldier in the history of the Seventh Company to jump ship. The company commander took a lunch box and couldn't keep a soldier who jumped ship. Cai Cheng's boxed beer also ruined his friendship with Qilian, leaving him with nowhere to live. The personnel deployment between companies has been done very quickly, and he will soon go to Hongsan to be re-elected as the class vice president. 26. It seems not far from one dormitory to another, but it will completely change a person's life. What will it be like to be a triple talent? I know that he can't bear to part with his sniper, but he also told me that there is a price to pay for doing anything. 27. The last trace of the monitor has disappeared. I don't think I can sleep tonight. 28. I have never been a good monitor of this agent, and Class Three has never recovered to its former harmony. The company commander said I was only half a soldier, so what was the remaining half? 29. If he is still in the seventh company, the adaptation is a knife hanging over his head. The whole company is waiting for the knife to fall these days. 30. Thirty-six people left that day. He stood where I stood until dawn, even in the same posture. I kept looking at him, and then I saw ... I was standing there. 3 1. In any case, we are all losers, and the last moment can show the last backbone and the last tragic. But in the end, it is the last. The company commander knows, even I know, that it has come to an end. 32. Watching people cry, if I put it aside, I would have rushed over regardless, but now it seems that I have been a soldier all my life. A man who has been a soldier all his life can only wipe his tears after yelling at the export order. Success has gone, on the narrowest road. He said, "That road is the monitor's grave and a paradise for later soldiers." . If heaven really exists, it is my simple and happy paradise. 33. Wu Liuyi said that if I can't stand it, I will write to you. I don't know if I should write, because I don't know if I can stand it. 34. I couldn't help but write a letter to the monitor, but this letter has never been finished. I learned one thing that night. Whether I can hold it or not is a multiple-choice question. We have no choice. This answer was decided on the first day of enlistment. 35. The worst part is at night. No matter what you have done or not, no matter how much you have learned, it is the same when you should have a rest. 36. I really miss you, monitor Shi Jin. Where are you? Success, what are you doing? I seem to be forgotten. In countless battles with my father, this is the first victory in my life, but what I may win is such a fiasco. 38. Wu Liuyi was given a demerit for this, which was the only time in his military career. He also smiled and told Gan that the sentence was very light. He doesn't like talking at six o'clock, but this time, he carried a mountain. 39. A few days after my father left, I became a first-class petty officer. I am 22 years old and want to spend these years in the army. I think the company is the best place for me. 40. After breaking up for seven days, everyone always has a reason to comfort themselves. This is for the benefit of the group and for the future needs of the army. But in my heart, there is a lingering sadness. On that day, June 1st fought hard on the field, and all the people from the original company were on the sidelines, cheering for him. The company commander, now a deputy battalion commander, shouted more urgently than anyone else. It suddenly dawned on me that the word "Gang Qilian" has been deeply branded in each of us. Why? I don't know. 4 1. The persuasion in July was in vain. When I got the order, I only thought about two things. Does anyone from Laoqi Company go? If we leave, can we be together? 42. They are happy, but they totally reject success. After the reorganization of seven companies, it is even more difficult for them to let go of those who owe seven companies, although that is not debt. He has changed a lot since he came back. I know he came back out of trust. He must convince himself to continue trusting us. Success has always believed in himself, and now his balance is tilting, but it's a pity that he chose a time when he shouldn't talk. 44. Back here, the grasshopper whizzing by was called a stray bullet by Li Meng. Lao Wei always looked at the gerbil and said that it really looked like Xu Sanduo. The company commander said: young and frivolous, happy time. 45. Now Cai Cheng and I are more famous than Wu Liuyi. People always like good news and forget the bad news. Whether you like it or not, at this moment, we have covered May Day which is still in the hospital bed. 46. I drank a lot that night and asked a lot. We are all exhausted and have the right to relax, but I forgot how to relax. 