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Dota love letter quotations

1, men have feelings, women have desires, turn off the light, oh, I'll go.

2. If you compare the first position to a man and the second position to a woman, it is not that you have no money that disappoints women, but that you can't see hope in you.

Don't make me mend the knife and give me a blow. In this way, his purpose has been achieved, and so has mine. None of us will lose money, will we?

4. The score of the last game was 1 1 1, and this game was 1 1. I don't know whether I am single or not, and it has a special relationship with the number 1.

5. I can only say, let party member go first. I'm really surprised.

6. At this time, please note that the front bangs of the white cow block the left eye, and the right eye sees through everything. At this moment, he rushed over.

He must have eaten unclean seafood yesterday, otherwise his skin would be so itchy.

8. Knowledge is like * * *, invisible but important.

9. If you are not afraid of the underworld, you are afraid of the black society.

10, teasing teammates who don't know which way to go: You can use a single river, but if there is water in the river, be careful to drown.

1 1. Wings against the wind are more suitable for flying.

12, love is like a bank deposit, which is pitiful; Loneliness and desire, like loans, keep raising interest rates automatically.

13, I can endure it for a long time, and it only takes one second to kill him.

14, it takes courage to bow your head and strength to raise your head.

15, you can't love someone too hard, or you will easily hurt your waist.

16, good quality and durability.

17. What's the difference between liking and loving? Those who like flowers go back to pick flowers, and those who love flowers go back to water them.

18, the score in the last game was poor, and so was this game. I don't know if I'm single, but this number is especially predestined.

19, after Xiaojie fell in love, his girlfriend ignored me.

20, rush again, insert! It is empty. It is empty.

2 1, again, again.

22. I once lost a button, but when I found it, I had already changed my clothes.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

24. A failed love is like a joke. I feel confused when it's hot, and I feel stupid when it's cold.

25. To emphasize the connotation with a man, it is better to tell him that you allow * * * to be more attractive.

26. I can only say that you can never understand my loneliness and indifference, and the humorous and frivolous storytelling breaks my heart.

27, can you leave me some last self-esteem, if you are not a girl, huh? If you annoy me, I will tell you that I am on fire now.

Liu Haier before Bai Niu blocked his left eye, but his right eye could see the whole world clearly. hahaha.

29. My smile is beyond the reach of Baidu.

No matter what difficulties you encounter, as long as your mentality does not decline, there are always more ways than difficulties.

3 1, the master's mind is like a starry sky, you can see it, but you can't understand it.

32. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof to shelter from the rain with you.

33. I am now a high-end player at the level of Great God, referred to as "Dawangao" for short.

34. Will anyone say you are kind? They will only push their luck.

35, cut short hair, loved rotten people.

36. It will be dark, people will change, and three points of technology will cheat seven points.

I didn't get married, but I paid more bills.

38. Talk about shit from college, (next88) talk about A cups from the World Cup, and talk about the inside of the uterus from outer space.

39. Sooner or later, men will pay back, and women will get pregnant sooner or later.

40. Cut my dear intellectual leg here.

4 1, after all, I am also an injured person and lost three games in a row. I want to add more.

42, alas, I can't give you a lifetime, but I can give it to you once; It can't give you happiness, but it can give you comfort.

43, this is poisonous, but I don't think I can export it, so I bought a 550 cloak to fool myself.

44. Spring has come, flowers are blooming into the sea, and my thoughts are disastrous. Many people on campus dress so dangerously, but they look so safe.

45. For example, I caught a cicada when I was 8 years old. I thought I caught summer. For example, when I kissed 18 years old, I thought it would last forever.

46. Just because I don't sing love songs loudly doesn't mean I haven't been in pain.

47. Whenever a female fan adds me to QQ, I will refuse, and then attach a message "Love is sold out, please come early in the afterlife".

