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The 2022 circle of friends shared 50 sentences about buying a new car.
2. I have always kept a low profile, hahaha. Now sell Ouba and find your own beauty. Talk to me every day without buying a car.
I like the first car in my life. Although I don't like cars very much, I fell in love with Dapa at first sight. I cleaned the car for the first time the next day, and it rained just after I finished brushing it.
I met my friend Audi today. Before she said to buy a car, I thought it was just a car. The point is that she is too low. I didn't expect this to happen.
When I didn't buy a new car before, I went to the community to chase other people's cars every day. It is not uncommon to buy one yourself now, and you have to play with someone else's excavator.
6. Why didn't I feel excited or happy when I first picked up the car, but I was very upset and couldn't let it go?
7. One step closer to running.
8. I don't read much, I won't lie to you. I really bought the car for the convenience of working on the construction site.
9. Good medicine tastes bitter, advice when most needed is least heeded, suddenly enlightened, better late than never.
10. Send a sincere greeting and be happy every word; Send a string of deep blessings, every minute is safe and auspicious; Passing a deep heart, bit by bit is the best; Wish a friend: happy and healthy when the new car is on the road!
1 1. Congratulations on mentioning my car, my black knight Hao Ying, and feel its charm.
12. It's hard to keep a low profile when buying a car these days. How much is a Mercedes G63?
13. Let us faithfully guard traffic safety, day after day; Let's pursue happiness year after year; Warmth is an eternal companion, and peace is a common wish.
14. I bought a car recently, but it's just a brand car.
15. People are complicated. Long life, every second counts. Every step of safety, a happy life.
16. Driving a luxury car does not mean that he has money, but only that he has money to buy a car; Traveling in a formal suit and walking in the street, maybe he is a rich man, just keeping a low profile.
17. God, I just picked up the car this morning and was fined the first time I went on the road.
The 2022 circle of friends shared their testimony of buying a new car. Second sentence 18. Send you an auspicious hat, which is as auspicious as a treasure; Send you a happy dress, happy; Send you a pair of safety shoes, and enter and leave Yongan in harmony and peace.
19. I got my driver's license and went to pick up my car the next day. I shifted gears and walked ten kilometers home, during which I turned off the engine n times.
20. Now, Siti Ziyi finally has a car of her own.
2 1. Many people have the habit of setting off firecrackers when buying a new car. Some celebrate buying a new car, while others hope to make a lot of money in the coming year. Since it is your own car, you should protect it more, otherwise sometimes happy events will turn into sad events!
22. I wanted to keep a low profile, but later I felt that buying a car was too big. Let me share with you the car I just mentioned today.
23. Don't be so low-key! You didn't say a word when you bought the car. Are you afraid we'll let you pick it up?
24. Obviously, I have money to buy a car, take a bus and live in a villa. I rented a house. I have a lot of money. I can't keep a low profile.
25. Grasp youth, strive hard, look to the future and surpass me.
26. buy a four-wheel drive car, or drive a top-end high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury.
27. I just chose the car too casually, and now I regret it. This thing is very inconvenient to pull goods.
28. When a new car is on the road, three suggestions: bring a driver's license to facilitate the police to deduct points; Wear sunglasses to prevent beautiful women from attracting attention; Don't add gasoline, this ... means to save some money and invite me to dinner!
29. Spend your own money, buy the car you want, and feel at ease.
30. The first small goal of this year has been achieved.
3 1. Take civilized steps, drive safely, be a modest gentleman and enjoy a safe life.
32. Youth pays off and time pays off. I like to carry my car. From now on, I will follow my wind and rain, and advance with the wind and water.
I don't know why. I haven't seen a man since. People always tell me that he bought a car, but my sister has never seen it.
Because dad bought a new car, he passively accepted his old car to practice.
Sometimes a low profile is not necessarily the most popular shower. I want to show off. Don't lay low. I bought a car.
Life is hard, and my car is just a means of making a living.
Travel can be lonely, but life can't be lonely. Take care of yourself by driving and walk to others.
38. Set yourself a short-term goal, practice driving well and drive to work. So my dad will buy a new car as soon as possible, so that I can drive Q5 or A6 occasionally.
39. Driving a new car is very prosperous, and the future of Wan Li is smooth sailing, with good things happening one after another and constant financial resources!
