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So many people say that the rich have dogs and the poor have cats?

They were all said when people were poor in the past. Cats demand more protein content in food than dogs, so poor people can't afford it, or cats leave at the first chance. It doesn't matter now, chickens, ducks and fish can't be eaten, and cats and dogs are kept as pets.

I think most people who have dogs around me are very poor, and they even take a dog around one day, which is called walking the dog. I won't talk about the dogs of the rich, because people are powerful and energetic, and some poor people I have met are also puzzling. They live in a house and pay off the loan. They just had enough for three meals. They wear simple clothes, whether it is hot summer or cold winter, they care about buying food and going out to play.

But they just like to keep dogs, whether male or female, always young. At night, in the streets, lawns and squares, except people, people who are a little more civilized are still holding dogs. Others just let themselves go and run around with shit, especially when they see some women hugging and kissing dogs, so women don't have to say it, because they naturally like to contact weak animals, but the actions of some big men let me.

It's really elegant to put the dog in front of your son and daughter every day. Many years ago, I made a joke and went out for a blind date with a beautiful woman. After eating, the woman found a bag containing chicken bones and asked her what she was doing. She said to take it home for her son. I was stunned and speechless. I thought, how can you have a son? Unless it's a blind date, it's true to find a father for your son. Even if you have a son, you shouldn't give him bones. The one in my heart has been wondering! This sentence has separated me from her ever since.