47. I can't even go, let alone Class 5 on the grassland. There will be new recruits moving in tomorrow, so I will stay in Class 3, Company 7 of the Iron and Steel Company today. 48. There are three roads outside the regimental headquarters, and we took the middle one. To military stations, military airports, more troops and more training grounds. 49. Tuo Yonggang was born as a paratrooper and was dug up by Brigade A.. He doesn't understand why he should treat the poached people like this. Wu Zhe, Bachelor of Military Foreign Languages, Master of Optoelectronic, is two months older than a gifted scholar. What he said most was ... (Normal mind, normal mind) 50. I followed the talent back to the dormitory, which is my dream. Wu Liuyi said, run! The colonel said, fly! Is this the place we all want to go very much? 5 1. I'm glad Wu Liuyi didn't come. A stubborn man like him should not feel so disappointed. I miss Wu Liuyi very much. For such a future, he actually hurt his leg. 52. I think July is the worst instructor. This lieutenant colonel can't even take a class of seven companies. He has made public anger. Everyone firmly believes that in the company, he must leave in the first quarter. But now, right here, as he said-he completely dominates us. 53. Forget it, I forgot all about it. Now no one remembers the glory and ideals of the past, only looking forward to eating and sleeping. Now, even the only dignity has been taken away by him. 54.27 is my comrade-in-arms with the shortest time. Life seems to have improved since he left. In fact, the old A is still the same to us, but the instructor's hand made many people give up their plans to resist. On the surface, everyone obeys him, but what they think is another word: can't lose! People are falling behind every day. Being left behind now means that your chances of seeing him in the future are slim. 56. The instructor who tortured us disappeared, but the person who tortured us did not disappear. There is no plan book, only mechanical, monotonous, cold and repetitive. We even miss the coach. He still has challenges and anger when he is around, and he will not give up bit by bit in the adaptation. When I didn't even communicate with Cai Cheng and Wu Zhe, we were divided into three bedrooms. 57. I think, before the seven-game fiasco, the old A's talked like this. If all that impresses me is just for this purpose, I want to beat him, for the sake of company seven. 58.NBC is not a radio station and has nothing to do with the ball game. Nuclear, chemical and biological weapons are nuclear, biological, chemical and weapons of mass destruction. 59. All night, I was thinking about the weapons I had contacted, such as armor-piercing bullets, steel-pointed bullets, armor-piercing bullets, flat-headed bullets, armor-piercing bullets ... I was thinking, what would they do if they hit me? 60. Perhaps the crisis has been solved, or it may be better. Nothing happened, no one was hurt, just a dream. 6 1. It was a dream. I was tired of reading materials last night, so I had such a dream ... not a dream. On the day of success, he went back and locked himself in the dormitory. He refused to see anyone until the evaluation began the next day. 63. Wu Zhe has been waiting for this day. He persisted until now because he didn't want to lose, but he wouldn't give himself to a place that let him down. I don't know why I have to go to so much trouble to embark on this road. Suddenly, my wish came true, but I was at a loss. 65. When the captain says go back, to put it bluntly, go back where you came from. But in order to succeed, he returned to the wasteland, class five, and returned to the place where he had said goodbye. 66. When Cai Cheng left, he said that he would have a new beginning. Those who are eliminated know how to start, and those who stay don't know. I really envy him. 67. I told myself that I should be satisfied. The captain said these words with his meaning, not only to clarify the tactical purpose, but also to tell us that we will be one of our own in the future. As one of us, everyone has a family. I quit. Wu Zhe likes gardening. His name is Bayi hoe and Qi Huan is Bayi kitchen knife. 68. Until dawn, Wu Zhe still had doubts, although the captain had made it clear that a group of cross-border drug dealers were armed in the army, and their secret passage was discovered, so there was a firefight, and it was a fierce firefight. 69. Today is my birthday. I am 23 years old. Maybe no one wants to come to a strange border and ambush a stranger on my birthday ... whether it's true or not. 70. At the age of twenty-one, I lost my monitor. At the age of 22, I lost my seventh company. What will I lose at the age of 23? 