40. Good steering wheel, safe mileage, remember the law, we are safe.
4 1. From now on, it's time to be polite to pedestrians.
42. I was happy and anxious when I saw my parents for the first time.
My parents are going to buy me a car recently. After some discussion, I finally decided to buy my favorite model. Really, not to mention that I saved the world in my last life, and I have made great contributions to meeting such good parents in my life.
44. I wish Comrade Bai a prosperous life with a car, "drive a high-quality China car and be the proudest China person", and wish you luck with a car life.
45. Today, I learned that a beautiful woman can't bless her car. I sent a message as my heart, wishing you a safe journey and a pleasant journey.
46. My first motorcycle, I took my helmet to get it yesterday morning. It is also the first time to ride a motorcycle outside the driving school, riding 300 kilometers from Beijing to Zhengding in one breath.
I can't afford a real motorcycle. I have to fold it with paper.
For the first time in two years, I picked up the car the year before last. I had an amazing understanding with another car at that time.
49. Buying a car is an excuse, because there are only vegetable people and no vegetable carts.
50.20XX's first trip, at Benxi Station, I like to pick up the car, arrive at my destination for dinner, and the next activity is sightseeing.
The circle of friends celebrated their hard work in buying a new car.
The circle of friends celebrated their hard work in buying a new car. I only blame myself for buying a car too casually, and now I regret it. It's inconvenient to tow goods with this car.
2. Parents' kind smiles, lovers' warm smiles and children's bright smiles; Be safe.
Sometimes a low profile is not necessarily the best way to show off. Don't lay low if you want to show off. I will buy a car.
You can always meet freaks by bus. I should have bought a car, but I dare not drive without money.
5. Pick up the car. This is the first time someone has driven a car. It's in front of the 4S shop and still on the sidewalk. When he started, he almost hit the car in front.
6. After tossing for more than half a month, I finally lifted the car!
7. In a few years, you have doubled your worth with your own hands, but you are still very low-key. I can't believe I didn't buy a car
Buying a car is an excuse, because there is only one vegetable cart.
9. I finally picked up the car at the full price of 6.6W I don't have to squeeze the green leather train when I go home. This is not a good car. I don't want to show off my friends, just for the mood at the moment.
10. Time really waits for no one. Friends around me are buying houses and cars one after another, and then look at themselves. It seems a little too much.
1 1. Today, I learned that one of my classmates was promoted to business manager. I'm so happy for him. I remember when I went back to play with him during the Spring Festival, I was still riding a motorcycle. Today, he said he would buy a car.
12. Take civilized steps, drive safely, be a modest gentleman and enjoy a safe life.
13. I finally bought a good car that I have been longing for for for a long time. Take good care of it. Meanwhile, I wish you a lucky life with a car.
14. Do you want to go out to play this weekend? There are still three seats left.
15. The family has the responsibility on the shoulders of the ages, and the road has the safety in the heart of the wind and rain.
16. Like to learn and think, constantly strive for self-improvement and make a blockbuster.
17. The experience of buying a car for the first time in my life was terrible. I haven't come to pick up the car after the contract time. It's really hard to take a trip. Alas, my animal year.
The circle of friends celebrated their hard work in buying a new car. 18. I am a liar full of lies, and lies are readily available. Students bought cars before graduation. It's good to be a rich second generation.
19. Ten years of obscurity, once famous, the world knows.
20. My high school classmate called me and said that he had bought a car. They have been living a low-key life, which has sounded the alarm for me.
2 1. It is good to have a car, which is windproof and rainproof. Don't drink, drive safely with me.
22. Youth pays off, time pays off, and I like to carry my car. From now on, I will follow my wind and rain, and advance with the wind and water.
23. I just picked up the car for three weeks and ran 2500 kilometers to see the decoration. The engine didn't brake, so I got on the trailer for the first time.
24. I finally bought the good car I have been longing for for for a long time. Take good care of it.
25. Congratulate yourself for taking the car. My Calora has finally come home.
26. Travel long distances and drive fast, but traffic accidents may happen. When driving, be sure to pay more attention to safety.
I have two things to finish this year: buying a new Camry and updating my office equipment.