48. But there is no DOTA competition now. I can only say that I met the right person at the wrong time.

49. Children's Day is coming. You can come to my snack shop to recall and buy a bag of Melissa or * * * shrimp strips.

50, ordinary ID, extraordinary experience, the same * * *, but I led the fashion.

5 1, then as the saying goes, it is no accident that strength makes classics.

Don't forget our slogan, only enter your body, not your life.

53, a small watch with a big gold chain, three small barbecues a day.

54. Bow your head by courage and rise by strength.

55. The floor next to the cesspit: not far from the excrement.

56, I b in the past, the shadow devil must die! Sand King can let go.

I said I love you, but I didn't say I only love you.

58. In the orange sunset, a person's dusk.

I realized, what is the only thing in the world that can resist the ravages of time? Is a gift.

60. There is also a lonely big fish man here. If you give him 100 1 a wish at this time, he will definitely want 100 TP.

6 1, don't look at the appearance, the ability is not written on the face.

62. There is only one white tiger left here. I don't think it is necessary for Big Brother to come forward. Big brother is in charge of pushing the tower.

63. There is no shortcut to sexual happiness, only management.

But there is no DOTA 1 competition now. I can only say that I met the right person at the wrong time.

65. Some guns fly like meteors, and their mouths are infinite.

66, even if the wind and tsunami, sincere people can't die.

67. Format yourself, but it cannot be deleted.

68. Medicine and condoms have not expired, but love has expired.

69. Little brother, I just know what it means to throw a toothpick into the crater. A shrimp swims in the Daxi Lake and a caterpillar goes through the cave.

70. Over the years, I have been tired of being handsome. I think my handsomeness is not only the handsomeness of my face, but also the handsomeness of my soul behind my face.

7 1, left hand wearing rosewood, right hand wearing amber, three mobile phones on the desk, all golden apples.

72. It is better to rely on yourself than to build tall buildings.

73. They all say I'm crazy. I said, that's the peak.

74. There is also a lonely big fish man here. If you give him 1001 wishes at this time, he will definitely want a TP.

I can't give you a lifetime, but I can give it to you once. I can't give you happiness, but I can make you comfortable

76. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof that escaped with you.

77. I am now a high-end player at the level of Great God, referred to as "Da Wan Gao" for short.

78. He beat the floor beside the cesspit, not far from the excrement.

79. For example, when I was 0/8 years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I caught summer. For example, when I 18 kissed her face, I thought it would last forever.

80. You are the bubble that coke makes me love, and I don't want to quit after being corroded.

8 1, one for w, one for e, and then turn around and drop this. Wow ... hidden fame.

82. I have many bills. Let's get married.

83. The big girl rowed with waves instead of paddles.

84. He said he likes lofty girls, and I said I like high definition.

85. One day the dragon will get water, and I will call the Yangtze River water to flow backwards.

86. Others laugh at me for being too * * *, and I laugh at others for not being open.

87, waste 180, do a big health care, buy a pack of cigarettes.

Only when the world is upside down will you fall in love with me.

89. You see happiness comes so suddenly that you may think I started advertising before I finished.

90, this toxic feeling is that I can't export it, so I bought a new cloak to fool myself.

9 1, medicine can't cure sick leave, and wine can't understand true sorrow.

92. You gave me fantasy, deprived me of hope, depressed me and lost my way.

93. Click a signal. If you don't come, big brother won't be able to keep you.

94. No matter how good a person is, he can't wait.

95. Watch the rhythm of AV learning, watch historical tactics, and read novels to dig out details.

96. Not all girls go astray for money. Have you ever thought about the pain and loneliness that a girl suffers when the neon lights stop flashing?

97. I said I was so unlucky before, but I saved it for me to meet you.

98. I didn't even dare to smoke when I was playing in the captain's room, because I was afraid of setting them all on fire.

99. The development of love is two TV series. First, I entered the Korean drama romantically, this and that, and then the famous Japanese drama.

100, I'd rather be a prodigal son than a silly child.