7 1. I judged that this was not a drill. I really saw them lying in front of me. The gun went off all night, and the drug dealer never put it down, and neither did we. Later it was reported that 25 of us killed 20 enemies. It's not in the report. Xu Sanduo didn't fire a shot. 72. Today, I killed someone on my 23rd birthday. At the age of 23, I lost my innocence, experienced death and was no longer naive. 73. Following the rules for three years suddenly becomes worthless. I stayed up late and got up late, so I gave myself a big holiday. 74. I often play a game with myself: close my eyes, smell only, listen only to the sound, then pretend to be myself and go back to my previous place. 75. Go out and go where you want to go. When a person who has never acted alone gets the idea, he becomes so eager at once. 76. It's a pity to try my best to stuff the wardrobe and flaunt its value. More importantly, they are afraid that I won't come back. 77. Goodbye, Qi Huan, goodbye, Wu Zhe, goodbye, Old A and my captain. I lost again. I feel sorry for you. 78. The smell is hard, with the smell of tar and tires, which makes people want to travel far. I can do whatever I want and go wherever I want. 79. This is our armed cross-country road, but it is the first time for me to come up by myself. I mean, I can come up if I want. They didn't come to see me off because I didn't look back. They are very angry. 80. I can do whatever I want and go wherever I want ... but where am I going? 8 1. I changed my clothes, and now I am the same as you. I'm already like you. Why are you still looking at me? 82. This city is really big and beautiful, but where should I go? 83. Is it still so competitive to become a talent? Will you be fat when you are a company secretary on June 1? 84. I really want to talk about visiting relatives or going home. This is where I grew up. 85. I want to go in. I really want to go in. I have never wanted to go to a place so much in my life. 86. I'm afraid of losing, I'm afraid of losing all the time, I'm afraid of not caring ... I've been dreaming about June 1 day that night, and it's so powerful that nothing can beat him. 87. Day after day, I tell myself every day: change places, change places that won't disturb others. 88. Everyone who has been a soldier knows that this refers to the assembly area of troops, which I am trying to avoid now ... but all the people I want to see are tied up in these places. 89. Big Brother was forced to run away from home. The last thing he can think of is to let me know and go anywhere away from these troubles. 90. I want to say that I am an old A now, and I am the peak of infantry. I want to say that the captain is waiting for me to go back, and I have another task ... but what can it do? Dad is in front of me. What can I show him? 9 1. I can't solve all the problems at home at all, just as I can't solve all the problems I encounter. Dad is ill, and his brothers hate him. It seems that the house has just been shelled. The company commander said that the date is the problem of overlapping problems. 92. Still the same, nothing is clear. One thing is clear. It's definitely not good for us to get him so excited. However, we also learned it very early: silence-silence, silence. 93. Dad, brother and two brothers, I'm going to be busy again. You have a good life. Dad, have tea, don't drink ... 94. The enemy launched an attack on a gloomy morning, and our first line of defense was quickly torn to pieces. Blood and life won time, and the main army was able to assemble and establish a second line of defense. The flood finally hit the dam. Both sides suffered heavy casualties. The unimaginable resources consumed by high-intensity wars and complex wars suddenly become simple. Whoever can launch the second wave of effective offensive first will be the winner. Silence, silence, silence, the absolute silence at the beginning of the war, lurks in the area expected to be occupied by the enemy. Four days later, when the two sides are dressing the wound to recuperate, we will no longer be silent. 95. I heard that the company commander and his division investigation battalion also participated in the war, but he was the enemy. In this fierce war situation, it is likely that it has been sacrificed. No, he's the enemy. He was killed. 96. I ... I made a fool of myself and made a joke again. I should call for help and surrender. Then spend the rest of the time in the enemy camp. They are not enemies. This is just an exercise. 97. I still owe money, 1986050 yuan. The captain gave me a month's salary ... and Wu Zhe's clothes.