28. The conductor has a long way to go and grasp the steering wheel; With love, with love, traffic safety is tight.
29. I drove home in a panic and drove the wrong way.
30. I am happy with Audi, galloping thousands of miles and full of wealth.
3 1. It's sunny today, which is a good weather for traveling.
32. I was just too casual when buying a car, and now I regret it. This broken car is very inconvenient to pull goods.
I can't afford a real motorcycle, so I can only fold it with paper.
34. I accidentally picked up 300,000 and picked up a streetcar at random.
I have money to buy a car, but I take a bus. I have money for a villa, but I rent a house. I have money to show off, but I keep a low profile.
36. Time waits for no one. When all my friends buy houses and cars, I will also look at myself.
Congratulations on mentioning your car, my black knight Hao Ying, and feel its charm.
38. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
39. Now let me introduce my new car: xxx, which fits my temperament.
40. I went to the 4s shop for the first time to pick up the car and go home at high speed. It rained heavily that day and I was very nervous.
4 1. There are too few parking spaces in this community. I shouldn't have bought this stupid Audi
My parents are going to buy me a car recently. After some discussion, I finally decided to buy my favorite model. Really, not to mention that I saved the world in my last life, and I have made great contributions to meeting such good parents in my life.
43. From the moment I got the car keys, my excitement never subsided.
44. God, I just picked up the car this morning, and I was fined the first time I went on the road.
45. Last night, I had a dream that you bought a car, the house was being decorated and you were getting married. Very happy. Congratulations.
46. Recently, the leader kept a low profile, stopped driving the company car and bought his own car.
47. I want to buy a car. My family says I want to buy a new car and a used car to train. I've never driven a car. Recently, my friends and I went to other places. I dare not drive.
48. I bought a car this afternoon. I am very happy. I am more glad that you will come to see me soon. Today is a good day.
49. "Chinese style" car buying style, I really want to buy regret medicine after buying a car.
50. All my classmates bought houses and cars. I just want you to drive me.
Husband buys himself a new car and basks in his circle of friends.
My husband bought himself a new car to bask in his circle of friends (I) 1. You may delay, but time will not. When all my friends buy houses and cars, I will also look at myself.
I want to buy a car, and my family said I would like to buy a new car. I want to buy a used car to practice. I have never driven a car. I recently went out of town with my friends. Some of them are afraid to drive.
3. I just chose the car too casually, and now I regret it. This thing is very inconvenient to pull goods.
4. Sometimes low-key is not necessarily the most awesome show off. Don't lay low if you want to show off. I will buy a car.
When the traffic lights ebb, it is most important to drive safely. Give each other courtesy and order, and return home with a peaceful smile to your family.
6. I just blame myself for buying a car too casually, and now I regret it. It is very inconvenient for this car to tow goods.
7. The family has the responsibility on the shoulders of the ages, and the road has the safety in the heart of the wind and rain.
8. Don't be so low-key! You didn't say a word when you bought the car. Are you afraid we'll let you pick it up?
9. buy a four-wheel drive car, or open a top-end high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury.
10. God, I just picked up the car this morning, and I was fined the first time I went on the road.
1 1. Sometimes keeping a low profile is not necessarily the best way to show off. Don't lay low if you want to show off. I will buy a car.
12. Why didn't I feel excited or happy when I first picked up the car, but I was very upset and couldn't let it go?
13. Because my father bought a new car, I passively accepted his old car to practice.
14. If you want to buy a car, it's a four-wheel drive, or a high-end convertible with a low-key luxury.
15. People are complicated. Long life, every second counts. Every step of safety, a happy life.
16. If you want to study hard, you must be strict with yourself and strive for the first place.
17. Seeing that everyone has bought a car recently, I can't keep a low profile any longer.
Husband buys himself a new car and basks in his circle of friends (part two) 18. Buying a car is equivalent to buying happiness, and travel and reunion are guaranteed. Have a nice trip and be as fast as a car!
19. Three suggestions for new cars on the road: bring a driver's license to facilitate the police to deduct points; Wear sunglasses to prevent beautiful women from attracting attention; Don't add gasoline, this ... means to save some money and invite me to dinner!
20. This traffic jam is enough! I want to save money to buy a car! I buy two rounds, which is faster than four rounds! Enough!
2 1. Newcomers, new cars, new atmosphere; In the new year, keep in mind and take a new road; Wish the new car a pleasant journey!
