What are the cold jokes that make people laugh?

1, Wang Laohan turned on the tap angrily because it burned him.

2. "Stop fighting, I did it all!" The boss watched the candidate dying.

In class, Xiaoming was named by the teacher to answer questions. Xiao Ming said, "Thank you."

When school started, I had a fight with my classmates. The teacher asked me to call my parents, and I said confidently, "I can call by myself!" " "

Since the opening of a flower shop in the town, people in their sixties often disappear mysteriously nearby.

6. "No snowflake is innocent!" Wang Laohan pointed to the TV with no signal.

7. Remove the highest and lowest temperatures. Today's weather forecast is over.

8. With the countdown of many scientists, Long March 6 was sent to the live broadcast room of Laotie.

9. You should be yourself. Black boy Xiao Zhang has received a new task.