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The story of tucao epidemic situation

The passage of the tucao epidemic is as follows:

1, life is like a shower, the direction is wrong, hot water.

I hope the epidemic will pass quickly, and everyone will be safe, healthy and happy.

3. We stayed at home. Although it is boring at home, I am particularly comfortable with my family.

4, the epidemic situation At present, it is quiet to do something at home every day and make some contributions to the country.

For ordinary citizens, staying at home is also contributing to the fight against the epidemic! But some netizens worry that the house will be boring. NONONO! The wisdom of netizens entertaining themselves is endless!

6. During the Chinese New Year this year, all the people who can come out to meet are friends of life and death, all the fugitives who can come out to play cards, and the ones who can come out to date are absolutely true love.

7, now go out to buy masks and invest. I spent 1 mask when I went out and bought1mask, making a net profit of 9. Can't buy a mask, net loss 1.

8. Let those brave and retrograde go home safely as soon as possible.

9. I forgot to go back to work. I was a little confused for a while. What have I done?

10. When the Sichuan earthquake happened, people who just wanted to escape outside saw a novel coronavirus standing outside the door as soon as they opened the door, and shrank back in fear. Not good at home, not good at going out? It's too difficult!

1 1, I hope the epidemic will be over as soon as possible, and we can go shopping.

12, closed for one month, with normal body temperature, normal breathing, normal diet, abnormal work and rest, and mental disorder. When I lost my temper, my family was very considerate, and my family comforted me very considerate.