22. Congratulations on your new car! Sending a circle of friends is not to show off, just to commemorate the mood at this moment, standing at the age of 30 and making persistent efforts!
23. Help people in trouble and buy a house and a car for their parents, children, brothers, sisters and friends. Yesterday, a low-key person, the most important thing is to let me realize this lottery dream first.
24. I was going to buy a fruit 6, but I thought it was better than what I used, so I gave up, kept a low profile and saved money to buy a car.
25. Yes, I bought a car, but I want to keep a low profile.
26. My parents decided to buy me a car. After careful consideration, they finally decided to buy the car I like. Really, if I didn't save the world in my last life, it would be a great contribution, and I can meet such good parents in my life.
27. Driving a new car is very prosperous, with a bright future in Wan Li, smooth sailing, all the best, and constant financial resources!
28. Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
29. If you work in Haimen, you will buy a car, but if you work, you will live a life where your salary is only enough for rent. Work for a few years first.
30. I wanted to keep a low profile, but later I felt that buying a car was too big. Let me share with you the car I just mentioned today.
3 1. This weekend, I feel that I have completed several major events non-stop: picking up the car, driving so far home for the first time, choosing a satisfactory wedding dress, leaving the car at the door, and driving non-stop from home to Chengdu. I think I'm great.
32. Stay away from dishonest people, pay back the money and say no, and buy a new car yourself. Such people should get as far away as possible.
33. Seeing that everyone has bought a car recently, I still can't afford it.
34. "Chinese style" car buying style, I really want to buy regret medicine after buying a car.
My husband bought himself a new car to bask in his circle of friends (Chapter III) 35. Congratulations on mentioning my car. My Corolla has finally come home.
Buying a car is an excuse, because there is only one vegetable cart.
37. Today, I learned that the beautiful woman can't bless her car, so I sent a message as my heart. I wish you a safe journey and a pleasant journey.
38. Little girl, you are on fire. I really admire a girl of 1 1 who has such a clear goal in life, unlike me who just bought a house and a car to have children!
39. Today is a good day. I finally drove home, happier than looking for someone.
40. buy a car, the hood is high-end and luxurious.
4 1. It's not easy to maintain a car, so I wash it for the first time in five months.
42. Congratulations on your mentioning Lei Ling, which is both popular and suitable!
43. Hey, I envy the one upstairs. The goods pulled today are too high. This car is really useful.
The child said yesterday that he would buy a new car. He drives a white BMW, his mother drives a red BMW and his father drives a little lion car. His expression is getting richer and richer. It seems that the status of his family has been understood in his center.
45. I am full of happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you! The new year has arrived. Happy new year.
46. At the beginning of the journey, the blessing will pass: warmth will send you and happiness will accompany you; Care sends you, and peace is with you; It is easy to send you and comfortable to send you; Happiness is for you, and good luck is linked. I wish you a pleasant journey and happiness!
47. There are really few parking spaces downstairs in the residential area, so it seems necessary to buy a garage.
48. Travel can be lonely, but life cannot be lonely. Take care of yourself by driving and walk to others.
49. I like my husband's car: once the door is closed, have a safe trip, start to shift gears, get rich every year, release the handbrake, have a good trip, turn the steering wheel, and have good luck again and again!
50. I drove home in a panic and drove the wrong way.
50 low-key copywriting sentences in the circle of friends who just graduated in 2022.
I bought a car this afternoon. I bought a new car. I am very happy. I am more glad that you will come to see me soon. Today is a good day.
2. I was happy and anxious when I saw my parents for the first time.
My parents are going to buy me a car recently. After some discussion, I finally decided to buy my favorite model. Really, not to mention that I saved the world in my last life, and I have made great contributions to meeting such good parents in my life.
My husband said he would buy a car. So now I'm looking for a scooter below100000. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month, so, uh, I went to eat dirt.
5. Pick up the car today, my first car. I hope the second car in my early thirties is BMW or Mercedes.
6. Congratulations to my Mr. Cheng for mentioning his car: once the door is closed, have a safe trip, start to shift gears, make a fortune every year, release the handbrake, have a good trip, turn the steering wheel and have good luck again and again.
7.202 1 Buy a new car and give yourself the biggest gift in the New Year. Thanks to your parents, you have worked hard and let you worry. I am willing to be your greatest pride, and you are accompanied by self-strength!
8. Low-key car, high-profile life …
9. Finally, I bought my dream car. Take good care of it and wish you good luck all your life.
10. I just picked up the car for three weeks and ran 2500 kilometers to see the decoration. The engine didn't brake, so I got on the trailer for the first time.
1 1. What's the name of the four-lap car?
12. Sometimes a low profile is not necessarily the most popular shower. I want to show off. Don't lay low. I bought a car.
13. Congratulations on mentioning Lei Ling, which is both popular and suitable!
14. There are two things to do this year. The first is to buy a new Camry, and the second is to upgrade your office equipment.
15. Let the sunshine send beautiful expectations, let the spring breeze send my deep blessings, let the white clouds and blue sky adorn your life forever, and let the pigeons bless again and again. I wish you a pleasant journey and a pleasant journey.
16. Congratulations on your love for your car. My corolla finally came home.
17. buy a car, the hood is high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury.
18. Happy Audi, galloping thousands of miles, full of wealth.
19. The child said yesterday that he would buy a new car. He drives a white BMW, his mother drives a red BMW and his father drives a little lion car. The expression is getting richer and richer. It seems that the status of his family has been understood in his center.
20. Not all cars can reach your heart. Although there are thousands of good things in this world, you are the most precious.
2 1. I couldn't afford a real motorcycle, so I had to fold one with paper.
22. You go, I go, we go, and the safety awareness is in the heart; You let, I let, everyone let, the safe road is guaranteed.
23. I wanted to keep a low profile, but later I felt that buying a car was too big. Let me share with you the car I just mentioned today.
24. I like to mention a new car, and I feel happy, smooth and smooth, and have a safe trip.
25. Send a sincere greeting, every word is happy; Send a string of deep blessings, every minute is safe and auspicious; Passing a deep heart, bit by bit is the best; Wish a friend: happy and healthy when the new car is on the road!
In 2022, a circle of friends who just graduated with a new car made a low-key copy. 26. One step closer to Big Ben.
27. The car in front is fast, but the distance is a little far. What kind of car is it?
28. There are too few parking spaces in the community, so you shouldn't buy this stupid Audi.
29. Last night, I had a dream that you bought a car, the house was being decorated, and you were getting married. Very happy. Congratulations.
Travel can be lonely, but life can't be lonely. Take care of yourself by driving and walk to others.
3 1. The first car in my life was bought at the age of 19, and I took my car for the first time to take a shower at the Mid-Autumn Festival on 20 19.
32. Sometimes keeping a low profile is not necessarily the best way to show off. Don't lay low if you want to show off. I will buy a car.
33. Why didn't I feel excited or happy when I first picked up the car, but I was very upset and couldn't let it go?
34. Not a few times, but twice. The first time I fell in love at first sight, I paid the deposit, and the second time I picked up the car, I paid the tax.
35. "Chinese style" car buying style, I really want to buy regret medicine after buying a car.
36. You deserve Audi!
37. Don't be too low! I'm in no hurry to buy a car. Are you afraid we'll ask you to pick it up?
38. An unexpected game song, a car of your own, the happiness index soared.
39. Send you a lucky hat and cherish your lucky life; Send you a happy dress, send you a happy happiness, send you a pair of healthy pants, health can be cool, send you a pair of safe shoes, and get eternal peace and harmony!
40. I wish Comrade Bai a prosperous life with a car, "drive a high-quality China car and be the proudest China person", and wish you luck with a car life.
4 1. Now, let me introduce my new car: xxx, which fits my temperament.
42. Help people in trouble and buy a house and a car for their parents, children, brothers, sisters and friends. Yesterday, a low-key person, the most important thing is to let me realize this lottery dream first.
If you want to study hard, you must be strict with yourself and strive for the first place.
44. The sun is shining today, which is a good weather for traveling.
I have two things to finish this year: buying a new Camry and updating my office equipment.
46. I like to mention the leading sport Cadillac CT5 and wish myself a happy car.
47. There are thousands of roads to safety in the world. Life is full of love, and love is long.
48. It is obvious that the excitement of picking up the car for the first time has disappeared.
49. Two days in a row is a success. The first time a person picked up a car, it turned out that the unit bought a pickup truck.
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